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Hey TW!
frankj1 Offline
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sending every ounce of positive energy I can muster for ya, buddy.
8trackdisco Offline
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Yeah, don't die on us or nothin'.
MACS Offline
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He's too stubborn...

Pray Pray
DrafterX Offline
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Pray Pray
Mattie B Offline
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Yep prayers for my buddy.

If I can handle it, I have no doubt TW will come out like a champ.


Daily prayers for TW. I’ll lift you up at church this evening.
DrafterX Offline
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Like Simba..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
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Story of my life. Large aorta small deek.
teedubbya Offline
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I do appreciate the prayers and well wishes though. They help.
frankj1 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Story of my life. Large aorta small deek.

have them reversed...small upcharge.
8trackdisco Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
have them reversed...small upcharge.


Don't forget Shipping and Handling.
frankj1 Offline
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ooooh, yeah!
Handling...
teedubbya Offline
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it gets handled enough. I won’t pay extra for that.
teedubbya Offline
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During the catherization Tuesday they may have to look at it. Hope they don’t laugh.

At least with the catheter on Thursday I’ll be out so won’t see the laughter.
JadeRose Offline
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What'd you do? Some sort of sheep accident?
teedubbya Offline
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That was no accident.
frankj1 Offline
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that was no sheep
8trackdisco Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
That was no accident.


There will be a lot of sheepish looks.
teedubbya Offline
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In fairness the sheep never felt a thing.
8trackdisco Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
In fairness the sheep never felt a thing.


How could you be that in touch with their emotions?
ZRX1200 Offline
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He has a Montana smiley stick to watch their emotional state during their intimate rendezvous
teedubbya Offline
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I speak sheepy sheepy
DrafterX Offline
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I couldn't find a translator for that... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I couldn't find a translator for that... Mellow


Check a Pakistani site.
tailgater Offline
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Sheep lie.
tailgater Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Story of my life. Large aorta small deek.


Crap.
I'm doomed.


tailgater Offline
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I heard TW is on the lamb.

And there's mutton he can do about it.

Baaaa. Don't worry. He'll pull the wool over their eyes and the truth will come out in the end...
Speyside Offline
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Prayers and positive thoughts Tim.
DrafterX Offline
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I'd recommend getting the annual steamer before the surgery tho... Mellow
Abrignac Offline
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Godspeed Tim. It’ll be dull in here while you’re recuperating.
8trackdisco Offline
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Abrignac wrote:
Godspeed Tim. It’ll be dull in here while you’re recuperating.


He contributes to the boredom here, it wouldn’t be boring without him.

Heard someone is wheeling to Cleveland to finish him off. IF Tuckersdad can get out of the damn chair.
USNGunner Offline
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You got this Teedub. We're all pulling and praying for you buddy. Hang in there.
frankj1 Offline
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tailgater wrote:
I heard TW is on the lamb.

And there's mutton he can do about it.

Baaaa. Don't worry. He'll pull the wool over their eyes and the truth will come out in the end...

someone stole my dad jokes
izonfire Offline
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Wishing the best for TW
Krazeehorse Offline
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Get well soon.
danmdevries Offline
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Best of luck tw.

Got a long n tough road to walk for a couple months.

Hit us up when you're able.
Ram27 Offline
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Wishing you well TeeeeeeW.
madspackler Offline
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Praying for you TW. You got the best damn support group of azzhats anyone could ask for - But whose asking anyway.
teedubbya Offline
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Catherization was yesterday. No blockages but they had a few minor issues due to the aorta. What shouldn’t have hurt much left me a bit beat up. I know it’s nothing compared to the actual surgery tomorrow but just saying....

Waiting for stress test and anesthesia clearance now.

After the catherization I had to wait three hours to get discharged. That meant 24 hours without food. I have a camel hump in front that sustains me when needed. Don’t know how skinny folk survive.

Evidently getting discharged after catherization is different than after surgery. I was all excited when I passed gas. The nurse was less than impressed and made me stay anyway. She gave me good advice though. She told me that even after my surgery it doesn’t need to be that loud. Good to know.

Probably won’t get to post (who knows with all the waiting) before the surgery. Thanks for the prayers and well wishes.
MACS Offline
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Pray Pray
JadeRose Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Catherization was yesterday. No blockages but they had a few minor issues due to the aorta. What shouldn’t have hurt much left me a bit beat up. I know it’s nothing compared to the actual surgery tomorrow but just saying....

Waiting for stress test and anesthesia clearance now.

After the catherization I had to wait three hours to get discharged. That meant 24 hours without food. I have a camel hump in front that sustains me when needed. Don’t know how skinny folk survive.

Evidently getting discharged after catherization is different than after surgery. I was all excited when I passed gas. The nurse was less than impressed and made me stay anyway. She gave me good advice though. She told me that even after my surgery it doesn’t need to be that loud. Good to know.

Probably won’t get to post (who knows with all the waiting) before the surgery. Thanks for the prayers and well wishes.




Where's the surgery at? I'll come down and watch. Bring some Jr. Mints!
teedubbya Offline
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Cleveland
ZRX1200 Offline
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🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
JadeRose Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Cleveland





Oh..well...guess not.
frankj1 Offline
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JadeRose wrote:
Where's the surgery at? I'll come down and watch. Bring some Jr. Mints!

they're very refreshing
DrafterX Offline
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Well, we knew getting that catheter in there was gonna be a challenge... not sure why you gotta piss in a bag two days befire surgery tho... Think
Whistlebritches Offline
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You're always in our prayers Tim.....ALWAYS!!!


Love ya Brother
jespear Offline
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Will keep you in my thoughts and prayers, TW !
teedubbya Offline
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The doctor that did the catherization said he was sorry for my issues and he would pray for me. I told him thank you but he sees people with worse heart issues every day. He told me he wasn’t taking about my heart, he was saddened by the size of my ****. He told me the only one he’s ever seen that was smaller was on a black Muslim dude with no arms or legs. Evidently the dudes coyote drug him around for a few years and the concrete sort of sanded it off.
teedubbya Offline
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I report for surgery at 5:15 am tomorrow.
frankj1 Offline
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don't call here that early, wait til lunch break...

get this done
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