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danmdevries Offline
#301 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 3:51 PM EST
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Wear your ted hose
delta1 Offline
#302 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:15 PM EST
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discharge to hotel................is that euphemism for taking a massive dump?
teedubbya Offline
#303 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:25 PM EST
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To the windows to the walls to the sweat that’s on my ballz
teedubbya Offline
#304 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:26 PM EST
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Affirmative dan
USNGunner Offline
#305 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:34 PM EST
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Yeah, he's feeling better. LOL

TMI teedub, TMK! LOL
delta1 Offline
#306 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:40 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
To the windows to the walls to the sweat that’s on my ballz


that is clearly a euphemism for "I just whacked off"
ZRX1200 Offline
#307 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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Color me aroused
teedubbya Offline
#308 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 4:50 PM EST
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Have to fly first class due to late seats.
danmdevries Offline
#309 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 5:38 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Have to fly first class due to late seats.


Bummer.
danmdevries Offline
#310 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 5:42 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
that is clearly a euphemism for "I just whacked off"


So about a month ago, had a demented 80 something year old guy post open heart and for the most part things were fine. Except for the whole dementia part. Dude didn't even know who he was.

He was quiet for a few hours and then suddenly the monitor alarms that his heartrate is 150 and he's breathing 50x/min. Go running into his room, he's whacking it watching an infomercial at 3am.
USNGunner Offline
#311 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 5:43 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
So about a month ago, had a demented 80 something year old guy post open heart and for the most part things were fine. Except for the whole dementia part. Dude didn't even know who he was.

He was quiet for a few hours and then suddenly the monitor alarms that his heartrate is 150 and he's breathing 50x/min. Go running into his room, he's whacking it watching an infomercial at 3am.



Life goals right there. Thanks for sharing. Crying
USNGunner Offline
#312 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 5:45 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
To the windows to the walls to the sweat that’s on my ballz



Full of crap
Whistlebritches Offline
#313 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:15 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Life goals right there. Thanks for sharing. Crying



If you can pull that schit off at 80 who **** ing cares if you can remember it...….You're a **** ing legend
DrafterX Offline
#314 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:21 PM EST
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I can see clearly now the rain is gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Oh, yes I can make it now the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is that rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

ThumpUp
Sunoverbeach Offline
#315 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:26 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
If you can pull that schit off at 80 who **** ing cares if you can remember it...….You're a **** ing legend

Pun intended?
USNGunner Offline
#316 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:35 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
If you can pull that schit off at 80 who **** ing cares if you can remember it...….You're a **** ing legend


True enough. This guy and Letterman. horse
izonfire Offline
#317 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 8:36 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
So about a month ago, had a demented 80 something year old guy post open heart and for the most part things were fine. Except for the whole dementia part. Dude didn't even know who he was.

He was quiet for a few hours and then suddenly the monitor alarms that his heartrate is 150 and he's breathing 50x/min. Go running into his room, he's whacking it watching an infomercial at 3am.

Huh................
I guess I've got dementia...
fishinguitarman Offline
#318 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 9:09 PM EST
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Wait! This was what TW did????

He must be doing a lot better!
fishinguitarman Offline
#319 Posted: Fri, Nov 22 2019, 9:12 PM EST
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Yet? Don’t SAY that!
8trackdisco Offline
#320 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 12:43 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Gots me flights scheduled for Tuesday. Dreading that.


Yeah, the TSA is no fun.
8trackdisco Offline
#321 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 12:46 AM EST
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delta1 wrote:
discharge to hotel................is that euphemism for taking a massive dump?


He's saving money. That is the only reason to stay at the Discharge Hotel. Huh
teedubbya Offline
#322 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:17 AM EST
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Just walked a lap without a walker. No way I’m buying one of those. It’s time to grind. On my way back up.

Have I mentioned this has been hard?
teedubbya Offline
#323 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:31 AM EST
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I’m feeling sort of bad ass. 😎
USNGunner Offline
#324 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:47 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m feeling sort of bad ass. 😎


Dude, you got this. Rock the house! Boo hoo!
teedubbya Offline
#325 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 4:58 AM EST
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Back to exhausted. It’s a glimpse though
8trackdisco Offline
#326 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 7:22 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m feeling sort of bad ass. 😎


Thoughts of a chrome & black Walker got you feeling all bad ass?
8trackdisco Offline
#327 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 7:24 AM EST
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ThumpUp
teedubbya wrote:
Back to exhausted. It’s a glimpse though
tonygraz Offline
#328 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 8:15 AM EST
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I have a walker that I keep for the days when my back goes out. Thought I might need it this morning, but the pain jabs subsided. They look better with flames on the sides and red golf balls.
RMAN4443 Offline
#329 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 8:35 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
I have a walker that I keep for the days when my back goes out. Thought I might need it this morning, but the pain jabs subsided. They look better with flames on the sides and red golf balls.

don't forget the chrome fishtail exhaust pipes...ThumpUp
teedubbya Offline
#330 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 8:37 AM EST
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I just wish my exhaust pipe would poo again. It’s been over 3 days
RMAN4443 Offline
#331 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 9:05 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I just wish my exhaust pipe would poo again. It’s been over 3 days

When I had my knee replaced, I didn't poop for about 5 days, and when I finally did, after much effort, I managed to shoot out a couple of BBs, and then no further output for about 3 days....and then we were back in business.
You'll get there, and just think of the stories you'll be able to tell...Applause
Sunoverbeach Offline
#332 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 9:26 AM EST
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Hang in there T. I's an undeniable rule of life. Eventually, chit happens.
teedubbya Offline
#333 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:01 AM EST
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The eagle has landed. Repeat. The eagle has landed. It was a loud high volume unholy ferocious eagle. But it’s landed.
RMAN4443 Offline
#334 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:12 AM EST
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Applause
Sunoverbeach Offline
#335 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 10:12 AM EST
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Full of crap
gummy jones Offline
#336 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 11:03 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The eagle has landed. Repeat. The eagle has landed. It was a loud high volume unholy ferocious eagle. But it’s landed.


graceful in flight im sure
teedubbya Offline
#337 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 11:41 AM EST
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Imma gonna get out today. So tired so beat up but maybe I’ll actually sleep at the hotel.

Day of watching nfl tomorrow, docs visits Monday ther fly home Tuesday.
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#338 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 11:55 AM EST
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Nice!
danmdevries Offline
#339 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 12:07 PM EST
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Woohoo!

DrafterX Offline
#340 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 12:14 PM EST
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Tell the nurse you need another sponge bath before you go...Mellow
Whistlebritches Offline
#341 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 12:57 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The eagle has landed. Repeat. The eagle has landed. It was a loud high volume unholy ferocious eagle. But it’s landed.



I knew you could do it
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#342 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:01 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
The eagle has landed. Repeat. The eagle has landed. It was a loud high volume unholy ferocious eagle. But it’s landed.


Maybe you should take a picture and send it to Hustler's Turd of the Month contest. See if you can win this time without cheating.
delta1 Offline
#343 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:28 PM EST
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almost back to normal...
frankj1 Offline
#344 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 1:34 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Imma gonna get out today. So tired so beat up but maybe I’ll actually sleep at the hotel.

Day of watching nfl tomorrow, docs visits Monday ther fly home Tuesday.

better hang the Do Not Disturb sign
teedubbya Offline
#345 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 2:52 PM EST
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Still in hospital but showered and in home pajamas. Not my normal boxers but pajama pants from Costco and a huk fishing shirt. I’m almost human again. No more tubes, exterior stitches etc.

The m too exhausted to be excited.
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#346 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 2:57 PM EST
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Glad to learn you are progressing! When do they anticipate discharging you?
teedubbya Offline
#347 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 3:01 PM EST
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In a few minutes.
rfenst Offline
#348 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 3:05 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
In a few minutes.

Seriously?
teedubbya Offline
#349 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 3:07 PM EST
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Yes. The nurse and the paperwork are on the way right now. Then transport to the hotel which is on campus.

I need sleep
teedubbya Offline
#350 Posted: Sat, Nov 23 2019, 3:08 PM EST
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Correction. She’s here.
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