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deadeyedick Offline
#101 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 1:08 PM EST
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Anybody ever hear of a type of pine tree called an uncle foggy? Our new place has a tree growing out front that has pine needles but grows sideways rather than up. We looked it up and it appears to be an uncle foggy. Weird.
danmdevries Offline
#102 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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Probed about half the butts to check temps and tenderness. My probe glides right in but gets a little tight in the middles. Temps are done, but need the butts to loosen up just a little more. Gonna give it another 40 minutes on the heat, then wrap and stick in coolers.

Didn't foil on the heat, probably should have, but I never do so I don't wanna experiment here and now. Would have if I was time crunched but there's still 4.5 hours till serving time.
RMAN4443 Offline
#103 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 1:23 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
So, people are people. I could care less about their body orientation and their sexual orientation. That's their business, not mine. There is one point that I have difficulty making sense of. A pre operation transgendered man who becomes a post operation transgendered woman. Then her sexual orientation is women. Same thing for a pre operation transgendered woman who becomes a post operation transgendered man. Then his sexual orientation is men.

HELP!!! I think I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body...Think
RMAN4443 Offline
#104 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Probed about half the butts to check temps and tenderness. My probe glides right in but gets a little tight in the middles. Temps are done, but need the butts to loosen up just a little more. Gonna give it another 40 minutes on the heat, then wrap and stick in coolers.

Didn't foil on the heat, probably should have, but I never do so I don't wanna experiment here and now. Would have if I was time crunched but there's still 4.5 hours till serving time.

Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking
frankj1 Offline
#105 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 1:32 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking

that's the lesbian in you talking
izonfire Offline
#106 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 2:24 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
So, people are people. I could care less about their body orientation and their sexual orientation. That's their business, not mine. There is one point that I have difficulty making sense of. A pre operation transgendered man who becomes a post operation transgendered woman. Then her sexual orientation is women. Same thing for a pre operation transgendered woman who becomes a post operation transgendered man. Then his sexual orientation is men.


So what you’re saying is that you’re still questioning. I hope you can get through it. And we’ll help you make sense of it all. We’re here for you brother
izonfire Offline
#107 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 2:29 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
that's the lesbian in you talking


That’s a strange place to keep your lesbian. I keep mine in my closet like everyone else.
I know, big closet..
deadeyedick Offline
#108 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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Love me some mountain thunderstorms. The temperature went from 90° to 70° in 10 minutes. Great cigar weather on the patio now.
danmdevries Offline
#109 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 4:06 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Try spankin' them butts, that'll loosen them right up....might get them a little to hot though....Spanking


I shoved my fist through one of the butts and it just fell apart.
rfenst Offline
#110 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 4:13 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I shoved my fist through one of the butts and it just fell apart.

So you have been "fisting" again?
danmdevries Offline
#111 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 4:14 PM EST
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They were kinda hard to get off the grates. Fell apart in my hands when I was pulling them out.

It's also delicious.

I think I did okay for my first time smoking on charcoal and in such huge quantity. Learned things that'll make it better next year.

Now for the really hard part: serving. I've been working all day setting up an assembly line for it. In 20 minutes I'm making an announcement over the loudspeakers to find volunteers. Start shredding at 1730, serving officially starts at 7 with announcement but I'm quietly opening at 1800.
Ram27 Offline
#112 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 4:35 PM EST
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^^^Be careful out there...Frying pan
danmdevries Offline
#113 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 5:34 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
So you have been "fisting" again?


Just the hot butts.
corey sellers Offline
#114 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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What was your final temperature you pulled them at I usually cook mine to 200° to 205°
MACS Offline
#115 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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195 is plenty if you're shredding but going a little higher won't hurt... it'll just make the butts fall apart while you're trying to take them off the grate. Wink
izonfire Offline
#116 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 6:04 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Love me some mountain thunderstorms. The temperature went from 90° to 70° in 10 minutes. Great cigar weather on the patio now.


Mountain weather is the fucquin best. Love sitting on a cliff somewhere with my flask of whiskey and a smoke. And just staring off...
izonfire Offline
#117 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 6:07 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Just the hot butts.


Nuthin like goin elbow deep on a hot butt...
Ram27 Offline
#118 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 9:15 PM EST
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You OK dan? 😨
DrafterX Offline
#119 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 9:58 PM EST
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Interesting day... some good, some real bad... got the boat my son and i have been working on for about year in da water... needs a little fine tuning but it runs and floats.. wife went on a poker-run with 6 friends... they were all having a good time until we got the news... a good friend of ours jumped off a boat dock to retrieve his hat and never surfaced... he was a good man... Sad
frankj1 Offline
#120 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:17 PM EST
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holy chit!
DrafterX Offline
#121 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:25 PM EST
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Ya... happened about 3pm... i don't think alcohol was a factor.. he's had heart trouble in the past... cold water can do bad stuff if you're not expecting it... just guessing tho.. as of 8pm they hadn't found him yet.. i haven't heard anything .... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#122 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:34 PM EST
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really sorry, William.
Speyside Offline
#123 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:36 PM EST
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My condolences.
DrafterX Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:43 PM EST
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Thanks guys.. it's actually the second friend I've lost to the water.. about 15 years ago had another friend jump off the marina dock to retrieve a kids remote control boat with a dead battery.. damn water... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#125 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:49 PM EST
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Awful.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 10:58 PM EST
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Sorry to hear Drafter... Prayers for the family and loved ones...
DrafterX Offline
#127 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:11 PM EST
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Thanks man... Gene was well loved in da community... his funeral will be impressive I'm sure.. lake life is cool but damn.. you just never know.. Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:19 PM EST
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Sad part is there's prolly countless people who drowned by swimming after 2 dollar balls or floats getting carried away from shore... we aren't invincible... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#129 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:21 PM EST
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nope.
and hats and stuff are easy to replace
DrafterX Offline
#130 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:35 PM EST
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Not like they're beers... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#131 Posted: Sat, Jul 13 2019, 11:38 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ya... happened about 3pm... i don't think alcohol was a factor.. he's had heart trouble in the past... cold water can do bad stuff if you're not expecting it... just guessing tho.. as of 8pm they hadn't found him yet.. i haven't heard anything .... Mellow


Damn brother. So sorry to hear this. Horrible
Sunoverbeach Offline
#132 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 7:06 AM EST
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Sorry Drafter. Awful news
Ram27 Offline
#133 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 8:29 AM EST
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Where you be dan ???? Think


Check in brother. Frying pan




Morning all..........Herfing





ram27bat
corey sellers Offline
#134 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 8:34 AM EST
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Morning ladies and gents

Sorry to hear Drafter
8trackdisco Offline
#135 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 8:44 AM EST
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Off to work for a few hours. Hammock later.
DrafterX Offline
#136 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 9:24 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
danmdevries Offline
#137 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 9:43 AM EST
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Sunday Sunday Sunday

Hi Ram

Last night got a little wild. Done working for the weekend once everyone was served (about 100 plates worth leftover). Hung out with a hundred buddies and drank way too many beers. Good times
Cheno Offline
#138 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 9:45 AM EST
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Sorry to hear this drafter.
Ram27 Offline
#139 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 10:14 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Sunday Sunday Sunday

Hi Ram

Last night got a little wild. Done working for the weekend once everyone was served (about 100 plates worth leftover). Hung out with a hundred buddies and drank way too many beers. Good times





Applause Applause Beer Applause Applause

Great news dan................


ram27bat
opelmanta1900 Offline
#140 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 10:49 AM EST
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Morning all... Neighbors dog has been barking for about 19 hours... Even Marley on full blast can't drown him out... Gonna have to get drastic...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#141 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 10:51 AM EST
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Try a warning shot. Don't go straight for the kill
tonygraz Offline
#142 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 11:13 AM EST
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Today may be the end of a heat wave here after 5 days, but another may be coming this week.
WE need some rain too.
SmokeMonkey Offline
#143 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 11:39 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all. Back from a few days in South Florida and several more in the Caribbean sun. I’m exhausted and my liver is no longer speaking to me.

What did I miss?
RMAN4443 Offline
#144 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 11:40 AM EST
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Condolences for your friend Drafter, sorry to hear that news...Pray
opelmanta1900 Offline
#145 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 12:06 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
Good morning, y’all. Back from a few days in South Florida and several more in the Caribbean sun. I’m exhausted and my liver is no longer speaking to me.

What did I miss?

Did you hear about the transgender horses dying?

#rippeanuts #ripchocolate
Sunoverbeach Offline
#146 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 12:37 PM EST
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Not to mention danm fisting butts.... eh, maybe that's not really news
izonfire Offline
#147 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 1:24 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Not to mention danm fisting butts.... eh, maybe that's not really news


I blame the tranny guy. He tainted our impressionable friend
izonfire Offline
#148 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Morning all... Neighbors dog has been barking for about 19 hours... Even Marley on full blast can't drown him out... Gonna have to get drastic...


A doggy treat with a ghost pepper imbedded should take care of it
opelmanta1900 Offline
#149 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 2:28 PM EST
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Early sushi lunch with the wife... Kids got pawned off on grandma... Think we may head towards Yosemite area...
MACS Offline
#150 Posted: Sun, Jul 14 2019, 2:52 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
A doggy treat with a ghost pepper imbedded should take care of it


Meh... the dog is acting like a dog. Give the treat with the ghost pepper to the owner that won't train his dog, and leaves him outside to bark all day.

Besides... pepper spray or bear spray would suffice. The dog can't bark if it's busy sneezing.

Still... I blame the owner.
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