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Hurricane DORIAN...
victor809 Offline
#251 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
What do you have to offer, azzwipe? I really doubt you could handle either one, but have at it....jeez, all these threats....kinda all talk and none of the action, aren't you?


you're a f$cking mess.
go home... clean yourself up. You shouldn't be operating machinery in this state.
RMAN4443 Offline
#252 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
you're a f$cking mess.
go home... clean yourself up. You shouldn't be operating machinery in this state.

Bite me Cliffy...
victor809 Offline
#253 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Bite me Cliffy...


Good idea. Save whatever coherence you have for concentrating on weaving your drunk ass home. You'll need it if the police pull you over.
RMAN4443 Offline
#254 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Good idea. Save whatever coherence you have for concentrating on weaving your drunk ass home. You'll need it if the police pull you over.

Your an idiot....not even worthy time anymore...you were amusing me, but you seem to have lost that ability too....Bite me Cliffy...
victor809 Offline
#255 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
Your an idiot....not even worthy time anymore...you were amusing me, but you seem to have lost that ability too....Bite me Cliffy...


"You're"

When calling someone an idiot, it's a good idea to not make easy grammatical errors.
RMAN4443 Offline
#256 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
"You're"

When calling someone an idiot, it's a good idea to not make easy grammatical errors.

Thanks..YOU'RE an idiot.....bite me Cliffy.
RMAN4443 Offline
#257 Posted:
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I would say Blo me Vickie, but I don't want you getting all excited and making flight reservations....sorry, but I'm not in the mood for your "SAN FRANCISCO TREATS"
delta1 Offline
#258 Posted:
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here you go, guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLKriwNdmTc
fishinguitarman Offline
#259 Posted:
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Poor poor Vicki. Such an idiot and doesn’t even know it...what a freakin laugher 😂
fishinguitarman Offline
#260 Posted:
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Did him wose his wittle tempoo
victor809 Offline
#261 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I would say Blo me Vickie, but I don't want you getting all excited and making flight reservations....sorry, but I'm not in the mood for your "SAN FRANCISCO TREATS"


Wouldn't be able to dig your tiny limp d&ck out of your pants to even offer it to me anyway.

Probably all the alcohol... Maybe if you were less of a drunk you could get an erection again.

I'm worried about you man... Completely incoherent rambling when you're supposed to be at work.
ZRX1200 Offline
#262 Posted:
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Man have the mighty fallen.....


I actually miss Victor808
fishinguitarman Offline
#263 Posted:
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Any one of those is better than this Senile one
RMAN4443 Offline
#264 Posted:
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Drunk??? Alcohol????....nice try MORON....I'm more of a smoker than a drinker, if that helps you out....Why don't you go sit in a nice quiet space, like a big boi, and work with the books ,and see if you can cipher out the words you need to use to come up with some better insults...Douchebag
frankj1 Offline
#265 Posted:
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I'm gonna miss you both...
tonygraz Offline
#266 Posted:
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Having trouble aiming the tripod ?
DrafterX Offline
#267 Posted:
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It does hurt seeing two friends fight .. I'd like to think they're just kiddin... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#268 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Having trouble aiming the tripod ?

more of a vision issue
frankj1 Offline
#269 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
It does hurt seeing two friends fight .. I'd like to think they're just kiddin... Mellow

fighting is fine.
12 pages of it is tedious.
DrafterX Offline
#270 Posted:
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You on the peyote..?? Huh
frankj1 Offline
#271 Posted:
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not since I left the reservation
tailgater Offline
#272 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
fighting is fine.
12 pages of it is tedious.


Half way there.

I bet their insults won't get redundant until page 3...
victor809 Offline
#273 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Half way there.

I bet their insults won't get redundant until page 3...


Heh...

Fine... I'm done with the f+cker.
frankj1 Offline
#274 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Half way there.

I bet their insults won't get redundant until page 3...

at least it hasn't dropped to ghey stuff.
RMAN4443 Offline
#275 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Heh...

Fine... I'm done with the f+cker.

Same here...Baglapper!
tailgater Offline
#276 Posted:
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Dorian just downgraded to Cat 2.

Another coincidence?

tailgater Offline
#277 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
at least it hasn't dropped to ghey stuff.


You wouldn't know ghey stuff if it thlapped you in the face.

I mean, you didn't believe that your college roommate was ghey even after you admitted that his pen1s tasted like ****.



rfenst Offline
#278 Posted:
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I hope everyone in its path fares well.
tonygraz Offline
#279 Posted:
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Thoughts and Prayers for Alabama.
tonygraz Offline
#280 Posted:
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Now that the latest dust-up of boring proportions seems to have ended, we need to have Pic Posts of the wives that were involved by marriage and a poll to determine which of them were more likely to kick Drafter's ass and which was the hottest. Brings me back to the old wrestling match on the banks of the river Charles over a disagreement on another forum many years ago that I would have won if the opponent's wife didn't intervene with a metal folding chair. I guess a draw is OK, but a rematch sounds better. The sequel of wifes wrestling on a Cancun beach never materialized. I guess life is too short for major fun.
izonfire Offline
#281 Posted:
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streetrod wrote:
Sweating it out in Myrtle Beach!


Hope you’re doin OK Streetrod. The eye passed off shore of you a few hours ago. The worst should be over by now
izonfire Offline
#282 Posted:
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My projection shows Dorian building up to a category 5 and heading straight for Alabama. Hold on y’all!!!
izonfire Offline
#283 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Brings me back to the old wrestling match on the banks of the river Charles over a disagreement on another forum many years ago that I would have won if the opponent's wife didn't intervene with a metal folding chair. I guess a draw is OK, but a rematch sounds better. The sequel of wifes wrestling on a Cancun beach never materialized. I guess life is too short for major fun.


For you to give up on it would be an insult
tailgater Offline
#284 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Now that the latest dust-up of boring proportions seems to have ended, we need to have Pic Posts of the wives that were involved by marriage and a poll to determine which of them were more likely to kick Drafter's ass and which was the hottest. Brings me back to the old wrestling match on the banks of the river Charles over a disagreement on another forum many years ago that I would have won if the opponent's wife didn't intervene with a metal folding chair. I guess a draw is OK, but a rematch sounds better. The sequel of wifes wrestling on a Cancun beach never materialized. I guess life is too short for major fun.



I won't admit this in public, but it's been a joy reading your posts of late.

Herfing
izonfire Offline
#285 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
I won't admit this in public, but it's been a joy reading your posts of late.


Yeah, I've looked through the archives at some of his earlier schitt.
Truly horrendous...
frankj1 Offline
#286 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
I won't admit this in public, but it's been a joy reading your posts of late.

Herfing

tony and I came within 40 miles of meeting for coffee a couple of years ago.
I was home, and he was driving to the Cape but doing that 195 route I think.
I like Tony, but I already had a cup of coffee that morning.

and yeah, he's had some below the radar humorous stuff sneak by for a few months.
izonfire Offline
#287 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
tony and I came within 40 miles of meeting for coffee a couple of years ago.
I was home, and he was driving to the Cape but doing that 195 route I think.
I like Tony, but I already had a cup of coffee that morning.

and yeah, he's had some below the radar humorous stuff sneak by for a few months.


I'm trying to read that as a compliment, but I'm having reservations...
streetrod Offline
#288 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
Hope you’re doin OK Streetrod. The eye passed off shore of you a few hours ago. The worst should be over by now


Thanks. Only minor damage. Lost a few pieces of siding.

BTW am I going blind or did my original post disappear?
rfenst Offline
#289 Posted:
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streetrod wrote:
Thanks. Only minor damage. Lost a few pieces of siding.


Another good luck story.!
izonfire Offline
#290 Posted:
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streetrod wrote:
Thanks. Only minor damage. Lost a few pieces of siding.

Good to hear you're OK

streetrod wrote:
BTW am I going blind or did my original post disappear?

No, it's still there.

It's just that a couple knuckleheads hijacked the thread and had a prolonged catfight,
and your post got buried in their post-pile.

Guess they were jealous of Dorian getting the spotlight.
delta1 Offline
#291 Posted:
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considering the dire forecasts and the destruction done to the Bahamas, the east coast of the US caught a big break dodging Dorian...glad everybody here is safe...
teedubbya Offline
#292 Posted:
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I heard Alabama got it bad though.
izonfire Offline
#293 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard Alabama got it bad though.


Alabama's been gettin' it bad for years...
teedubbya Offline
#294 Posted:
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True true.
tailgater Offline
#295 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
considering the dire forecasts and the destruction done to the Bahamas, the east coast of the US caught a big break dodging Dorian...glad everybody here is safe...


Um, hello!
Dorian is gonna pass within a few hundred mile of the Cape tonight.

My potted plants and deck chairs might tip over, and you're here rejoicing?

Won't be the first time you hear this today, but you're a bit premature sir.


frankj1 Offline
#296 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
Um, hello!
Dorian is gonna pass within a few hundred mile of the Cape tonight.

My potted plants and deck chairs might tip over, and you're here rejoicing?

Won't be the first time you hear this today, but you're a bit premature sir.



I'm a phone call away if you need help
tailgater Offline
#297 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm a phone call away if you need help

Me?
Delta's the one with the premature issue.


tonygraz Offline
#298 Posted:
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Well, an outer band of the Hurricane moved inland and hit us early this AM. Just light rain and little if any wind so far. Should also be hitting Joe on the cape but it doesn't look like much to talk about. Dunno if it will have any effect on the Maine coast, but I'll be there in a week to check it out. Haven't heard any reports from Alabama, but I feel sad for the people of the Bahamas who got the brunt of this storm. I went thru 2 or 3 of these storms in Florida, but only one in Ft. Lauderdale was really bad , where we did lose power for 3 days.
tailgater Offline
#299 Posted:
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Disaster avoided!
Even the potted plants held firm.
DrafterX Offline
#300 Posted:
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Pot plants are very durable... Mellow
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