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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:32 PM EST
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Posts: 8,647
Shorly after joining up here, I let everyone know that I will be moving soon, so DO NOT send any packages my way. Well, after constant pressure from a crazed zombie, I agreed to accept a single RAOK, under the agreement that I would be receiving NO MORE. Well, lookie see, what do I spy on my front porch, but a lonely box looking up at me like an abandoned newborn. And then days later, another abandoned child...

STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Do not take orders from a delusional vacant eyed zombie!!!
I am not in the position to reciprocate your generosity at this moment!
I am counting down to my exodus and have all the schitt smokes that I need until I leave!

Just so we're clear -
#1 - I am a complete jackass, so anyone that even considers sending me anything has some serious judgement issues.
#2 - Any smokes I do have will be subject to the climate of the interior of my Jeep or trailer.
#3 - Any additional smokes I am sent will be housed in a climate controlled environment.
In a storage facility controlled by the OUTSIDE CLIMATE
#4 - Once I am settled in my future he11ho1e, I plan to join in on the trading and shenanigans.
Then it's game on muddafuggas! Until then, send any and all smokes to Cheno.

I will be detailing this nonsense in a picture post which probably will not be approved till Monday. But I want everyone to know, I am extremely appreciative of the good nature and generosity. THANK YOU.

There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice!
Speyside Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:43 PM EST
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So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.

IZON is low, bomb him.
csgamecock Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 3:48 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
So my take is you are living out of your jeep now. Z could upgrade you to a van, at least on weekends. Stop with the redundancy. Everyone here has serious judgement issues. Fn snowflake.

IZON is low, bomb him.


That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:25 PM EST
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You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you
steve02 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:31 PM EST
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Posts: 954
Frying pan

Get anything good?

Beer
gummy jones Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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have you considered a H.U.T. ???
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
You say you have schitt smokes and then say you'll get back into trading. Clearly it's in everyone's best interest to upgrade you


NOT YET BEACHES!!!!!
USNGunner Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:41 PM EST
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So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity. Think

Especially if you had already spelled all of that out to the sender.

Smoke em if you got em.

horse
corey sellers Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:46 PM EST
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Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:46 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
Frying pan

Get anything good?

Beer

Much too good for the likes of me.
Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday.

And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard.
But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve???

gummy jones wrote:
have you considered a H.U.T. ???

Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that...
And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut.

So no more. SERIOUSLY.
izonfire Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:49 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
So it would seem that an unsolicited Random Act of kindness would in no shape and/or form require reciprocity.


Uhhhhh, yeah, from a nOObier nOOb than me??? That's just wrong...
steve02 Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:53 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Much too good for the likes of me.
Will be detailed in a picture post which will probably be approved Monday.

And one box had my address as the return address. Sneaky bassard.
But I had Mr Jones trace it's origin to York PA. Wonder who lives near there, huh Mista Steve???


Uhhhh, yeah, but it seems a little late for that...
And BTW, any additional packages that show up will be stored in a worm-infested hut.

So no more. SERIOUSLY.


I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC.

But, alas, I know nothing.
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 4:55 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Sounds like you are getting low on chitty smokes which is a good thing now everyone needs to send you better smokes


HOLD OFF. GOT NO PLACE FOR IT. REALLY!
It would be a much better welcoming gift when arriving at my new he11ho1e.
And I don't deserve your generosity anyway...
USNGunner Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:02 PM EST
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steve02 wrote:
I know nothing. But, if I did know something, I’d suspect some damn good sticks, mostly CC.

But, alas, I know nothing.



LOL. Nobody ever knows Jack around here. Jack Schitt that is. fog
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:20 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
And I don't deserve your generosity anyway...


And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly?


Let those among us that are truly deserving cast the first cigar.







Because Rich is low.
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:28 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Because Rich is low.


Vince is lower.

Spanking
izonfire Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:55 PM EST
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csgamecock wrote:
That's how I took it as well! ....Don't know why he's yelling so much though, it's like he summoned RICKMAVEN or some chit!


Maybe someone could revive a thread with RICKMAVEN so I can understand the intensity of his spirit...
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 5:56 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
And who truly does deserve generosity from anyone? Truly?


Cheno. Send to Cheno... Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 6:08 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:


There are definitely some wonderful people here!
And Frank's here too, which is nice!


you hurt my feeling...
got that from TLC. always makes me smile.
izonfire Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 6:34 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you hurt my feeling...
got that from TLC. always makes me smile.


The THC will help you get it back.
And keep the smile...
Mr. Jones Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 6:45 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
P.L.E.A.S E.

DIVERT ALL "IZONFIRE "
ROAK's and "stiCk's" to:

GARY O'CONNER / first degree premeditated MURDERER and FBI MENS JEWELRY WEARING CLUB PRESIDENT
C/0 The J.Edgar Hoover Building
S.S.G. Division ROOM 1269 3RD FLOOR
Washington , D.C. 000007

ThEn THEY WILL all be forwarded to:

PAPA F.E.M. ( fat earinged moron)
@ Slavos NUDIST COLONY
34 KRIMEA WAY
Grobina, LATVIA 59043-SIC/FUC
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 7:16 PM EST
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is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch?
izonfire Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 7:21 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch?


Ohhhhhhh. Me likey then.
Prowlin’ in da bush...
USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 7:22 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Uhhhhh, yeah, from a nOObier nOOb than me??? That's just wrong...



LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
USNGunner Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 7:24 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
is it true that Latvian women are hairy as Sasquatch?



Can confirm. Too cold up there not to be furry!
Speyside Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:04 PM EST
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So you only have one feeling? I assume it relates to the tripod, since you got it because of TLC, and it makes you smile. IZON, what did you do? Or did the wordsmith forget the S?
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:06 PM EST
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intentional.
Humor.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 8:42 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
intentional.
Humor.


Singular sensitivity
tonygraz Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 9:09 PM EST
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So did you get those pineapple White Owls I sent you ?
pacman357 Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 9:10 PM EST
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Posts: 42,596
OK, I don't see too good, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but is the OP saying that he has to move because zombies stole all of his cigars and we should all bomb his porch? Um...asking for a friend who also has eyesight problems.
izonfire Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 10:36 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
So did you get those pineapple White Owls I sent you ?


Those were diverted directly to Mooch Madness ll of course.
izonfire Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Sep 20 2019, 10:45 PM EST
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pacman357 wrote:
OK, I don't see too good, so please correct me if I'm wrong, but is the OP saying that he has to move because zombies stole all of his cigars and we should all bomb his porch? Um...asking for a friend who also has eyesight problems.


EXACTLY. The Zombie needs to be bombed!!!
pacman357 Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Sep 21 2019, 12:23 AM EST
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Then he'd be...a bombie! Thank you, I'm here all week. Please be sure to tip your waitress or waiter.
SirKnight Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Sep 22 2019, 7:16 AM EST
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When you get settled let me know I’ll send some sticks your way
izonfire Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2019, 6:06 PM EST
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OK - Monday's events were completely unexpected, so the picture posts have finally been submitted and hopefully approved soon. Too damn cool. My head's still spinnin'...
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