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Lotto ticket trash diving .... Exotic finds...what should I do?
Mr. Jones Online
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
fog Think Speak to the hand ?

Turkey Hill stores trash cans are dishing out exotic finds lately....

Full six packs of beer...not taken

Plastic zip lock bag ( from a cigar store)
filled with 6 decent cigars still in
cello)...took them

TWO $10.00 Bills and THREE $5.00 bills in the last month...yes I took them, AND SPENT THEM

Janis Joplin CD ... No CD inside but a curiously coded message.. yes I took it

Strangers PAYCHECKS / multiple...like 10 different people's... Just read them and dumped back in...

Cell phone charging wires...about 2-3 everyday I go out...yes I take them...
Sell them at flea mkt for $1.00 each

The question is...the C.I.G.A.R.S.???

SMOKE'EM OR NOT ?

OR

hand them out to mooches and WATCH THEIR BEHAVIOR FOR THE FOLLOWING 1-2 HOURS AFTER THEY SMOKE THEM?

TO see if they were "LACED W/ KETAMINE" BY MY "BUDDIES" @ the j.edgar hoover bldg in THE S.S.G.DIVISION ?
USNGunner Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
I would insert and warm them rectally for 2 days. Not only will you sense any possible drug contamination faster, it will purge any possible foriegn contaminants leaving them good to smoke after a couple of days of dry boxing.

You're welcome.
clintCigar Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
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Laced with Ketamine uh? Sounds fun. LMK how it goes.
JadeRose Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
I'm surprised with you, Jones. This is all obviously a trap and you're getting sucked in. The SSG is CLEARLY planting all these goodies for you to find. Next week will be a Benjamin and a box of Cubans. Week after that will be a bullet in your head while you're looking for more. I STRONGLY suggest you burn down your cabin immediately and disappear.
Krazeehorse Offline
#5 Posted:
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My wife shot some pretty funny video while I was waking up from ketamine after a cardio-version.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
Watch out.. you might get what you're after... Mellow
JadeRose Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
Jones hasn't been back. I think they got him. Poor Jones
clintCigar Offline
#8 Posted:
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he trippin on that ketamine
opelmanta1900 Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Ketamine is actually pretty good in moderate doses as I recall... But you sniff it... Smoking it would be no bueno...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
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clintCigar wrote:
he trippin on that ketamine

That's called getting "stuck in the k-hole"... Not making that up...
Mr. Jones Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Jade...

I can " NEVER DIS...APPEAR"...

TOO MANY RFID CHIPS/ CAPSULES AND NANO BLOOD STREAM MARKERS... IN ME....

THE MOST WANTED MAN IN THE USA...

FROM 2012-16...
is not anyone you lose track of , if your the FBI with
Tenth generation technology at your finger tips...

Wish I could...but it is literally impossible....
opelmanta1900 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
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classic k-hole chatter... shoulda thrown those things away Jones...
USNGunner Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
classic k-hole chatter... shoulda thrown those things away Jones...


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Mr. Jones Online
#14 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Two and a half + weeks of Z.E.R.O. winners...

What the F**k?

Too many smart people in Lancaster , PA...

Gotta drive to DUMBER TOWNS like York, Pa or
Lewistown, PA...
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
As usual jade is right but wrong, this isn’t ID fraud and a drugging.....the store has clearly had a store meeting no lottery issues. And someone in the store has the hots for you, but not in a committed way just a party and get busy way. So I say go for it
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