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Just had the weirdest dream
CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted:
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So, I just got woken up by the weirdest dream. Can't go back to sleep now and my wife (who snores like a bull moose in heat) is providing background music. All the talk about fishing lately in other threads must have triggered it.

I'm at the back of a house right on the waters edge of this cove. There"s an old boat up on the rocks that runs from the water edge to the top of the seawall on an angle and we"re using it to fish from. When I was a kid in Wildwood we always got excited when the weakfish were running, pretty fish that fights like hell. So, I cast my line, bang! Hit a weakfish, reel it in and a raccoon steals it!

Had this happen many times trout fishing and I never get mad, I'm happy to feed 'em a good meal.

So I cast again, immediately hook another one and as I look into the water a decent sized bull shark takes this one.

We had two house's in Wildwood when I was a kid connected by a wrap around porch right on the northern tip. Atlantic ocean a few blocks East, estuary with marina's a few blocks North, and salt marshes right behind us. When there was a spring tide the water came up through the storm drains to flood the low end of the street. Then it was spider crab soccer time. The Sea Robin's would come up too and croak like frogs... I hated catching those things, no fish should have legs and that many fins/spins and make sounds like that. Young bullsharks were constant fish s tealers in the back bays. Here's the house. Man have they developed the area. The water used to be right across the street on New York Ave... no marina's anymore either. They also built where our outdoor showers used to be. I LOVED those showers. Anyway....

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So I cast again, reel in another monster and I look to my right and there's a fuck1ng elephant seal on the rock who falls into the water and takes my fish! This goes on over and over again. The best one was another raccoon, this time in a little dress like something old ladies put their dogs in. Don't ask cause I don't know... anyway the last thing that shows up is a freaking salt water crocodile! The guy I'm with, just a guy that I was annoyed with for some reason, (reminded me of my Uncle Joe) jumps on the back of the croc screaming "Not this time!" Pulls a Steve Irwin and screams at me "Get the gun!" So I run into the house screaming where"s Kevin! (A friend of mine who carries) Someone screams he's in the bathroom.... Next scene I have my arm shoved through a half opened door with my eyes closed screaming at him to shut up and give me his .45. I run back outside, the guy is on this things back with his arms wrapped around it's head, I run up and put the muzzle against the sweet spot just behind the eyes at the back of the skull and BOOM. Shoot it dead. My last memory before I woke up was me sitting on the deck of this old boat on the rocks next to the crocodile, gun still in my hand and pissed that I didn't catch any fish. I need a drink.Think
jespear Offline
#2 Posted:
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Cut back on the MELATONIN !
streetrod Offline
#3 Posted:
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WOW! Have not had dreams like that since the 60’s.
You should cut back on the blunts.
CelticBomber Offline
#4 Posted:
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streetrod wrote:
WOW! Have not had dreams like that since the 60’s.
You should cut back on the blunts.


No blunts. Super concentrated tch oil in a vape pen or edibles;-)
8trackdisco Offline
#5 Posted:
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Must have been raccoon night. Had a shorter dream which ended with a raccoon scurrying down the roof of a house and biting my finger. The setting was South London and my mom sent me away with a stranger with tickets to a Crystal Palace/QPR match. I was about to get mugged by the guy and another fellow who were speaking a English, a English. Didn't undertake exactly what was going on. Just that I was going to get rolled. Moments later the raccoon attacked.attack.

My wife also snores. Earplugs and an additional pillow over the head are no match for the high octane chainsaw she is.
CelticBomber Offline
#6 Posted:
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jespear wrote:
Cut back on the MELATONIN !



You'll find out soon enough. I have a present for you🤪
jespear Offline
#7 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
You'll find out soon enough. I have a present for you🤪


OhMyGod
streetrod Offline
#8 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Must have been raccoon night. Had a shorter dream which ended with a raccoon scurrying down the roof of a house and biting my finger. The setting was South London and my mom sent me away with a stranger with tickets to a Crystal Palace/QPR match. I was about to get mugged by the guy and another fellow who were speaking a English, a English. Didn't undertake exactly what was going on. Just that I was going to get rolled. Moments later the raccoon attacked.attack.

My wife also snores. Earplugs and an additional pillow over the head are no match for the high octane chainsaw she is.


See post #3
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted:
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There’s always room for jello.....
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted:
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Wild dream, I cannot usually remember that much detail.
Speyside Offline
#11 Posted:
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Z, any raccoons in the van or just hobos?
Sunoverbeach Offline
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I never remember dreams other than a general sense of good or bad. I prefer bad for the relief of it only being a dream.

I think this one's a premonition. Clearly the wildlife is going to rise up and take back the earth from humanity by depriving us from food until all we have left is stale doritos and then starvation.
CelticBomber Offline
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Speyside wrote:
Wild dream, I cannot usually remember that much detail.


Actually I left a lot out. I don't know who the guy I was with was but, I was annoyed because everywhere I looked inside and outside of the house there were hundreds and hundreds of frozen weakfish filets stacked everywhere. All I could think about was the greed and waste and his attitude of "MORE". I was also annoyed because I knew he was annoyed with me, because I was happy to watch the racoon etc take my fish because I enjoyed seeing the different wildlife and was glad I made their day a bit easier.

I almost always remember every detail of my dreams. I do get the occasional one where I wake up and it's gone immediately and I'm left with just a general good, bad or weird feeling. I still think about one dream I had as a late teen where I woke up and immediately said out loud "I understand it all now!" But, all I could remember was this vague feeling that the dream had something to do with how we're all connected somehow. It's bothered me for years because I feel like if I could remember it, it would have changed my perspective profoundly. Even considered hypnosis once to try and remember it but, I don't really believe that stuff works..... or would work on me anyway. /shrug Think
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted:
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Cut WAY BACK ON YOUR
T.R.A.Z.O.D.O.N.E.
Intake...
RMAN4443 Offline
#15 Posted:
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Sounds like a case of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds....remember it's all in your head, none of it is real, it can't hurt you...enjoy the ride, you'll know when you return from your trip...Anxious
Speyside Offline
#16 Posted:
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As a youth I had a recurring dream. It was the first home run I hit playing organized baseball. Interesting what the subconscious chooses.
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted:
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Wild dream, and it came to a favorable resolution, so that’s a good thing. It concluded nicely with you slaying the beast. And while you didn’t get any fish, you got yourself a crocodile.
Celtic for the win...
CelticBomber Offline
#18 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Cut WAY BACK ON YOUR
T.R.A.Z.O.D.O.N.E.
Intake...


How did you know?Think
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted:
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I normally dream about boobs... Mellow
tamapatom Offline
#20 Posted:
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Was it a nightmare because they were yours?
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted:
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No nightmares.. and I considered them mine at the time.. Mellow
izonfire Offline
#22 Posted:
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A guy dreams about what he desires. Of course they’re attached to a difficult gender of the species.
Duh
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