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Hello Darling
Abrignac Offline
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It’s not Conway, it’s much better.
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Nice to see you... It's been a long time...
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Scotty McCreery cover?
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
Nice to see you... It's been a long time...


Hey there. Been off and on. Dealing with some 💩
Abrignac Offline
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MACS wrote:
Scotty McCreery cover?


Na it’s a joke reference
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Abrignac wrote:
Hey there. Been off and on. Dealing with some 💩

I didn't mean it... I was just finishing the lyrics....Herfing
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Abrignac wrote:
Na it’s a joke reference



The new Alabama preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you." She invited him right in. He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Eventually, he came to the house at the end of the street. It turned out to be the residence of a young widow. When the Reverend knocked on her door, the young widow was taking a shower. Hearing the knock, she just wrapped a towel around herself, ran to the door and threw it open.

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor putting all her wonderful young and luscious curves on display. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

The preacher just smiled and said, "Hello, Darlin."
Abrignac Offline
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I didn't mean it... I was just finishing the lyrics....Herfing


Gotcha
izonfire Offline
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Abrignac wrote:
The new Alabama preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty. One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't been to service lately. He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I just stopped by to have a prayer with you." She invited him right in. He visited several more homes, and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.

Eventually, he came to the house at the end of the street. It turned out to be the residence of a young widow. When the Reverend knocked on her door, the young widow was taking a shower. Hearing the knock, she just wrapped a towel around herself, ran to the door and threw it open.

When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor putting all her wonderful young and luscious curves on display. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

The preacher just smiled and said, "Hello, Darlin."


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