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DrafterX Offline
#201 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:21 PM EST
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Sure hope Abbynads doesn't drop in... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#202 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:23 PM EST
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its always about the nads with you
fishinguitarman Offline
#203 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:26 PM EST
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My bad TW! I apologize for misunderstanding your post!
teedubbya Offline
#204 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:27 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
My bad TW! I apologize for misunderstanding your post!



make no mistake.... i was taunting you.... I just wasn't supporting victor LOL
RMAN4443 Offline
#205 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:44 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yes. My remarks are of a situation where a homeless person is physically assaulting your wife and dog. The appropriate action is to "beat them off" or "fight them off" or "beat them up" or whatever term you want to use.

You then suggest I "beat you off" and then you state you want my wife to "beat you off". Neither of these comments included any scenario in which the term "beat off" could involve physical violence.

Perhaps you just neglected to include "I'm going to go and physically assault your wife" to precede your request she "beat you off"?

That means your limp d$ck, candy @ss is going to physically assault my wife?
Or are you going to go with the sexual route again?

Please choose. Your flopping back and forth like your tiny limp d%ck when you waddle to the country kitchen buffet is getting boring.

furthermore, your weak little candy ass "oh noes maybe it was a homeless vet!" bs you keep pulling up. Who cares? You gonna let a homeless dude assault your wife just because he's a vet? Are you that much of a p#ssy that you'd bend over and take it like a cuck, just because he was a vet?



I never stated I wanted your wife to "beat me off"....actually, that sounds like the last thing on this earth I WOULD want....I was replying to your comment about my wife...you big brave man

I also never stated I was going to "physically assault" your wife.....I actually asked if you would hold her purse and have her "beat me off"(that's her assaulting me, because I know you don't do well with word context)....in response to your comments about my wife "beating off" a homeless person....

On what planet does any off that translate into..."my limpd$ck candy@ss is going to physically assault your wife"?

Reading comprehension Vickie....you can look the words up in a dictionary if you need help with the meaning of words...Maybe your not as smart as you like to tell us you are....your starting to sound like a MORON!!!

Or.....your fantasies are running away from you....half the quoted post above sounds like your taking pointers from Trump....your just making it up to suit you......Next time you settle in for a "self love" session, maybe you want to try a bit looser grip....all that "angry self love" is starting to affect your brain cells.....Not talking
teedubbya Offline
#206 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 12:57 PM EST
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this tickle fight is growing more pathetic by the moment.

you both are idiots. now beat each other off and call it a draw
victor809 Offline
#207 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:11 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I never stated I wanted your wife to "beat me off"....actually, that sounds like the last thing on this earth I WOULD want....I was replying to your comment about my wife...you big brave man

I also never stated I was going to "physically assault" your wife.....I actually asked if you would hold her purse and have her "beat me off"(that's her assaulting me, because I know you don't do well with word context)....in response to your comments about my wife "beating off" a homeless person....

On what planet does any off that translate into..."my limpd$ck candy@ss is going to physically assault your wife"?

Reading comprehension Vickie....you can look the words up in a dictionary if you need help with the meaning of words...Maybe your not as smart as you like to tell us you are....your starting to sound like a MORON!!!

Or.....your fantasies are running away from you....half the quoted post above sounds like your taking pointers from Trump....your just making it up to suit you......Next time you settle in for a "self love" session, maybe you want to try a bit looser grip....all that "angry self love" is starting to affect your brain cells.....Not talking


Yeah... you're an idiot, and a coward. You really should at least own up to your attempt at an insult. It isn't like it isn't written there in black and white...

you said:
limpd!ck coward wrote:

why don't you beat me off???

this is... a request?
followed immediately by:
limpd!ck coward wrote:

Maybe you could hold your wife's purse and have her beat me off...


Choose. Are you trying to create a scenario where me and my wife need to physically beat you because you're assaulting her? Or are you trying to create a scenario where you are requesting a handjob from myself, and then suggesting she give you a handjob.

Choose you cowardly f$ck. Or, even better, provide your own miraculous scenario where neither is what you suggested.

Until then you can f$ck off with your weak little b#tch cuck bs.

victor809 Offline
#208 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:12 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
this tickle fight is growing more pathetic by the moment.

you both are idiots. now beat each other off and call it a draw


It'd be a quick draw. I hear he hasn't been touched there by a man in years.
teedubbya Offline
#209 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:20 PM EST
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all I know is mine moved a little
RMAN4443 Offline
#210 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:21 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah... you're an idiot, and a coward. You really should at least own up to your attempt at an insult. It isn't like it isn't written there in black and white...

you said:

this is... a request?
followed immediately by:


Choose. Are you trying to create a scenario where me and my wife need to physically beat you because you're assaulting her? Or are you trying to create a scenario where you are requesting a handjob from myself, and then suggesting she give you a handjob.

Choose you cowardly f$ck. Or, even better, provide your own miraculous scenario where neither is what you suggested.

Until then you can f$ck off with your weak little b#tch cuck bs.


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Your getting boring....you sound like an imbecile sitting in the corner drooling all over himself, and mumbling about his weird sexual fantasies......so again, I'll try to explain so your little pea brain can grasp the concept...
You brought my wife into it in post#85, and I responded with the same words in post #90....nothing was said about me touching your wife or physically assaulting her....you seem to be autistic and stuck on your fantasy version, but show me where I said anything about assaulting(physically or verbally) your wife....maybe you can get one of your friends(another fantasy) to explain it to youBrick wall
teedubbya Offline
#211 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:24 PM EST
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I'm touching myself right now... that's why I am crying.... I always cry
RMAN4443 Offline
#212 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:24 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
It'd be a quick draw. I hear he hasn't been touched there by a man in years.

never been touched by a man there....only by my Dr. but I've heard stories about you.....isn't that why that homeless vet wanted to kick your ass in the first place?
teedubbya Offline
#213 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:25 PM EST
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your doctor knows victor?
RMAN4443 Offline
#214 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:26 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
your doctor knows victor?

No, Vickie likes to PLAY Doctor with the Bois
victor809 Offline
#215 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:28 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

Your getting boring....you sound like an imbecile sitting in the corner drooling all over himself, and mumbling about his weird sexual fantasies......so again, I'll try to explain so your little pea brain can grasp the concept...
You brought my wife into it in post#85, and I responded with the same words in post #90....nothing was said about me touching your wife or physically assaulting her....you seem to be autistic and stuck on your fantasy version, but show me where I said anything about assaulting(physically or verbally) your wife....maybe you can get one of your friends(another fantasy) to explain it to youBrick wall


Yeah. Except you replaced a homeless person who was in the process of assaulting my/your wife with yourself.

So... you're going with "I'm going to assault your wife"....

Good look on you. Fits you to a tee. No one really believed either me or my wife would touch your limp d$ck.
victor809 Offline
#216 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:29 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
never been touched by a man there....only by my Dr. but I've heard stories about you.....isn't that why that homeless vet wanted to kick your ass in the first place?


Mhmm...
That's why you say men have homoerotic fantasies of your wife.

RMAN4443 Offline
#217 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:31 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Yeah. Except you replaced a homeless person who was in the process of assaulting my/your wife with yourself.

So... you're going with "I'm going to assault your wife"....sounds like a fantasy you've had brewing for a long time

Good look on you. Fits you to a tee. No one really believed either me or my wife would touch your limp d$ck.

You seem to have a thing for my limp d$ick......do the stiffies scare you? When you play doctor is that how you take your playmates temperature?
RMAN4443 Offline
#218 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:34 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Mhmm...
That's why you say men have homoerotic fantasies of your wife.


reading comprehension, moron....I said you had a homoerotic fantasy involving me and you brought my wife into it...you know, like a 3some but you wanted me more than.....what's the use an idiot like you will never master words...

PS I didn't say MEN, I said you....reading comprehension moron!!!
victor809 Offline
#219 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:40 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You seem to have a thing for my limp d$ick......do the stiffies scare you? When you play doctor is that how you take your playmates temperature?


Whatever limp d%ck assaulter of women.
victor809 Offline
#220 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:42 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
When Vickie leaves my wife out of his homoerotic fantasies, we'll be fine....well not fine, but as good as we'll ever be...Wombat hates noops, and I've got no use for know it all douche bags


I'm sure that was totally not a Freudian slip. not at all.
teedubbya Offline
#221 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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this all started when we elected a dude that grabs wimmins by the kitty cat
DrafterX Offline
#222 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:44 PM EST
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We're men..!! We wrestled..!! Mad
RMAN4443 Offline
#223 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:48 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Whatever limp d%ck assaulter of women.

Good Comeback Genius.....you told meApplause Applause
RMAN4443 Offline
#224 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:49 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
this all started when we elected a dude that grabs wimmins by the kitty cat

Not True!!!! Vickie was kicking homeless vets wel before that....d'oh!
victor809 Offline
#225 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:50 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
reading comprehension, moron....I said you had a homoerotic fantasy involving me and you brought my wife into it...you know, like a 3some but you wanted me more than.....what's the use an idiot like you will never master words...

PS I didn't say MEN, I said you....reading comprehension moron!!!


Wow.... you really really are thinking about this a lot.
Like you've got it planned out in your head... where I have a homoerotic fantasy of you... and then I bring your wife into it.... and it's a 3-some, but I totally want you more than her. ...

wow.

tell me more.

you've obviously thought really ...hard... about this. Who do I undress first? I mean... you say I pay attention to you more... do I just ignore her? Is she mad at us for ignoring her? Or does she just go with it?

I'm waiting.

victor809 Offline
#226 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:52 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Good Comeback Genius.....you told meApplause Applause


I think I pretty accurately described you.... as a limp d%ck assaulter of women.

Do I need to add more information?

You have some scenario in your head where either myself or my wife would need to "beat you off".

Do you get off on assaulting women? Or is it just an anger issue?
teedubbya Offline
#227 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:53 PM EST
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it moved again
RMAN4443 Offline
#228 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:54 PM EST
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Ok,Vickie, I'm not going off grid because you think you're a MAN...I gotta leave for work, so you be a Big Brave Man while I'm away....I'll be back in a bit.....You should go get your dictionary and Thesaurus, so you can understand the big words, and use them correctly.....HA!!!!.....you actually think your a man....Ha HA

victor809 wrote:
Mhmm...
That's why you say men have homoerotic fantasies of your wife.
RMAN4443 Offline
#229 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Wow.... you really really are thinking about this a lot.
Like you've got it planned out in your head... where I have a homoerotic fantasy of you... and then I bring your wife into it.... and it's a 3-some, but I totally want you more than her. ...

wow.

tell me more.

you've obviously thought really ...hard... about this. Who do I undress first? I mean... you say I pay attention to you more... do I just ignore her? Is she mad at us for ignoring her? Or does she just go with it?

I'm waiting.


of course you ignore her....that's how you made it into a homoerotic party.....reading comprehension MORON!!
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#230 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 1:58 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Ok,Vickie, I'm not going off grid because you think you're a MAN...I gotta leave for work, so you be a Big Brave Man while I'm away....I'll be back in a bit.....You should go get your dictionary and Thesaurus, so you can understand the big words, and use them correctly.....HA!!!!.....you actually think your a man....Ha HA

victor809 wrote:
Mhmm...
That's why you say men have homoerotic fantasies of your wife.


What do you usually use the adjective "his" for?

Jesus... it's sad enough that you'd use "your" wrong in a post telling me to get a thesaurus and dictionary... but to use it in reference to a post where you literally used the masculine adjective to refer to me....

it's just simply retarded.

I'm gonna go with anger issues. You must assault women because of anger issues at your poor grammar.
victor809 Offline
#231 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:01 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
of course you ignore her....that's how you made it into a homoerotic party.....reading comprehension MORON!!


Ok....
wow.

so in your .... imagination? (fantasy?)... I've got a homoerotic fantasy of you... in which I then bring in your wife... so I can fantasize about ignoring her and paying attention just to you....

when you... imagined... this scenario playing out in my head... was your wife clothed? or on the bed? or did I have her stand in the corner? like... I'm having a little trouble getting into this. You're really going to have to describe to me in detail what she's doing while I'm only paying attention to you... you know... so I can make it into a more realistic "homoerotic party".
JadeRose Offline
#232 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:34 PM EST
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Is this the new 500?
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#233 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:36 PM EST
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If this was the new 500, ram would be swinging wild right now...
JadeRose Offline
#234 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:38 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
If this was the new 500, ram would be swinging wild right now...



True True. BTW.....did Robert survive the hurricane? Did he get his gyro?
teedubbya Offline
#235 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:44 PM EST
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I heard his favorite pub landed on the greek place. unfortunately it is now a juke box gyro with stars in it's eyes
JadeRose Offline
#236 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:49 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard his favorite pub landed on the greek place. unfortunately it is now a juke box gyro with stars in it's eyes





HUZZAH!
fishinguitarman Offline
#237 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 2:58 PM EST
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Again with the wife...just don’t know when to STFU
teedubbya Offline
#238 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:00 PM EST
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Don’t talk to Jade like that
fishinguitarman Offline
#239 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:06 PM EST
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Well I can’t call my wife that without the iron skillet coming out
teedubbya Offline
#240 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:08 PM EST
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Sooo many jokes for that one but I don’t want to violate the unwritten rules
fishinguitarman Offline
#241 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:11 PM EST
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Lmao... there are unwritten rules?
teedubbya Offline
#242 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:14 PM EST
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Yes. They have been handed down by ram for centuries.
fishinguitarman Offline
#243 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 3:18 PM EST
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One century...he’s only 176
streetrod Offline
#244 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 5:16 PM EST
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Sweating it out in Myrtle Beach!
RMAN4443 Offline
#245 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:16 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
What do you usually use the adjective "his" for?

Jesus... it's sad enough that you'd use "your" wrong in a post telling me to get a thesaurus and dictionary... but to use it in reference to a post where you literally used the masculine adjective to refer to me....

it's just simply retarded.

I'm gonna go with anger issues. You must assault women because of anger issues at your poor grammar.

You're correct Einstein....I never should have used the Masculine adjective "his" to describe YOU,in any manner what so ever....
dkeage Offline
#246 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:19 PM EST
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The board has minotaurs!

Or does it....

Beer
RMAN4443 Offline
#247 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:20 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I think I pretty accurately described you.... as a limp d%ck assaulter of women.

Do I need to add more information?

You have some scenario in your head where either myself or my wife would need to "beat you off".

Do you get off on assaulting women? Or is it just an anger issue?

...if you really want to, and can't help yourself, you and your wife should go for it with all the gusto you would normally use when your out beating off homeless veterans....just remember, I'm not a homeless veteran, so you're going to need to beat me a bit better than usual...why don't the 2 of you try both hands
victor809 Offline
#248 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:22 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
You're correct Einstein....I never should have used the Masculine adjective "his" to describe YOU,in any manner what so ever....


you're right. You shouldn't have referred to me a single time in this entire thread. I've never wanted a single f$cking thing to do with a sh#tstain like you.

You should have referred to some other "his" when describing the homoerotic fantasies you imagined were "his" when thinking about your "wife".

I literally have never wanted anything to do with a sick little f$ck like you.
victor809 Offline
#249 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:23 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
...if you really want to, and can't help yourself, you and your wife should go for it with all the gusto you would normally use when your out beating off homeless veterans....just remember, I'm not a homeless veteran, so you're going to need to beat me a bit better than usual...why don't the 2 of you try both hands


WTF does this even mean?

Are you literally asking for either a beat down or a handjob?

Are you drunk? Or just retarded?
RMAN4443 Offline
#250 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 6:26 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
WTF does this even mean?

Are you literally asking for either a beat down or a handjob?

Are you drunk? Or just retarded?

What do you have to offer, azzwipe? I really doubt you could handle either one, but have at it....jeez, all these threats....kinda all talk and none of the action, aren't you?
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