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The other 500 census questions about your dead transgender horse....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#1 Posted:
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So in another noob move, I was gonna call customer service and have them move the original thread... Can't find the phone number for this place...and also I don't care that much...
victor809 Offline
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huh.... is this the new 500?

oh.... or is this the other 500?

man... wish a noob hadn't won.
DrafterX Offline
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Ya.. !!Mad
Ram27 Offline
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opelmanta1900 Offline






#507 Posted: 12 mins ago

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I hate all of you...




LOL LOL LOL LOL


You may hate us but " Congrats on the win " !!!!




ram27bat

corey sellers Offline
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Am I in the right place smells funny in here
danmdevries Offline
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corey sellers wrote:
Am I in the right place smells funny in here



That's my hammock.

I'll go hose it off. horse
danmdevries Offline
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Considered rescinding my calloff and going in since my gut's fine now.

But after logging in, acuity on the unit seems manageable with the junior crew on tonight. I'll leave it be.

Use the time instead to finish packing and spend some time with family before I go away for the weekend.
corey sellers Offline
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Thanks Dan
delta1 Offline
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didja use cork as the packing material, danm?

didja look up the official explanation for your absence in the log book?

reminds me of an IBS incident... like you, I was up all night with a bad case of the squirts...decided in the morning getting ready for work that I'd be ok with a double dose of Pepto Bismo...on the way to work, I tried to stifle a big sneeze, only to make it more forceful...that caused some leakage -- I sh*t my pants...

turned around and went home...took a quick shower and put on some clean clothes with a cloth towel for extra protection (didn't have depends), put a towel on the car seat and went in to the office...told my secretary why I was late...she thought it was funny...Pepto Bismo kicked in and I was fine
8trackdisco Offline
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Double Vodka and Limeade. Then a single.
corey sellers Offline
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I needed a good laugh delta Thank you sir
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Ram27 wrote:
opelmanta1900 Offline






#507 Posted: 12 mins ago

Favorites |


Quote



Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 9,451



I hate all of you...




LOL LOL LOL LOL


You may hate us but " Congrats on the win " !!!!

I second the motion...




ram27bat


danmdevries Offline
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delta1 wrote:
didja use cork as the packing material, danm?

didja look up the official explanation for your absence in the log book?

reminds me of an IBS incident... like you, I was up all night with a bad case of the squirts...decided in the morning getting ready for work that I'd be ok with a double dose of Pepto Bismo...on the way to work, I tried to stifle a big sneeze, only to make it more forceful...that caused some leakage -- I sh*t my pants...

turned around and went home...took a quick shower and put on some clean clothes with a cloth towel for extra protection (didn't have depends), put a towel on the car seat and went in to the office...told my secretary why I was late...she thought it was funny...Pepto Bismo kicked in and I was fine


When I worked in a factory, a coworker told the foreman he had to go home midday for feeling ill. Foreman told him "you look fine to me" which my coworker responded by dropping his pants and showing the foreman that he'd crapped em. Shouted "proofs in the pudding motherfocker" and walked out.
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Got to 114° in the valley of the sun but I am up in the cool mountains.
tonygraz Offline
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Another heat wave here - sky is greyish from time to time because of smoke from Alaska and Canada's fires. Supposed to rain hard today- nothing since a few sprinkles in the morning.
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deadeyedick wrote:
Got to 114° in the valley of the sun but I am up in the cool mountains.


I love the heat. Give me 85-90 anytime.

But when I did some contract work at the steel mills, in ambient 110-115 temps, that was unbearable. Was also working in standing water, so the air was saturated and sweating did nothing.

Still, I don't know how you can handle that heat regularly.

I think I've only seen 100 flat on the thermometer twice this year, and we're on the downhill side of summer now so not likely to see again. Racing back towards the -40 degree days.
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Kid stripped down to jump in the kiddy pool today.

Had a fattened tick on his back.

Puppy dogs didn't have any. All the brush got mowed down last week. They're awful this year.
danmdevries Offline
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Lit the burn pile on fire. Only the second time this summer, so it's a biggun.
Ram27 Offline
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Watch out for Smokey the Bear. 😉
MACS Offline
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Went fishing. I did good...

I brought three fishing rods with me and caught fish on each one. Live bait, dropper jig, and surface jig.
danmdevries Offline
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Fires already done. Raked the edges back on the pile.

Camper's packed. Moved the cases of buns and buckets of coleslaw out there. Slaw buckets in ice tubs.

Iced up the 6 coolers. Tomorrow morning I'll transfer the meats from the fridges to the coolers. I'm using the 4 coolers I own and two borrowed. Think it's just barely gonna fit. Got some "thermal" bags from grocery store for any overflow. Really will probably be fine if they warm up, will be on the smoker 6 hours from when I leave if there's no issues.

I'm probably well over my camper's weight rating. Got at least 800lbs in here, not including the stuff that lives in the camper for my normal use. Probably gonna move a few coolers to the truck.
danmdevries Offline
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Happy Friday fellas
8trackdisco Offline
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Hello friendly Friday. (We hope)
corey sellers Offline
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Morning ladies and gents
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Hey, folks.
tonygraz Offline
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Friday already ! Looks like a lot will be pushed on to next week's projects. No rain - weather people screwed up again.
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Good morning!
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OXYPHENBUTAZONE

Just in case you ever wondered what the highest possible score is on a Scrabble board.
1782 points !

Now you know !

jes
frankj1 Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
Friday already ! Looks like a lot will be pushed on to next week's projects. No rain - weather people screwed up again.

it showed up here.
was pouring at 6
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Cool Dudes...
MACS Offline
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Rain? What is this rain of which you speak?

Sunny... and hot for the forseeable future.
Ram27 Offline
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Howdy Gang....ram27bat
victor809 Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
Lit the burn pile on fire. Only the second time this summer, so it's a biggun.


I mean.... You could have just pulled the tick off...

But I probably would have chosen the same solution.
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#34 Posted:
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I think I caught danm's hammock staining virus... Mighta been the chili, mighta been the chili dogs, I don't know, I'm not a doctor...

Looking towards 105 today... Smoking now while I can...
victor809 Offline
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Only way to get over it is to torch a tick-infested child on a burn pile....

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19+ hour shift yesterday and a couple long ones before that..........getting to that "what day is it?" zone..........forgot what that was like.
Upside is being well into overtime after 3 days work..........heh...
victor809 Offline
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I need to get a couple office plants....

Ram? What should I get?
DrafterX Offline
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I had an ivy in my office for 15 years.. some of it was about 20ft long.. left that job and brought it home... it was dead in just a few short months... i blame my wife... Mellow
opelmanta1900 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
I need to get a couple office plants....

Ram? What should I get?

How come you don't ask me? Not talking
victor809 Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
How come you don't ask me? Not talking


Because you would just tell me to grow pot.
danmdevries Offline
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Rolling out in 10 minutes.

Got a buddy coming from Chicago leaving at the same time with his bus and car trailer. So if I blow up, at least the food stuff can get to the track and hopefully someone can get it started. Praying I don't need that, but I always want to have a plan B. It's more critical that the food gets there than for me to get there.
corey sellers Offline
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Good luck Dan
Ram27 Offline
#43 Posted:
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Well victor, something that requires little care,cactus and ivy!?! Brick wall
Ram27 Offline
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Safe travels dan . Enjoy 😎
victor809 Offline
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I think ram has little faith in my plant maintenance capabilities.
opelmanta1900 Offline
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victor809 wrote:
Because you would just tell me to grow pot.

I thought that's what we were talking about Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
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And I wouldn't have JUST told you to grow pot... Not talking

I would've given you strain options, lighting recommendations, i might've even sent you seeds...

You blew it buddy... You blew it big time...
DrafterX Offline
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Searching for a storage building for the backyard... they're not cheap... Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
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See, Drafter knows what's up... What kinda seeds you want?
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DrafterX wrote:
Searching for a storage building for the backyard... they're not cheap... Think

Would be cool to be Amish right about now
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