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berbendreenker Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
Background:
Smoked cigs for 30 years. Quit cold turkey. Picked up vaping 4 years ago at 12 nic level. Boring after a while. Picked up cigar smoking @ 6 weeks ago.

Likes so far:
Size:Robusto and longer
Gauge: 40-52
Body: depends on length/gauge but usually medium to full
Fond of Nicaraguan fillers, binders, and wrappers. I do enjoy the occasional Connecticut wrapper every now and again.

One straight and one v cutter and one punch. 2 single flame torch lighters. No humidor proper yet and I enjoy most every cigar with some Bourbon.

Seems like a crazy forum so I should fit right in.


Es
Palama Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 12,160
Aloha from Hawaii. ThumpUp

The Forum’s Master Interrogator should be along shortly to ask a few...but very important...questions. Frying pan
clintCigar Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 728
Welcome to the mad house!

Oh and the questions are serous business. Will make or break u in here.
William72234 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-04-2019
Posts: 37
Sup✌
stinger88 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-29-2012
Posts: 5,356
Welcome. It can get crazy but still a bunch of fine folks on here.
USNGunner Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 712
Welcome aboard.
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 17,925
Hi new guy, welcome to the madhouse...glad you came...

skip the small desk-top humidor...ya might as well get a 120 qt cooler now...it'll cost about the same as a cheap desktop, but will serve you much better over many years...

you're prolly thinking this tip is just nuts...in about a year...you'll see...
USNGunner Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 712
delta1 wrote:
Hi new guy, welcome to the madhouse...glad you came...

skip the small desk-top humidor...ya might as well get a 120 qt cooler now...it'll cost about the same as a cheap desktop, but will serve you much better over many years...

you're prolly thinking this tip is just nuts...in about a year...you'll see...


Yeah, sage advice there. Actually, get two. You'll be ready. fog
Phil222 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,754
welcome new guy
clintCigar Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 728
delta1 wrote:
skip the small desk-top humidor...ya might as well get a 120 qt cooler now...it'll cost about the same as a cheap desktop, but will serve you much better over many years...

you're prolly thinking this tip is just nuts...in about a year...you'll see...

I 2nd this notion
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 17,771
Welcome Berbenguy……….now let's get some honest answers here


Pancakes or waffles ?
Do you like long walks on the beach ?
Do you like camping by the river ?
Cello on or cello off ?
Ginger or Maryann ?
David Lee or Sammy ?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison ?
Wad or fold ?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Can you switch hands and gain 3 strokes?
William72234 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 08-04-2019
Posts: 37
He's gone mia
berbendreenker Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
He's still here....geez.

I've been on message boards when it was IIRC for all you youngins.....I can handle it.

Hopefully I don't step on toes that take smoking cigars too seriously....you know who you are. No apologies now or.in the future if you're culo gets hurt.

And yes I'll play along with the CB personality quiz...please don't forget to rate me amongst other newbs based on my answers....as I'm sure you will.

Now for some fun..answers in order
French toast....flat bread is boring and waffles are just embossed pancakes

Short walks on the beach...I'm old and smoke..

No camping thank you

Cello on with out a humidor proper

Ginger anyday

David Lee..no brainer

Been to jail not prison

Fingers

Any movie where blood flies in slow motion across the screen and someone tells "Spaaaarrrttaaaa" is A-OK in my book.

Switch hands....whose got time for that? Rub that **** out and move on already. Three strokes gtfoh..some of y'all it might only take 3 strokes.


Phil222 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2017
Posts: 1,754
French toast, huh? That was a trick question. The correct answer was crepes.
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 712
berbendreenker wrote:
He's still here....geez.
I've been on message boards when it was IIRC for all you youngins.....I can handle it.


"berbendreenker slaps the CBID forum around a bit with a large trout!"

I think I like this guy! Herfing
clintCigar Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 728
berbendreenker wrote:
I've been on message boards when it was IIRC for all you youngins.....I can handle it.

I think u mean IRC.
fog Think BigGrin
berbendreenker Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
Yep...you got me. You too then huh?
clintCigar Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 728
berbendreenker wrote:
Yep...you got me. You too then huh?

Oh yeah. I have ran IRC channels for years. :)
streetrod Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 08-16-2007
Posts: 1,858
Welcome to the mad house. Have fun BUT remember ‘losing a bid is a sign of weakness’😂.
berbendreenker Offline
#20 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
Thanks everyone!!
Whistlebritches Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 17,771
berbendreenker wrote:
He's still here....geez.

I've been on message boards when it was IIRC for all you youngins.....I can handle it.

Hopefully I don't step on toes that take smoking cigars too seriously....you know who you are. No apologies now or.in the future if you're culo gets hurt.

And yes I'll play along with the CB personality quiz...please don't forget to rate me amongst other newbs based on my answers....as I'm sure you will.

Now for some fun..answers in order
French toast....flat bread is boring and waffles are just embossed pancakes

Short walks on the beach...I'm old and smoke..

No camping thank you

Cello on with out a humidor proper

Ginger anyday

David Lee..no brainer

Been to jail not prison

Fingers

Any movie where blood flies in slow motion across the screen and someone tells "Spaaaarrrttaaaa" is A-OK in my book.

Switch hands....whose got time for that? Rub that **** out and move on already. Three strokes gtfoh..some of y'all it might only take 3 strokes.





French toast,short walks,no camping and Ginger.......Ginger really???


The CBID Intelligence Squad will be looking deeper into your background before final judgement is passed.In the meantime carry on as if shared underwear with TW........or worse Victor,those stains on the back just don't look right
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 28,994
Whistlebritches wrote:
French toast,short walks,no camping and Ginger.......Ginger really???


The CBID Intelligence Squad will be looking deeper into your background before final judgement is passed.In the meantime carry on as if shared underwear with TW........or worse Victor,those stains on the back just don't look right

this is why we can't have nice things
jespear Offline
#23 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,704
Welcome, old man.
Whatta ya think of THIS ?

http://www.cigarbid.com/...hallenge-The-Thonginator
berbendreenker Offline
#24 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
Me thinks that's what happens when you eat pancakes after taking walks on the beach reminiscing about old Gilligans Idland reruns then deciding that you're better off wearing a thong while listening to Sammy after wiping your butt with a wad and landing yourself in a Turkish prison where you'd be better off impersonating a character from 300 where surely you'd find out if switching hands will net the effect one desires.
berbendreenker Offline
#25 Posted:
Joined: 07-12-2019
Posts: 17
Ball is in your court... every pun intended.
izonfire Offline
#26 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
Well...
This is getting interesting
clintCigar Offline
#27 Posted:
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Posts: 728
LOL LOL LOL
Sunoverbeach Online
#28 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 1,974
Holy crap! New guy comes out swinging

Though waffles was incorrect. Although I discovered pancake souffles today, so my whole paradigm has shifted
ZRX1200 Offline
#29 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 49,732
Figures the new guy who doesn’t say pancakes likes Gladiator movies.....

https://mensvariety.com/gay-swallowing-roman-army/
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Though waffles was incorrect. Although I discovered pancake souffles today, so my whole paradigm has shifted


Sure you don’t wanna stick with waffles?

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Sunoverbeach Online
#31 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 1,974
Already googled that one in my misspent youth. No way in hell will I click on such atrocity again
GetNBy929 Offline
#32 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2019
Posts: 19
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
izonfire Offline
#33 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
So are you GetNBy by suckin off the teat of the gubmint?
Do you refuse to work, but gladly hold your hand out?

Don’t tell me you’re an AOC darling
GetNBy929 Offline
#34 Posted:
Joined: 07-09-2019
Posts: 19
Nope just love that some of my mislead youth years are not sttung alone after reading through some if this thread.
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
GetNBy929 wrote:
Nope just love that some of my mislead youth years are not sttung alone after reading through some if this thread.


Never fun getting sttung alone as a youngster
jespear Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,704
berbendreenker wrote:
Me thinks that's what happens when you eat pancakes after taking walks on the beach reminiscing about old Gilligans Idland reruns then deciding that you're better off wearing a thong while listening to Sammy after wiping your butt with a wad and landing yourself in a Turkish prison where you'd be better off impersonating a character from 300 where surely you'd find out if switching hands will net the effect one desires.


berbendreenker wrote:
Ball is in your court... every pun intended.


I couldn't possibly top THAT answer !
You're gonna fit right in here.
Welcome, once again . . . Now send me some cigars.
Palama Offline
#37 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 12,160
jespear wrote:
I couldn't possibly top THAT answer !
You're gonna fit right in here. The
Welcome, once again . . . Now send me some cigars.


There’s a PIB for that.... Gonz
izonfire Offline
#38 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
There’s a pill for that...
...if you keep dribbling after you dunk

Oh sorry, wrong thread
Speyside Offline
#39 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 8,552
Blue or red?
izonfire Offline
#40 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
Speyside wrote:
Blue or red?


It’s purple and swollen
jespear Offline
#41 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 8,704
jespear wrote:
I couldn't possibly top THAT answer !
You're gonna fit right in here.
Welcome, once again . . . Now send me some cigars.



OBVIOUSLY, I was J/K, Conan. d'oh!

I'm pretty sure berbendreenker knows that.
Palama Offline
#42 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 12,160
jespear wrote:
OBVIOUSLY, I was J/K, Conan. d'oh!

I'm pretty sure berbendreenker knows that.


LOL! Laugh

Of course I knew you were just horsing around...hopefully so did BBD. Unsure
victor809 Offline
#43 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 19,340
berbendreenker eh?

God this one's ripe for cameroon....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#44 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 9,987
you spelled opel and Tony wrong... Not talking
victor809 Offline
#45 Posted:
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Posts: 19,340
opelmanta1900 wrote:
you spelled opel and Tony wrong... Not talking


I see no contribution from either of you.... get to work then!
If you're gonna try to replace the legacy of cameroon.... you better bring it
opelmanta1900 Offline
#46 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 9,987
I'm tired...
izonfire Offline
#47 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 2,670
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
pacman357 Offline
#48 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,434
Phil222 wrote:
French toast, huh? That was a trick question. The correct answer was crepes.

Crepes are just pancakes that have a pride parade. French toast is where the real action is. Just be sure to stick with real maple syrup. And keep an eye on those crepes people.
pacman357 Offline
#49 Posted:
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,434
izonfire wrote:
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

Frankly, I had $100 on NYC changing that to read "WTF are you looking at?" by 1988, 'cept spelled out in ways Cbid does not permit (as is their right). NYC residents cost me $100 in 1988, dammit.

Oh, and to the new/old FNG, bienvenidos.
delta1 Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 17,925
izonfire wrote:
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!



Trump administration has re-interpreted that poem on the Statue of Liberty...says it only refers to immigrants from Europe...and excludes those who are liable to become public charges...

oh, sorry ... I'm such a noob ... wrong forum....
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