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SmokeMonkey Offline
#451 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 6:48 AM EST
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Good morning, y’all
DrafterX Offline
#452 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 7:21 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
teedubbya Offline
#453 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 7:25 AM EST
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Muh nuh ma nuh
corey sellers Offline
#454 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 8:22 AM EST
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Morning gents

On the way to work this morning hit a doe smashed the drivers side front fender in , bumpers bent all the way into the tire, busted the lights .
DrafterX Offline
#455 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 8:30 AM EST
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Damn... i slammed on the brakes this morning too.. but i didn't hit one... the one i was worried about stopped.. if not i woulda taken her out... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#456 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 8:33 AM EST
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Good morning, folks.
This thread should end today!
danmdevries Offline
#457 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 8:44 AM EST
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Stopped at Home Depot on my way home and got a new tailpiece for bathroom sink. Been missing the plunger for a few months. Bought the wrong size, so no using sink till after I wake up and get the right thing.

Fed n watered chickens. Still not laying, but should be starting any day now.

Finished my chainsaw rebuild. New rings, new gaskets, cleaned carb and oiler passageways and replaced filter.

Should go to bed but yard needs mowing and the last of my new computer parts are getting delivered today so I'll probably be wanting to mess with that later. Ill finish my beer and decide on mowing or not.
Ram27 Offline
#458 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 8:46 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:
Good morning, folks.
This thread should end today!




Think
USNGunner Offline
#459 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:16 AM EST
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Good morning. Sitting here sipping coffee catching up on the festivities.

Mama got me a new onion to tie on my belt. The old one was getting a bit wrinkly and squishy, I have an appointment this morning, so she wanted me looking nice.

Suns out guns out.

What a day!
izonfire Offline
#460 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:35 AM EST
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Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when daddy comes home
He never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night
danmdevries Offline
#461 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:48 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Good morning. Sitting here sipping coffee catching up on the festivities.

Mama got me a new onion to tie on my belt. The old one was getting a bit wrinkly and squishy, I have an appointment this morning, so she wanted me looking nice.

Suns out guns out.

What a day!


We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
danmdevries Offline
#462 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 9:53 AM EST
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Finished my beer and decided to mow. And another couple beers later I'll be sleeping like a baby today no alarm set and nothing to do tonight except complete my new computer build. Prolly working tomorrow night, so no reason to swap up my sleep routine either.

dstieger Offline
#463 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:01 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Good morning. Sitting here sipping coffee catching up on the festivities.

Mama got me a new onion to tie on my belt. The old one was getting a bit wrinkly and squishy, I have an appointment this morning, so she wanted me looking nice.

Suns out guns out.

What a day!


A fair weather gunner? MK42 5in/54?


Back page...finish this thing up today?
victor809 Offline
#464 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:12 AM EST
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We haven't heard anything about Opel's amputated finger....

He needs to post an x-ray so we can all see
USNGunner Offline
#465 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:15 AM EST
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dstieger wrote:
A fair weather gunner? MK42 5in/54?


MK45 5"/54, I was a "C" school instructor for the systems actually. Also was coded on the MK 41 VLS missile launcher as well. Beer
USNGunner Offline
#466 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:16 AM EST
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#461 Exactly right! :)
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#467 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:18 AM EST
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Lurking
Ram27 Offline
#468 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 10:54 AM EST
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ram27bat
RMAN4443 Offline
#469 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 11:49 AM EST
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morning gents.....that got us one closer to done.....Anxious
rfenst Offline
#470 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 11:50 AM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
ram27bat

Lurking
izonfire Offline
#471 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 12:00 PM EST
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*snorting*
Ram27 Offline
#472 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 12:08 PM EST
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Well done gang, this "500" will be finished off in just a few weeks. Applause


Time will tell whom will go for the next "500" winner. RollEyes
RMAN4443 Offline
#473 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 12:08 PM EST
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Farting....d'oh!
MACS Offline
#474 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 12:20 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
MK45 5"/54, I was a "C" school instructor for the systems actually. Also was coded on the MK 41 VLS missile launcher as well. Beer


When I was a BT I had a 4533 GR Console operator NEC. Then when I switched to MA I got the 0812 small arms instructor NEC.
victor809 Offline
#475 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:05 PM EST
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The woman's dog is down to his last week or two. Hasn't been eating... is losing tons of weight. Seems the kidney disease has really hit high gear.
Got him some appetite stimulant this morning to see if that helps.... if he won't eat consistently by this weekend we'll schedule a vet to come to the house next weekend.
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#476 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:10 PM EST
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Don't go the extra week. I have lost 3 dogs to kidney failure. With 1 I waited the extra week. He was in hell that week. I wish I had not went the extra week with him. He deserved better.
dstieger Offline
#477 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:14 PM EST
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Sorry for your dog's trouble. Hope not a lot of pain there.

Makes for some really difficult times and discussions. I was a dog owner for many years and my wife and family members have a lot of pet care experience.

I've long been fascinated by the emotional (and financial) decision processes that take place. Would like for those conversations to be possible with regards to people health care, but it is considered to cold and unfeeling to get near them.

Hope you can get the pup mostly healthy without too many tears or a financial burden
izonfire Offline
#478 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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I had a mobile vet service come to the house.
It was by far the best way to do it.

On the couch in front of the fireplace.
Where we spent countless evenings together
rfenst Offline
#479 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
The woman's dog is down to his last week or two. Hasn't been eating... is losing tons of weight. Seems the kidney disease has really hit high gear.
Got him some appetite stimulant this morning to see if that helps.... if he won't eat consistently by this weekend we'll schedule a vet to come to the house next weekend.

I suspect euthanasia now would be best. It will minimize your wife's suffering and a loving gesture towards your suffering pet.
victor809 Offline
#480 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:27 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I had a mobile vet service come to the house.
It was by far the best way to do it.

On the couch in front of the fireplace.
Where we spent countless evenings together


That's what we did with the last hospice dog. Was a much better experience than the dog before, which had to happen in a hospital.

He doesn't seem to be in any pain that we can tell. But he's always been a difficult dog to gauge. Hasn't really wanted to play in years, never has wanted to be held... only behavioral difference we can see is the disinterest in food. So that's all we have to go off.

The woman's mom is coming into town this weekend to see him one last time.
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#481 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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That's probably the most compassionate thing to do.......d'oh! I hope when I'm dying, they keep me alive for an extra week, so my MIL can come see me suffer one last time....Brick wall
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#482 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:35 PM EST
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Been there too many times myself, over the years, Victor.
Let your heart be your guide.
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#483 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:37 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That's probably the most compassionate thing to do.......d'oh! I hope when I'm dying, they keep me alive for an extra week, so my MIL can come see me suffer one last time....Brick wall


d'oh!
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#484 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:39 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That's probably the most compassionate thing to do.......d'oh! I hope when I'm dying, they keep me alive for an extra week, so my MIL can come see me suffer one last time....Brick wall


d'oh!
izonfire Offline
#485 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That's probably the most compassionate thing to do.......d'oh! I hope when I'm dying, they keep me alive for an extra week, so my MIL can come see me suffer one last time....Brick wall


So very thoughtful of you. I’m sure that would mean the world to her
_____

I actually almost pi.ssed myself when I read that one...
dstieger Offline
#486 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
d'oh!

maybe.....



ButLOL, too
victor809 Offline
#487 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
That's probably the most compassionate thing to do.......d'oh! I hope when I'm dying, they keep me alive for an extra week, so my MIL can come see me suffer one last time....Brick wall


You're a real class act.
Ram27 Offline
#488 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 1:58 PM EST
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Sorry to hear victor.😦
jespear Offline
#489 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 2:39 PM EST
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dstieger wrote:
maybe.....



ButLOL, too


Agreed . . . and I'm SURE Rick meant no disrespect.
dstieger Offline
#490 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 2:53 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Agreed . . . and I'm SURE Rick meant no disrespect.


I'm less certain....but then you don't spend as much time over in Politics as we do
victor809 Offline
#491 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:04 PM EST
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At Rick's suggestion, I'm going to go home and kill my wife's dog now.

Because he knows exactly when it should be killed better than anyone else.

what a d1ck.
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#492 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:09 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
At Rick's suggestion, I'm going to go home and kill my wife's dog now.

Because he knows exactly when it should be killed better than anyone else.

what a d1ck.


It was a joke, a funny one at that, and at his own expense.
I don’t think any harm was intended, but you don’t have to buy it
DrafterX Offline
#493 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:16 PM EST
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Well this is a fine way to end Ram's 500... Not talking
Ram27 Offline
#494 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:18 PM EST
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Please maintain PEACE as well close out "500".🙄
DrafterX Offline
#495 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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Laugh
victor809 Offline
#496 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
It was a joke, a funny one at that, and at his own expense.
I don’t think any harm was intended, but you don’t have to buy it


Dude. It wasn't a joke. He and I don't joke. We have never "shared a joke". He's being a d1ck, intentionally.
Ram27 Offline
#497 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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.....as we.Frying pan
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#498 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:21 PM EST
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tie an onion on the dog and put him on the ferry to Shelbyville, victor...
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#499 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:22 PM EST
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Think
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#500 Posted: Tue, Sep 10 2019, 3:23 PM EST
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Big Hug
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