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Teedubya Update 1500
teedubbya Offline
#201 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
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I actually had an icu nurse named Dan on Sunday. Big offensive lineman looking dude with a huge red beard. Pure souled dude. Great nurse.

That’s the same day my cousin flew in just to say hi then flew back home.

Hey dan is there a good way to get a list of nurses that treated me? There have been some great ones. And only one dud.
JadeRose Offline
#202 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
Posts: 19,525
The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol
teedubbya Offline
#203 Posted:
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Yup
DrafterX Offline
#204 Posted:
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I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#205 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
JadeRose wrote:
was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol


Similar to what she posted on a discount hospital equipment website.
frankj1 Offline
#206 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
DrafterX wrote:
I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... Mellow

praying me and you don't get the call
corey sellers Offline
#207 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
Tee if you need someone to wipe your ass I will take one for team had to deal with that with my pops. Where the hell is fuzzy so I don't have to do this but once.
tonygraz Offline
#208 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
DrafterX wrote:
I've had three back surgeries and a knee replacement and never needed anyone to wipe my ass... Mellow


As if you could find a volunteer.
USNGunner Offline
#209 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
JadeRose wrote:
The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol


Best hope you never have to have your prostate out. They have to verify your working the correct muscles "digitally". Which meant this hot little 20 something therapist had to stick her finger up my arse while I did the ole male kegel. Had no idea that was a thing. d'oh!

Afterwards I told her, "Typically Folks buy me a drink first". She thought that was funny. Anxious
Mattie B Offline
#210 Posted:
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 6,350
Checking in on ya TW

Still amazed that you are up to visiting with us. I appreciate the updates.
Continued prayers bud.



If my name was Dan, I’d swear you described me to a T.
Krazeehorse Offline
#211 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
JadeRose wrote:
The worst part of my hospital stay when I had my back surgery (other than the blinding pain) was having to have a pretty young nurse wipe my ass. I've never felt lower..lol

Amen
teedubbya Offline
#212 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Lol. I’m ok Mattie. Good to hear from ya brother. Watching peaky blinders and just asked a respiratory therapist to leave the room. He threw a fit about where the chair I use is Where the bed is etc.

He started rearranging everything with the chair with its back to the tv and out of reach of the call button. I told him he could return when he calms down.

Weird.
Krazeehorse Offline
#213 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
Best hope you never have to have your prostate out. They have to verify your working the correct muscles "digitally". Which meant this hot little 20 something therapist had to stick her finger up my arse while I did the ole male kegel. Had no idea that was a thing. d'oh!

Afterwards I told her, "Typically Folks buy me a drink first". She thought that was funny. Anxious

When I was in ICU the last day two nurses had to give me a suppository. I made a big moan and asked her if she was taking me out to dinner. She said sure, where to you want to go? The other nurse said she's not taking you anywhere. She already got what she wanted. I needed my pillow for that laugh.

Get well T.
teedubbya Offline
#214 Posted:
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Thanks k.
xibbumbero Offline
#215 Posted:
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Good 2 C U R doing better. Keep it up....that too. X Tongue
teedubbya Offline
#216 Posted:
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Hey ohhhhh


Hurting tonight. But hurting is healing.
Abrignac Offline
#217 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Hey ohhhhh


Hurting tonight. But hurting is healing.


Jackpot!!! Check the text I sent you.

[-o< answered x2.
Abrignac Offline
#218 Posted:
Joined: 02-24-2012
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I’m laid up in a hospital bed myself. For entertainment Tim and I are texting. Here’s his last two texts:

“I think I just started. Damn.”

“Yup. Shart.”

Sorry bro. Couldn’t help myself. Had to give everyone an update on your current health.
teedubbya Offline
#219 Posted:
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It was just a spot of yellow bile like stuff. It’s hard enough to fart but deciding to go all is n is near impossible.
teedubbya Offline
#220 Posted:
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Nurse just rolled her eyes
Abrignac Offline
#221 Posted:
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Keep that up and you’ll find yourself in a pair of adult pull-ups.

If you end up with diaper rash Boudreaux’s Butt Paste is the chit.
JadeRose Offline
#222 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Similar to what she posted on a discount hospital equipment website.





Laugh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#223 Posted:
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Couldn't you two have just herfed over Skype or something? Seems awful extreme just to spend some quality time together.

Hope you're both recovering post haste
teedubbya Offline
#224 Posted:
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Hurting bad
8trackdisco Offline
#225 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Couldn't you two have just herfed over Skype or something? Seems awful extreme just to spend some quality time together.

Hope you're both recovering post haste


They needed plausible cover stories with witnesses. They are safe now.
8trackdisco Offline
#226 Posted:
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Posts: 59,992
teedubbya wrote:
Hurting bad


Latest round of Twatson prayers complete. If you can't take it a day or an hour at a time, try just getting through the minute. Then the next.
danmdevries Offline
#227 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2014
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teedubbya wrote:
I actually had an icu nurse named Dan on Sunday. Big offensive lineman looking dude with a huge red beard. Pure souled dude. Great nurse.

That’s the same day my cousin flew in just to say hi then flew back home.

Hey dan is there a good way to get a list of nurses that treated me? There have been some great ones. And only one dud.


Not usually. You can ask your nurse if they'd give you a list but I doubt it.
teedubbya Offline
#228 Posted:
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Hurting bad
gummy jones Offline
#229 Posted:
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hang in there brother
DrafterX Offline
#230 Posted:
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Hey, if it didn't hurt everyone would do it... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#231 Posted:
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Following the saga and hurting a little for you bro. Hope that helps.
teedubbya Offline
#232 Posted:
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Thanks bro

Took a walk, exausted. FYI my first walk was in icu day after surgery
Numismaniac Offline
#233 Posted:
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Hang in there, Brother!

I too am amazed that you're able to keep up on here. Maybe it's good therapy, even if it's just to keep the pain at bay momentarily.

Seems as if you are on a positive outlook schedule. You will be out of there in no time.

Middle of the night/early am pain really sucks. I had to get up at 1:37 central last night and take an extra pain pill. Maybe I'm having sympathetic pain for ya, LMAO!?!
USNGunner Offline
#234 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
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They do get you up and moving fast don't they? That is a good thing though.

Still sending happy thoughts T.

" Positive vibes Moriarity, positive vibes!"

BigGrin
teedubbya Offline
#235 Posted:
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Still a few issues but maybe out to hotel Saturday
delta1 Offline
#236 Posted:
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sorry you're still in a lot of pain, TW...........think whacking will help?
teedubbya Offline
#237 Posted:
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Well my hand is still numb and I feel like crying. So maybe.
teedubbya Offline
#238 Posted:
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Why must I be like that? Why must I chase that cat?
RMAN4443 Offline
#239 Posted:
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Sorry to hear about your medical issues TW....hoping nothing but the best for you....stay strong, you've got this beat
Abrignac Offline
#240 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Why must I be like that? Why must I chase that cat?


Cause the cats won’t rub on you on their own.
gummy jones Offline
#241 Posted:
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Doing some afternoon devotionals

Praying for you brother
teedubbya Offline
#242 Posted:
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Nothin but the dog in me
DrafterX Offline
#243 Posted:
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freak...Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#244 Posted:
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My wife said I fell asleep for about ten minutes and kept repeating we got to kee the lunars on the path.
DrafterX Offline
#245 Posted:
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True... true... Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#246 Posted:
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You weren't wrong
Sunoverbeach Offline
#247 Posted:
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If the lunatics can't stay on the path on their own, shouldn't we just let them wander off the cliff?
teedubbya Offline
#248 Posted:
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I guess the respiratory therapist who flipped out about the chair last night is well known for the issue and banned from several floors. He’s big in to role playing games. I checked. Nothing was inserted in me bum.
DrafterX Offline
#249 Posted:
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That's good info... Mellow


I'm starting to think Frank and I need to supervise your visit there... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#250 Posted:
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packed and ready
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