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My daughter didn't care for my attire . . .
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jespear Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Sep 4 2019, 9:01 AM EST
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I don't know . . . I think I'm ROCKIN' the black gray combo.

Black XIKAR hat
Dark Gray NHC T-shirt
Light Gray sweat shorts
Gray Argyle socks
Black Walmart sneakers

My wife agreed to go out in public with me ONLY because we were just walking two houses up to my neighbor's house for dinner.


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m j toal Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:25 PM EST
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Double fisting White Claws I see.

Sad
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:30 PM EST
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You are missing the suspenders. Otherwise, what problem?
victor809 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:31 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
You are missing the suspenders. Otherwise, what problem?


no tie... clearly.
Speyside Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:35 PM EST
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Clip on?
victor809 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:36 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Clip on?


I assume he always keeps it loaded.
USNGunner Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 4:41 PM EST
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NIce. I do that to mine too.
streetrod Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 5:13 PM EST
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Lookin good👍
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 7:23 PM EST
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losing weight John?
fiddler898 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 7:30 PM EST
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That looks like an amalgam of 92.8% of all of us on the boards.
Burner02 Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 9:39 PM EST
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m j toal wrote:
Double fisting White Claws I see.

Sad


Actually, good planning. One for trip over and one for trip back.
jespear Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 9:52 PM EST
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Posts: 9,464
m j toal wrote:
Double fisting White Claws I see.

Sad


Diet Root Beers, ya big puzzey !
jespear Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 9:54 PM EST
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Posts: 9,464
frankj1 wrote:
losing weight John?


Yeah . . . Down to 217 . . . from 362 !
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 10:31 PM EST
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Nice!
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 10:37 PM EST
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jespear is low...on food.
Bomb him
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Sep 5 2019, 11:04 PM EST
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Posts: 8,644
Not many can truly understand your advanced sense of style.
That’s their loss, not yours...

At first glance, those socks looked camo.
Throw on some camo shorts and you’re ready for action!

jespear wrote:
Yeah . . . Down to 217 . . . from 362 !


Holy schitt!!! Way to go Jes!
jespear Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 6:16 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
Yeah . . . Down to 217 . . . from 362 !

izonfire wrote:
Holy schitt!!! Way to go Jes!



Not really.
I was just yankin' Frank's chain.
Wait a minute. WHAT did you say, Frank ?
That's NOT a CHAIN ?
OMG ! I'm SO embarrassed ! Blushing
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 8:55 AM EST
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jespear wrote:
jespear wrote:
Yeah . . . Down to 217 . . . from 362 !

izonfire wrote:
Holy schitt!!! Way to go Jes!



Not really.


Damn!
It's like you can't believe everything that's posted here.
So damn frustrating.

I'm going back to putting my faith in an old can of tuna...
thurson Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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I gotta say, the argyles make the outfit.

fog
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 8:24 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
jespear wrote:
jespear wrote:
Yeah . . . Down to 217 . . . from 362 !

izonfire wrote:
Holy schitt!!! Way to go Jes!



Not really.
I was just yankin' Frank's chain.
Wait a minute. WHAT did you say, Frank ?
That's NOT a CHAIN ?
OMG ! I'm SO embarrassed ! Blushing

I snopesed your weight loss
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 8:54 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I snopesed your weight loss


Wait - I'm lost???!!!
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Sep 6 2019, 8:56 PM EST
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go to the light
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Sep 7 2019, 3:17 PM EST
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pretty much what I wear on any given day...nice color coordination...

most times I have flip flop/slider sandals on instead, except when I'm going for a walk or to play with the girls at the park...

also usually wear ankle sox instead of full length socks with shorts...unless you like the sock tan look...


maybe it's the shiny leather sneakers the ladies are objecting to....Think
izonfire Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Sep 7 2019, 4:28 PM EST
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Posts: 8,644
frankj1 wrote:
go to the light


But it’s so cozy here in the dark.

OK pappa, I’ll go. I trust you...

WOW, it’s getting so bright!
And everyone’s here. And they’re smiling.
And it’s so warm pappa, so warm.
Feels like I’m peeing in rfenst’s pool.
This is so nice pappa, thank you.

Oh, what’s that further ahead?
A wirey figure. Oh no, with a creepy look!
Everyone’s smiles wiped from their faces!
Replaced with expressions of horror!

And he’s staring at me with this perverse grin!
With vacant wide open piercing eyes!
And he’s got nothing on but this freaky thong!!!

AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It burns!!! It burns!!!!!!!!!!!
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