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izonfire Offline
#401 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 9:11 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
And I think your pretty swell too...now everyone knows...Anxious


Damn - can't keep a secret around here without getting the glaring eyeballs. Confused

BTW - I'd swell a lot more if I thought you were hot...
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#402 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 9:37 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Damn - can't keep a secret around here without getting the glaring eyeballs. Confused

BTW - I'd swell a lot more if I thought you were hot...

Hot?
he's Our Man
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#403 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 9:41 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Set up an appointment with Human Resources for September 16. I can retire at 50, and I will be 50 in a couple months, so I want to look at my options.

I don't think I want to retire just yet, but I do know I want to get out of CA and LE at this point.



OhMyGod

wow. That is 😎. Just being able to have that thought, let alone the conversation.

Good for you, Brother.
8trackdisco Offline
#404 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 9:43 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
I would say take a long look at Alabama, but based on the state of our correctional system you’d probably want a career change as well.


I could him with his boat and a mobile home in Mobile.
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#405 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:15 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Set up an appointment with Human Resources for September 16. I can retire at 50, and I will be 50 in a couple months, so I want to look at my options.

I don't think I want to retire just yet, but I do know I want to get out of CA and LE at this point.


Be lying if I said I wasn't envious. Applause
jespear Offline
#406 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:17 PM EST
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So sorry to hear about your Dad.
Prayers for you and your family.
jespear Offline
#407 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:23 PM EST
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SMFH at THIs one !

Posted by a friend on FB . . .


THIS MAN JUST GRABBED MY 20YR OLD DAUGHTER'S PRIVATE AREA AT WALMART!!! COPS WERE CALLED. ITS EVEN ON WALMART'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS AND NOTHING WAS DONE. THEY LET HIM GO BECAUSE IT WASN'T SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT. THATS BULL**** !
THANK YOU HPD FOR NOTHING.



( Sorry about the CAPS, but I C+P it and was too lazy to retype it. )
jes
izonfire Offline
#408 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:29 PM EST
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Not to worry Jes - that deserves all caps. Complete BS.
What PD is this?
SmokeMonkey Offline
#409 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:37 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I could him with his boat and a mobile home in Mobile.


If we could get a few more down here, between me, Burner, Madspackler (where has he been, anyway), CigarLady, and a couple more we’d have quite the Southern CBid enclave.

I like Mobile and Baldwin County. Not sure how the fishing is, but no reason to think it’s poor. More hurricanes, though. Of course, we could do a Hurricane Herf in Birmingham....
izonfire Offline
#410 Posted: Tue, Aug 27 2019, 10:41 PM EST
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SmokeMonkey wrote:
If we could get a few more down here, between me, Burner, Madspackler (where has he been, anyway), CigarLady, and a couple more we’d have quite the Southern CBid enclave.

I like Mobile and Baldwin County. Not sure how the fishing is, but no reason to think it’s poor. More hurricanes, though. Of course, we could do a Hurricane Herf in Birmingham....


Corey’s not too far from you, and I was just along the gulf last week
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#411 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 4:44 AM EST
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Danm must be sleeping before return to work. I've got this.

HHD Ram and dudes!
8trackdisco Offline
#412 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 5:32 AM EST
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Back at it. Good morning everyone.
DrafterX Offline
#413 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 6:47 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
fishinguitarman Offline
#414 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 7:22 AM EST
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Suuuuuuuuuuuuutp!
corey sellers Offline
#415 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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Morning gents

At the hospital hopefully we get to take my pops home today . Hospice is involved now so they have to get everything set up at the house .
fishinguitarman Offline
#416 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 7:31 AM EST
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Hope he’s ymuch better!
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#417 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 7:46 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Not to worry Jes - that deserves all caps. Complete BS. What PD is this?


I've already messaged my friend, but she hasn't replied, as yet.
Will let you know when she does.
fishinguitarman Offline
#418 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 7:48 AM EST
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I see you lurking already!

Ima gonna ween!
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#419 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 8:06 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
THEY LET HIM GO BECAUSE IT WASN'T SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT.



Good to know.. ThumpUp






Just kiddin...Anxious
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#420 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 8:58 AM EST
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Sorry for the news about your dad, Corey. Hope you can get him out of the hospital and comfortable
jespear Offline
#421 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:09 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Not to worry Jes - that deserves all caps. Complete BS.
What PD is this?


HOBBS, New Mexico

The Hobbs PD is defending the way they handled the situation, saying that they interviewed both the accuser and the accused, but did not make an arrest because THEY didn't witness the alleged groping.

Think WHAT ABOUT the SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE ?
Doesn't THAT count for anything ?
jespear Offline
#422 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:15 AM EST
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Oh yeah, I forgot to say, "Good Morning, everyone !"
So . . . GOOD MORNING, ALL !

This morning, for breakfast, I had a fried egg and potato chip, (poor man's bacon), sammich on white toast. Sipping tea ThumpUp
Ram27 Offline
#423 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:16 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Danm must be sleeping before return to work. I've got this.

HHD Ram and dudes!






Right back at you Suno & gang. ram27bat
SmokeMonkey Offline
#424 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:33 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
corey sellers Offline
#425 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:36 AM EST
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Doctors are giving him 4 to 5 days now
MACS Offline
#426 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:43 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
OhMyGod

wow. That is 😎. Just being able to have that thought, let alone the conversation.

Good for you, Brother.


At this point it is merely a conversation to see what my options are, and what my pension checks would look like based on when I decide to go. Ideally I should clock 3 more years but I am very tired of being below critical staffing levels with a team full of problem children.

Unless I get a much better assignment between now and the beginning of next year...
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#427 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 9:43 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
SMFH at THIs one !

Posted by a friend on FB . . .


THIS MAN JUST GRABBED MY 20YR OLD DAUGHTER'S PRIVATE AREA AT WALMART!!! COPS WERE CALLED. ITS EVEN ON WALMART'S VIDEO SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS AND NOTHING WAS DONE. THEY LET HIM GO BECAUSE IT WASN'T SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT. THATS BULL**** !
THANK YOU HPD FOR NOTHING.



( Sorry about the CAPS, but I C+P it and was too lazy to retype it. )
jes


dude.
no politics in the 500 thread
danmdevries Offline
#428 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 10:03 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
I am very tired of being below critical staffing levels with a team full of problem children.



Same issues I'm constantly dealing with.

But I'm 30 years off from retirement.
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#429 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 10:15 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Doctors are giving him 4 to 5 days now

really sorry to hear this corey...
fishinguitarman Offline
#430 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 10:27 AM EST
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Oooo dang Corey! Really sorry to hear that 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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#431 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 10:49 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Doctors are giving him 4 to 5 days now


Very sorry to hear this Corey. Went through this last year with my FIL. Everyone felt it was better having him home with family than in the hospital. Pray
jespear Offline
#432 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 11:13 AM EST
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victor809 wrote:
dude.
no politics in the 500 thread


Not really "politics", Victurd.
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#433 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 11:15 AM EST
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Agree with Rick. Sending good thoughts, Corey.

My father spent about 4 weeks of his last couple months in a rehab-ish/hospice-y place.

The additional (limited) medical care may have bought a few days or even a couple weeks, but I think all of us agree that if he'd been at home, we'd have all been better off...even if it would have meant a few less days overall; those days could have been much higher quality for him and us
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#434 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 11:18 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
Not really "politics", Victurd.


Sigh.

If you jump, maybe you can catch the joke... otherwise it went over your head.

Because if I have to explain it, it's just not gonna be funny any longer
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#435 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 11:33 AM EST
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Chicken coop cleaned, caught all of them and clipped wings. One of the hens turned into a rooster (not really, but paid extra for all pullets. Supplier screwed up) and got my calf with her claw. (S)he got a strong kick and didn't try it again.

Found my favorite leatherman I lost around the time I started working in my current unit, about 8-9 years ago. Was sticking out of the dirt out back in the woods. All stainless so only a little rust. Gonna take it apart and clean it up. Super stoked on that.
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#436 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 12:18 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Doctors are giving him 4 to 5 days now

home with hospice is a truly kind gesture.
you're gonna get through this, and we can help as needed.
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#437 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 12:20 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Doctors are giving him 4 to 5 days now

Sorry to hear Corey, my prayers still going out for you and your family...Pray

Went through the Hospice/Home care situation with my MIL several years ago...we took her home to the home she lived in for 65 years, and she spent her final days surrounded by friends and family in a familiar place,...only my opinion here, but I think we made the right choice....she did seem more calm and relaxed than she was at the hospital...Hope you feel the same way upon reflection....Pray Pray
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#438 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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I think I'm done trying to keep John Heard, John Hurt and William Hurt straight....in fact, maybe they're all the same guy....if I see any one of them on the screen, they're just going to be John William Hurt Heard from now on
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#439 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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Thanks fellas
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#449 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 1:55 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Sigh.

If you jump, maybe you can catch the joke...otherwise it went over your head

Because if I have to explain it, it's just not gonna be funny any longer


That it did . . . Like a HR into McCovey Cove !

And now that I know you were trying to make a joke, and not just being a schitt . . . I apologize for calling you a turd.
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#450 Posted: Wed, Aug 28 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Like a HR into McCovey Cove !

And now that I know you were trying to make a joke, and not just being a schitt . . . I apologize for calling you a turd.


don't apologize too hard. it was a political joke.

But I don't get the HR McCovey Cove .... ok I looked up the McCovey Cove reference. I'm assuming HR means homerun.

(speaking of things going over people's heads)
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