Email me at my handle at Hotmail dot com. I'll send you a CPMD (Care Package of Mass Destruction). I'm battling health problems with some good days and some bad, so it may take me a few days, but I'll send a little something your way. And if you change your handle, may I suggest Sgt. Hulka?
That offer is specific to you, conditioned on you swearing you're telling the truth in the OP BTW, to honor your service and because I know how much divorce sucks. Anyone else emailing me to try to get in on that should start their car via remote starter. :P)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Also, please let me know your branch, rank upon separation, etc., so I get an idea who you are. Helps me a little to guess what you might like (I don't even recall what all the hell I have, other than too many tubs for my wife's liking and a medical situation that doesn't allow me to enjoy cigars as often as I'd like, so I'll have to dig to find out).