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Teedubya Update 1500
JadeRose Offline
#251 Posted:
Joined: 05-15-2008
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teedubbya wrote:
My wife said I fell asleep for about ten minutes and kept repeating we got to kee the lunars on the path.



Just keep their folded faces to the floor and we'll be fine
deadeyedick Offline
#252 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
That's good info... Mellow


I'm starting to think Frank and I need to supervise your visit there... Mellow


Ya could at least supervise those lunars and stuff.
teedubbya Offline
#253 Posted:
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Don’t wanna do a third walk this evening. Too tired gonna do it anyway
DrafterX Offline
#254 Posted:
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Throw a cartwheel in the walk.. they'll let you go sooner... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#255 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Don’t wanna do a third walk this evening. Too tired gonna do it anyway


Win the minute, Tim.
teedubbya Offline
#256 Posted:
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That would hurt so bad
DrafterX Offline
#257 Posted:
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Love ya man... wish i could take your pain.... i could at least drink it away.. Beer
teedubbya Offline
#258 Posted:
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Drink one for me. Live you too.


I just pulled the biggest booger I’ve ever seen. Like the size of an extra large egg. I’m sure it went down my throat and in to my lungs.
Whistlebritches Offline
#259 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
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DrafterX wrote:
Throw a cartwheel in the walk.. they'll let you go sooner... Mellow



Do it...…..I doubledog dare you
frankj1 Offline
#260 Posted:
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has anyone told the dogs what's going on?
8trackdisco Offline
#261 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Love ya man... wish i could take your pain.... i could at least drink it away.. Beer


He's just going through all of the pain he's caused us by posting all these years.
teedubbya Offline
#262 Posted:
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If loving you is wrong I do t want to be right
8trackdisco Offline
#263 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
If loving you is wrong I do t want to be right


Thay! Thop it! Grand, dramatic hand gesture. Like Drafter making believe he is saying No to a 4th slice of cheesecake.
JadeRose Offline
#264 Posted:
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I think we have a love connection!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#265 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I just pulled the biggest booger I’ve ever seen. Like the size of an extra large egg. I’m sure it went down my throat and in to my lungs.

Pics or it didn't happen
Abrignac Offline
#266 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
I think we have a love connection!


Better wait until TW regains some control. Otherwise, there will be a massive cleanup needed on aisle 5.
DrafterX Offline
#267 Posted:
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Nothing wrong with man on man love.... as long as it's not physical..... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#268 Posted:
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Uniondale 3/29/90 has some incredibly beautiful music on it. What an amazingly peaceful morning this has been.
USNGunner Offline
#269 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Uniondale 3/29/90 has some incredibly beautiful music on it. What an amazingly peaceful morning this has been.



Good deal. Get some rest buddy.
teedubbya Offline
#270 Posted:
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That part will come but I got lost for a couple hours.
teedubbya Offline
#271 Posted:
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Rereading some of this reminds me why I love this place. Y’all are great
Sunoverbeach Offline
#272 Posted:
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So now that you've been able to compare, is laughter really the best medicine, or is it morphine?
teedubbya Offline
#273 Posted:
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I’d say tossing one off with a numb hand and echo gel
Sunoverbeach Offline
#274 Posted:
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Well chit. I've been an unlicensed med practitioner since I was 12. Who knew?
teedubbya Offline
#275 Posted:
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Yo mamma knew. She just never told you.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#276 Posted:
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Several years back, the kid's shower time drastically increased. Exasperated wife goes, "what is he doing in there for 45 mins?!?" Told her I can tell her, but I don't think she really wants me to
teedubbya Offline
#277 Posted:
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Jk man I know moms are out of bounds and I miss mine. I just couldn’t resist a yo mama. Same with gorilla cookies.
teedubbya Offline
#278 Posted:
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My post with the jk was posted immediately after what I said. Weird delay.

I had to explain once to my mama how I knew I was allergic to latex. I simply froze.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#279 Posted:
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May cause swelling
JadeRose Offline
#280 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Jk man I know moms are out of bounds and I miss mine. I just couldn’t resist a yo mama. Same with gorilla cookies.





Nothing out of bounds there. He was the one tuggin his pud. Not his Momma. (I hope)
Sunoverbeach Offline
#281 Posted:
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Sweet lord, no. Parents wouldn't even talk about anything sex related. As far as I know, my sister and I were both by immaculate conception
8trackdisco Offline
#282 Posted:
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Timmy is sounding like we is getting back to abnormal.

TIMMY!
teedubbya Offline
#283 Posted:
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I am feeling a little better today.
Numismaniac Offline
#284 Posted:
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That's great to hear, sure seems like you are getting back to yourself, LMAO! Delayed reaction understandable, that too shall pass.
deadeyedick Offline
#285 Posted:
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Not normal, please not normal.
teedubbya Offline
#286 Posted:
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I just farted really loud and it hurt. A nurse opened the door to see if I was ok. Her nose turned up and she says “you need to poop”

It has been a couple days again
frankj1 Offline
#287 Posted:
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I guess it's good that you keep us in the poop loop
teedubbya Offline
#288 Posted:
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Was so optimistic and looking forward to walking. Now I’m tired as ****. Brick wall
USNGunner Offline
#289 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I guess it's good that you keep us in the poop loop


First thing every morning lately. Grab my coffee, run in here. "Did Teedub poop!" It's the "best part of waking up" now! BigGrin
frankj1 Offline
#290 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
First thing every morning lately. Grab my coffee, run in here. "Did Teedub poop!" It's the "best part of waking up" now! BigGrin

simply great!
teedubbya Offline
#291 Posted:
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The eagle has NOT landed
madspackler Offline
#292 Posted:
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TDub - hang in there - baby steps forward.

Good to hear you are making progress. You will be out of there before you know it.

If you are laughing, your healing
teedubbya Offline
#293 Posted:
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Looks like discharge to hotel tomorrow. Op visit Monday and fly home Tuesday or Wednesday.

I need to get some stamina.
DrafterX Offline
#294 Posted:
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Does anyone around there deliver..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#295 Posted:
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That at the other hospital. These are mostly cardio cases.
tonygraz Offline
#296 Posted:
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I heard that Drafter bribed the surgeon to install the clapper on your light switch. Have someone clap so you can check it out
teedubbya Offline
#297 Posted:
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That freak.
DrafterX Offline
#298 Posted:
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Applause
teedubbya Offline
#299 Posted:
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Freaks
teedubbya Offline
#300 Posted:
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Gots me flights scheduled for Tuesday. Dreading that.
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