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frankj1 Offline
#801 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:37 PM EST
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next page...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#802 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:47 PM EST
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Have to keep posting. Haven't hit 1000 yet
teedubbya Offline
#803 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 12:48 PM EST
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I haven’t pooped today but went twice yesterday.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#804 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:00 PM EST
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That averages out
frankj1 Offline
#805 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:08 PM EST
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I'm insulted
teedubbya Offline
#806 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 1:36 PM EST
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I’m insulated
DrafterX Offline
#807 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:18 PM EST
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You mean fat... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#808 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:44 PM EST
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pooping is a weight loss function, no?


everybody here should list their BMI...
frankj1 Offline
#809 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 2:59 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
pooping is a weight loss function, no?


everybody here should list their BMI...

TW keeps listing his BM's
does that count?
delta1 Offline
#810 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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yes, an index of BM's qualifies...
USNGunner Offline
#811 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:27 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
We shouldn’t post in this thread anymore though. It seems to upset a couple people.


Screw those guys. Let er rip TeeDub! (Literally, you got to move it move it!)
USNGunner Offline
#812 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 5:28 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
yes, an index of BM's qualifies...


So, by number of? Content of? Post BM satisfaction?

What indexes are we looking for here? Think
teedubbya Offline
#813 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:35 PM EST
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Gonna have pizza tonight. Will poo for sure tomorrow.
frankj1 Offline
#814 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 7:51 PM EST
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prune pizza?
Whistlebritches Offline
#815 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:07 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
We shouldn’t post in this thread anymore though. It seems to upset a couple people.



I mean this in the most sincere way...................…...**** EM
frankj1 Offline
#816 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:10 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I mean this in the most sincere way...................…...**** EM

I'm shocked...shocked I say.
I did not see that coming.


HA!
Whistlebritches Offline
#817 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:16 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I'm shocked...shocked I say.
I did not see that coming.


HA!



Really............I knew I was going to say that yesterday,where and when were the question
teedubbya Offline
#818 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:38 PM EST
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I just do t want to upset them. I don’t want that responsibility.
USNGunner Offline
#819 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 8:48 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I just do t want to upset them. I don’t want that responsibility.



We'll take it. Post away. whip
Numismaniac Offline
#820 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 9:05 PM EST
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hehe, still going, that's a good thing!


Haters gonna hate, be the star that you are!!!

On a side note, I noticed they added metoprolol to your daily. I swapped to that earlier this year and it didn't work for me, sadly it took them over 6 moths to figure out, LOL. I knew I wasn't feeling normal, but that's pretty common with my drug intake and constant pain. Another good day above ground's how I live. I had forgotten that I was breaking the Lisinopryl/HCTZ into quarter pieces because I would nearly black out during a coughing attack on a half pill. I forgot that and the first day I took a whole pill!!! Bad mistake, I could barely get off the couch, and it took me a day to remember, LMAO! That's what happens when your wife AND daughter are RN's and want you "fixed" of every problem that comes along.


Keep up the good work, Brother! And, we need to get this to 1000!!!
teedubbya Offline
#821 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 9:15 PM EST
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I take three pills a day of that. 1.5 in the morning. 1.5 in the evening. Plus the afib medicine and blood thinner. Hopefully in January that will change.
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#822 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:30 PM EST
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Thought of you tonight TW.

My patient that came back in a month after open heart is keeping a poop log. They asked to see what was in the bucket after using the commode, then pulled out a notepad and wrote "12/12 730pm medium, hard"
Whistlebritches Offline
#823 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 10:57 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Thought of you tonight TW.

"12/12" 730pm medium, hard"


TW and Frank after a night on the town
delta1 Offline
#824 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:01 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Thought of you tonight TW.

My patient that came back in a month after open heart is keeping a poop log. They asked to see what was in the bucket after using the commode, then pulled out a notepad and wrote "12/12 730pm medium, hard"



so a BM Index is a real thing?
teedubbya Offline
#825 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:29 PM EST
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No poop logs here. Mostly soft due to senna lol.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#826 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2019, 11:31 PM EST
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You've been slacking TW. Keeping us posted on frequency but we know nothing about the consistency. Need to step up your game
USNGunner Offline
#827 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 12:16 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
No poop logs here. Mostly soft due to senna lol.


Dude, cheese and peanut butter will stiffen that right up. If you can score some C-rations or MRE peanut butter even better, but go slow with that stuff. It could have saved the titanic.
teedubbya Offline
#828 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 3:41 AM EST
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I take the senna because if I don’t a rock hard log forms that I’m pretty sure bumps up against the bottom of my heart. The amphibian the other day was quite frightening.
teedubbya Offline
#829 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 3:42 AM EST
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Can’t sleep. Can’t get comfy in bed.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#830 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 4:59 AM EST
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Tried counting tobacco leaves?
DrafterX Offline
#831 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 8:40 AM EST
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What did you do to the amphibian..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#832 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 10:41 AM EST
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Flushed it
danmdevries Offline
#833 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 10:48 AM EST
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Ribbit ribbit
tonygraz Offline
#834 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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Drafter wanted it for XMAS.
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#835 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 3:50 PM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Drafter wanted to eat it.




FIFY
teedubbya Offline
#836 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 4:24 PM EST
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Freak
DrafterX Offline
#837 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 5:50 PM EST
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Mad


I thought it was a typo... Mad
frankj1 Offline
#838 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 6:01 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
TW and Frank after a night on the town

I trusted you!
Whistlebritches Offline
#839 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 9:44 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
I trusted you!



Next time don't make me watch......PLEASE
teedubbya Offline
#840 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 10:00 PM EST
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I’m so confused.

I tossed one off today. Was wearing the Apple Watch. Heart rate barely rose but it still counted as exercise on the ring thing. Must be because I used my numb left hand and it moved around a lot.

2 days no poo though.
DrafterX Offline
#841 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 10:06 PM EST
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How's the pain..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#842 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 10:11 PM EST
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Dunno. Haven’t tried inserting anything yet
frankj1 Offline
#843 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 11:22 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m so confused.

I tossed one off today. Was wearing the Apple Watch. Heart rate barely rose but it still counted as exercise on the ring thing. Must be because I used my numb left hand and it moved around a lot.

2 days no poo though.

we all saw it on your Ring thing
you musta had the volume off.
Whistlebritches Offline
#844 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2019, 11:25 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m so confused.

2 days no poo though.



Z would be more than happy to stir it up with his swizzle stick
8trackdisco Offline
#845 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 1:14 AM EST
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And I still pray for this asshat.


Time well spent.
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#846 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 2:29 AM EST
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Did someone say poo?!!
USNGunner Offline
#847 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 8:39 AM EST
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You are eating aren't you? You gotta maintain a steady intake to get output.

And hydrate. Lots of water, steadily through the day. Beer
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#848 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 9:28 AM EST
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Reading this thread I get an image in my head of 9 old guys, white beards down to their knee's, in overall's, sitting in rocking chairs on the porch passing a jar of moonshine back and forth while talking about the trouble with young people today and how kids show no respect for a man's lawn. Oh and there's an old Black Lab snoring away that everyone blames for the farting....
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#849 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 9:35 AM EST
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And one of em is in the front yard watering the plants in boxers, a stained white T-shirt, and black socks and sandals
teedubbya Offline
#850 Posted: Sat, Dec 14 2019, 10:02 AM EST
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That’s mildly arousing.

Looks like I may get a visitor from in here today. I hope I poo before they get here.

Gunner plenty of eating, inconsistent duke.
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