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opelmanta1900 Offline
#401 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:59 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Darndest thing... I was harvesting some ears of stain glass corn that I grew for the kids... Grabbed an ear and pulled it downwards and instead of breaking clean off, a few of the fibers from the stalk peeled away forming a razor blade like surface upon which I promptly shaved a patch of skin from my index finger... It's been bleeding for a little while, not wanting to clot...
danmdevries Offline
#402 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:02 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
victor809 wrote:
goddammit.

No way in hell....

120/mo for trash? f#ck that ****.


I was wrong. It's $96/mo. I didn't math right. Billed every 3 months, last bill $288.

Still expensive.

I asked about monthly service. They'd give me a 3yd bin and pick up once a month for $250/quarter. I'll stay with weekly 1yd bin pickup.

Just not happy I have to put recyclables in the trash now.
victor809 Offline
#403 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:08 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Darndest thing... Now that the kids are in school I've been using my time at home alone to masturbate furiously. It's gotten so bad that I've managed to wear a patch of skin from my index finger... It's been bleeding for a little while, not wanting to clot...


Dude... it's gonna be a rough school year.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#404 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:22 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I think ram said y'aint s'posed to bring homo erotic fantasies into the 500 anymore...
victor809 Offline
#405 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:24 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
nah, ram said it was ok.
Just no politics.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#406 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:31 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Well I think we need clarification from the source...

What say you ram? Can Victor discuss his homo erotic fantasies about how I spend my time or do you wanna just keep that to the private text between the 3 of us?

I'm good either way....
victor809 Offline
#407 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 11:40 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Well I think we need clarification from the source...

What say you ram? Can Victor discuss his homo erotic fantasies about how I spend my time or do you wanna just keep that to the private text between the 3 of us?

I'm good either way....


You sure you're good either way? If we do it over text between the three of us I can include pictures.
DrafterX Offline
#408 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 12:01 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
freaks.... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#409 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 12:36 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,010
Oye vey.....d'oh!

Leaving it up to you guys how to handle it. Frying pan


ram27bat
victor809 Offline
#410 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:02 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Ok.... So we're texting ram d!ck pics then...

Opel, you first.
Ram27 Offline
#411 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:26 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,010







Argh!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#412 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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Posts: 13,954
Forward him the picture of that big black one I sent you...
Ram27 Offline
#413 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:30 PM EST
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Posts: 49,010
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Darndest thing... I was harvesting some ears of stain glass corn that I grew for the kids... Grabbed an ear and pulled it downwards and instead of breaking clean off, a few of the fibers from the stalk peeled away forming a razor blade like surface upon which I promptly shaved a patch of skin from my index finger... It's been bleeding for a little while, not wanting to clot...




You ok opel ??? Think





Ram27 Offline
#414 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:31 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,010
Ram27 wrote:
You ok opel ??? Think










Appears you are...........RollEyes
opelmanta1900 Offline
#415 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 1:32 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Ram27 wrote:
You ok opel ??? Think






Hold your horses... I'll get you the d*ck pics...

Herfing


Ya, bandaged with Neosporin... Picking baby girl up from school... I'll rebandage and assess when we get home... Thanks for asking...
Speyside Offline
#416 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 3:41 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
Eat a cup or 2 of Spinach or Kale that will rather quickly increase your clotting factor.
Speyside Offline
#417 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 3:42 PM EST
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 13,106
You might be low on vitamin K.
delta1 Offline
#418 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 4:19 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
hope it doesn't get infected, opel...
victor809 Offline
#419 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 4:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
delta1 wrote:
hope it doesn't get infected, opel...


He obviously hasn't sent you his d!ck pics yet... .it's definitely already infected.
corey sellers Offline
#420 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 5:11 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
#pooropiehasinfecteddick
victor809 Offline
#421 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 5:15 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
corey sellers wrote:
#pooropiehasinfecteddick



No way I'm searching that hashtag.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#422 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 5:18 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I'm never a fan of these types of discussions towards the end of a 500...
victor809 Offline
#423 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 6:51 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Sitting in the Columbia airport to head home to check in on the dad. Was a hell of a lot easier to fly SF to Seattle. Now I've got a layover in Dallas which is already delayed by 40min
DrafterX Offline
#424 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 7:04 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
Wave when you fly over... ThumpUp
victor809 Offline
#425 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 7:09 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I'll open the window and pee out! :)
DrafterX Offline
#426 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 7:15 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
Other passengers might object to that... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#427 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 8:51 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Two cigars, two borbouns.

Get to talk with my sister. Sopranos Sit Down style. No easy decisions in the offing.

Will need two bourbons again.... prolly before lunch.
victor809 Offline
#428 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 9:39 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Flight cancelled. ... Yuck
DrafterX Offline
#429 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 9:44 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
You in Dallas..?? Take a cab over to Harry Hines Blvd... ThumpUp
victor809 Offline
#430 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 9:49 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Still in Columbia. Went home...
DrafterX Offline
#431 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 9:52 PM EST
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Posts: 98,548
Bummer... you shoulda brandished a weapon and insisted on a plane... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#432 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:01 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
DrafterX wrote:
Bummer... you shoulda brandished a weapon and insisted on a plane... Mellow


At least then he wouldn't be home..
DrafterX Offline
#433 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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True... true... Mellow
Cheno Offline
#434 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:05 PM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,976
52 hours worked in 4 days, (13 hour shifts) tomorrow is a regular 8 hour day, it's gonna go so fast, I'm not gonna know what to do with all that extra time in the day.
DrafterX Offline
#435 Posted: Thu, Aug 15 2019, 10:10 PM EST
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TW would whack off... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#436 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 2:52 AM EST
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Cheno wrote:
52 hours worked in 4 days, (13 hour shifts) tomorrow is a regular 8 hour day, it's gonna go so fast, I'm not gonna know what to do with all that extra time in the day.


Been at work for 12 days now. One was an 8 and skate, one was a 4hr. The rest 12s.

The 8s go by so quickly when you're used to 12s. Got 3 more to go, then off to Atlanta.
danmdevries Offline
#437 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 2:52 AM EST
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Posts: 17,359
Happy Friday fellas.
MACS Offline
#438 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 5:10 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
Well... if you don't hear from me for a bit... I'm going about 35-40 miles offshore to look for the yellowfin tuna.

I hope we find them.
rfenst Offline
#439 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 5:26 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,291
MACS wrote:
Well... if you don't hear from me for a bit... I'm going about 35-40 miles offshore to look for the yellowfin tuna.

I hope we find them.

Good luck!
victor809 Offline
#440 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 5:50 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Back on the plane. Let's see if I make it to Seattle this time. The plane is "having issue with the radio.

Sigh...
victor809 Offline
#441 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 6:07 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
They are now "turning the plane off and then turning it on again"...
Looks like Microsoft handles their technical support as well.
tonygraz Offline
#442 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 6:57 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
It worked for Walowitz's robot arm.
Speyside Offline
#443 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 7:08 AM EST
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Posts: 13,106
Morning all, Victor you could have almost drove there by now.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#444 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 7:20 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Morning peoples. I'm back to that same ol' place, sweet home Chicago.

Not as warm or scenic as the last place. I don't think I'm happy about this
corey sellers Offline
#445 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 7:22 AM EST
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Posts: 10,363
Morning gents
Cheno Offline
#446 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 7:44 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Morning peoples. I'm back to that same ol' place, sweet home Chicago.

Not as warm or scenic as the last place. I don't think I'm happy about this


Chicago can be great, pending where you go. I'm about 25 minutes south of downtown
victor809 Offline
#447 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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Posts: 23,866
Yeah.... We're giving up on this plane now. 2nd flight in a row cancelled and still haven't left Columbia.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#448 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 8:23 AM EST
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Posts: 13,954
planes really shouldn't get second chances, should they?
8trackdisco Offline
#449 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 8:32 AM EST
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Posts: 60,075
victor809 wrote:
They are now "turning the plane off and then turning it on again"...
Looks like Microsoft handles their technical support as well.


737 Boeing Max?
8trackdisco Offline
#450 Posted: Fri, Aug 16 2019, 8:34 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
victor809 wrote:
Yeah.... We're giving up on this plane now. 2nd flight in a row cancelled and still haven't left Columbia.


Serves you right. Why are you in Bogota anyway. (Sniff sniff?)
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