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Hey TW!
DrafterX Offline
#51 Posted:
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I'll be in da shower... but I'll be thinking about you TW.. ThumpUp
MACS Offline
#52 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I report for surgery at 5:15 am tomorrow.


Peace be with you, brother. It's in God's hands now, so you're good either way.

Um... unless you been bad. In which case you're screwed either way.

Moral of the story... no use in worrying. What'll be will be. BigGrin
USNGunner Offline
#53 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I report for surgery at 5:15 am tomorrow.


We're all pulling for you buddy.

Your doctor needs to get out more.

When I had my prostectomy they nurse said something about how she couldn't catherize a clitoris. My wife actually laughed. d'oh!

Anxious


MACS Offline
#54 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I'll be in da shower... but I'll be thinking about you TW.. ThumpUp


Not ghey at all.

Just kidding... way ghey.
teedubbya Offline
#55 Posted:
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The goal is to do some walking on day 2 while in icu.
DrafterX Offline
#56 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
The goal is to do some whacking on day 2 while in icu.


That might be illegal.. but a worthy goal... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#57 Posted:
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I can whack if I want to I can leave my friends behind (think safety dance)
DrafterX Offline
#58 Posted:
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They prolly wouldn't notice anyway... and when you cry afterwards they'll prolly give you morphine.. a win win.. ThumpUp
JadeRose Offline
#59 Posted:
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Good Luck, Man. Bootsy's prolly got one more tour in him and we can't miss it.
delta1 Offline
#60 Posted:
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hope you have a full and speedy recovery TW...whack away!!!
MACS Offline
#61 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I can whack if I want to I can leave my friends behind (think safety dance)


Cuz your friends don't whack... and if they don't whack, well they're... no friends of mine.
ZRX1200 Offline
#62 Posted:
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Make sure they have the good disposable gloves in your room so you can play stranger like Drafter does in the shower while thinking about you.
teedubbya Offline
#63 Posted:
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My hand turned blue during the catherization and was numb most of the night. It was like playing dangerous stranger that won’t take no for an answer.
8trackdisco Offline
#64 Posted:
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You are a dangerous stranger. Rahhhhhrrrrrrr. whip
ZRX1200 Offline
#65 Posted:
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I remember my first camping trip
8trackdisco Offline
#66 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
My hand turned blue during the catherization and was numb most of the night. It was like playing dangerous stranger that won’t take no for an answer.


You aren't the first person to go to Cleveland and end up with something in his dikc.
teedubbya Offline
#67 Posted:
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Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.

Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are.
8trackdisco Offline
#68 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.

Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are.


Go get 'me, Tim.
danmdevries Offline
#69 Posted:
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See you in a few days.

Btw something they never tell you: you're not gonna chit till at least Sunday.
8trackdisco Offline
#70 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
See you in a few days.

Btw something they never tell you: you're not gonna chit till at least Sunday.


NOW. You tell him.
DrafterX Offline
#71 Posted:
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Good luck Tim.. love ya man... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#72 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
NOW. You tell him.


I'm part of the "they" in that sentence. Angel
JadeRose Offline
#73 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Good luck Tim.. love ya in a very ghey, man... Mellow






See, Tee.......even Drafter is worried about you
MACS Offline
#74 Posted:
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They're probably in there gittin' er done right now... Mellow

Godspeed, Tim.
deadeyedick Offline
#75 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
They're probably in there gittin' er done right now... Mellow

Godspeed, Tim.


This.Pray
USNGunner Offline
#76 Posted:
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Teedub got this!
Whistlebritches Offline
#77 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Nothing in. It was just like a smurf riding it.

Kidding aside thanks guys. I’m going in. Your prayers and good vibes mean a lot to me. In the words of yoda, a bunch of good jackalopes you are.



Praying Brother...….PRAYING!!!
madspackler Offline
#78 Posted:
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Saying an prayer - hope all is well for you.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#79 Posted:
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Hoping all goes well and that they can re-attach your wiener.
frankj1 Offline
#80 Posted:
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micro surgery
delta1 Offline
#81 Posted:
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pretty sure it was not a re-attachment procedure...transplant was what I thought he said...
izonfire Offline
#82 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
micro surgery

Nano projector
izonfire Offline
#83 Posted:
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Continued thoughts and prayers for TW.
Hope we hear back soon - then he here back soon...
DrafterX Offline
#84 Posted:
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Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#85 Posted:
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Sure is taking the surgeons a long time to find Tim's dikc. Actually.... it isn't so surprising. We might be in for a long wait.
DrafterX Offline
#86 Posted:
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The waaaaaiting is the hardest part... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#87 Posted:
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I sent the hospital a 5lbs bag of cake flour, it’s much finer than AP flour and I thought it would help them find the wet spot .
USNGunner Offline
#88 Posted:
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I'm going to hell for laughing at that Jamie, but that was hilarious. LOL
Numismaniac Offline
#89 Posted:
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Positive thoughts and prayers for TW, place wouldn't be the same without him!
DrafterX Offline
#90 Posted:
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I hope he's not in pain.. Sad
8trackdisco Offline
#91 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
The waaaaaiting is the hardest part... Mellow


Surgical reconstruction of a clitoris probably takes time.
Assuming this mystical thing actually exists.


ZRX1200 Offline
#92 Posted:
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He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute.
8trackdisco Offline
#93 Posted:
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Numismaniac wrote:
Positive thoughts and prayers for TW, place wouldn't be the same without him!


Tru dat. For the last 24 hours, things do seem smarter.

Tw needs to get back here and dumb it down Pronto!
USNGunner Offline
#94 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute.


Such a classic.
8trackdisco Offline
#95 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I hope he's not in pain.. Sad


Agreed.


......................... maybe a little.
frankj1 Offline
#96 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
He told me he was having it moved to the back of his throat as a tribute.

I just might barf from laffing
Abrignac Offline
#97 Posted:
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It’s hard for me to find humor until we hear from him.


































Wait I forgot it was tw. He’d be pissed if I didn’t. As you were.
izonfire Offline
#98 Posted:
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Browns beat the Steelers tonight.
First time that has happened in years.
In Cleveland.

TW is good luck.
Good luck to TW...
ZRX1200 Offline
#99 Posted:
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And Drafter is in the shower with a #95 written on the back of his hand and a #6 on his pecker.......
JadeRose Offline
#100 Posted:
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C'mon Tee, you selfish ****! You gotta let us know if you made it! We got bets riding.
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