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frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:32 PM EST
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you're gonna love that new wall!



* with apologies to the Flying Burrito Brothers
delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:42 PM EST
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he should draw a sharpie wall on the USA map to show us where that wall around Colorado will be...

pretty sure he thinks New Mexico is part of Mexico...like York is below New York...

or maybe he thinks Colorado, a Spanish sounding word if I ever heard one, is full of Mexicans...
ZRX1200 Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:43 PM EST
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There a lot of bad people in New Mexico.

Almost as bad as some of the people in Old Mexico.
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:55 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
There a lot of bad people in New Mexico.

Almost as bad as some of the people in Old Mexico.

and North Mexico
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 8:59 PM EST
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Covfefe!
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:20 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
he should draw a sharpie wall on the USA map to show us where that wall around Colorado will be...

Sen. Patrick Leahy showed "a Sharpie-edited map of the United States"
victor809 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Oct 25 2019, 9:36 PM EST
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That was a pretty hilarious map....
JadeRose Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:18 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
and North Mexico




also called "Texas"
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:28 PM EST
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If you’ve ever been to New Mexico,
you would understand why Colorado needs a wall
Whistlebritches Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
also called "Texas"



So we all agree...…..too damn many illegals here in Texas that need to go the **** home.

I want the wall in Texas finished,Brownsville to El Paso finished.Then New Mexico to the AZ border,then on to Cali


LET'S FINISH THIS **** ING WALL
Whistlebritches Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Oct 26 2019, 2:03 PM EST
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I suppose I should address Trump's lip slip...…

Yea he's the first president to ever do thisSarcasm

Kind of like George Jefferson's "All 57 States"
teedubbya Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Oct 27 2019, 10:04 PM EST
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Yea no one commented on the 57 thing for about 8 years
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Oct 27 2019, 10:06 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Yea no one commented on the 57 thing for about 8 years

Well, it’s about time somebody addressed it...
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Oct 27 2019, 10:16 PM EST
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didn't Heinz TM 57?
izonfire Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Oct 27 2019, 10:33 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
didn't Heinz TM 57?

There are a variety of ways to take that.
victor809 Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 1:57 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
There are a variety of ways to take that.


I bet you know 57 ways to take it. That's why we call you Heinz.
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 3:22 PM EST
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oooh!
that'll leave a mark.
teedubbya Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 3:25 PM EST
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Only number 53
victor809 Offline
#19 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 3:29 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Only number 53


16 will too. But only if done by an untrained amateur.
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 3:32 PM EST
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Colorado kama sutra
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 4:02 PM EST
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gets me red in the face...
teedubbya Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 4:04 PM EST
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Must be #23
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 4:05 PM EST
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is 23 a dwarf version of 69?
izonfire Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Oct 28 2019, 8:39 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
I bet you know 57 ways to take it. That's why we call you Heinz.

Yeah, gonna take it and pound it into your vagina.
Gonna call you Stretchy...

(Oh schitt. Didn’t mean to turn you on)
fishinguitarman Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Oct 29 2019, 12:25 PM EST
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69?
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