frankj1 wrote:did you look Upper U.S?
A lady is walking past Mario and Luigi and hears:
"First Emma comes, then I come, then two asses come, then I come a-one more time, the two asses come again, I come a the third time, pee twice, then I come for the last time"
She walks up and slaps him.
"Mario! That's disgusting!"
"What? I teach a Luigi to spell Mississippi!"