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When I was 19-20ish my friends and I would go places and they'd get beer by the pitcher so I could drink too.
One time at Hooters I got drunk and had the bubble guts, mid fart realized I had to make an emergency evacuation. Ran to the bathroom and unloaded. Washed my hands and came back to the table where I said "that bathroom's really weird, no urinals"