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Jespear Strikes Again, Extends FOG War
delta1 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
jespear wrote:
(In my very best Gomer Pyle voice . . .)

Sur-PRISE, Sur-PRISE, SUR-prise !


this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob...

I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up.

There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ...

I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years... he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents...he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year...neither of us engaged in this year's Secret Santa festivities so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses...

Goodies:

3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them
box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes
box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets


Swag:

"ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI
Ecin Elite triple flame lighter

Cigars:

OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!)
CAO Amazon Basin
CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda
CAO Amazon Basin Corda
10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while
3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke
3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet
Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto


wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU!

ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...
USNGunner Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Nice. Very nice.

TastyKakes! drrooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!

(We need a homer simpson smiley!)
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,477
jespear Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2004
Posts: 9,462
delta1 wrote:
this is what Jespear posted in another thread yesterday, where I announced a surprise attack by Slo-mo, the not so slow noob...

I am picturing the old Gomer Gramps saying those three words, then chuckling to himself, rubbing his hands together and feeling a sense of contentment and pride as he typed those words, knowing the imminent destruction that was en route...an obliteration that he set in motion. That Philly Grandpa is dangerous and should be locked up.

There was a big box sitting on the office desk this morning. My wife said it arrived last night....hmmmm.....from my buddy Jespear ...

I don't remember how this war started, but this is a serial attack...one of several over the years...
And up until last Christmas WE WERE EVEN !
Then THIS . . . http://www.cigarbid.com/...Santa-lives-at-MY-house-



he tried to justify it by putting a "Secret Santa" Christmas card in with the contents...he alleged that this was in response to a supposed Secret Santa package I sent him last year...
A SUPPOSED Secret Santa package? SUPPOSED? See above link !

neither of us engaged in this year's (or LAST year's) Secret Santa festivities
And yet, last year, you sent one to me anyway. (see above link)
This just evens the score.




so dementia has obviously overtaken Gramps, which doubles the danger he poses...

Goodies:

3 Philly Pretzel Factory pretzels...wife grabbed them
Actually 6 pretzels, Al. (3 packs of two) You say I have dementia, yet YOU can't do basic multiplication. d'oh!
box of TastyKake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes
box of TastyKake Spice Kake Krimpets


Swag:

"ILUVCGRS" license plate by CI
Ecin Elite triple flame lighter

Cigars:

OpusX Perfection A (in all it's 9.25" glory...Frankie Tripod can relate!!!)
CAO Amazon Basin
CAO Amazon Basin Anaconda
CAO Amazon Basin Corda
10 Latitude Zero torpedo, haven't seen these in a while (yeah, they have a few years on them)
3 La Flor Dominica Coronado, fave breakfast smoke (a few more years on these)
3 La Perla Habano Black Pearl Morado...saweet (and even a few MORE on these)
Padilla Miami Edicion Limitada 2010 ... thick perfecto
(This was Ernesto's 1st Miami release after he parted ways with Pepin. About 10 years of age on this one.)


wow...humbling hit, Jespear..................THANK YOU!
Awwww, c'mon brother . . . You KNOW you are VERY welcome!
Enjoy !


Palama Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
FOFV! fog

(...that’s “Fog on Fog Violence” for you nOObs...Sick )

Very, very nice JOHN! Applause
CelticBomber Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
That's a great ideo for the secret santa! Tasty cakes and a stop at the pretzel factory for some fresh out of the oven and then overnight them! Thanks John! Amazing hit too! Couldn't have happened to a more deserving yet slippery FOG. Every time I was gonna hit him he managed to talk me out of it. It's those puppy dog eyes of his.... can make you do just about anything;-)
delta1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
ZRX1200 wrote:
Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...


not a solomon, Z...it's a chubby 6x60 perfecto, uniformly thick in the middle 3.5 - 4 inches, with a tapered head that has a pointed tip and a tapered foot that is flat cut.

here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NvrKkMVUE
USNGunner Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
delta1 wrote:
here's a you tube review, from 2013, that shows what the cigar looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20NvrKkMVUE


Damned if that clown couldn't put me right off cigar smoking! RollEyes
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,588
Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of
Palama Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,463
ZRX1200 wrote:
Is the Padilla a Solomon?

Those were delicious and short lived...


Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”? Think
izonfire Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
Palama wrote:
Shouldn’t he be addressed as “King Solomon”? Think

"Shlomo" to the chosen...
USNGunner Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Very nice unofficial Santa work. I foresee years of fun ahead. I don't know that delta recognizes this "even" you speak of


Yeah. No, he doesn't. Dropped a bomb in my lap today over a handful of cigar bands. Brutal I tell ya, brutal!
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
izonfire wrote:
"Shlomo" to the chosen...

were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school?
USNGunner Offline
#15 Posted:
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Posts: 4,402
frankj1 wrote:
were you that weird kid in the back of the classroom in Hebrew school?


LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
USNGunner wrote:
LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. d'oh!

we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes.
USNGunner Offline
#17 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
we all had one. That's why we wear yarmulkes.


I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 8,642
USNGunner wrote:
LOL. Yep. The really tall kid with lump on his head. d'oh!

USNGunner wrote:
I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.

Get back in your burqa Gunner and STFU!
frankj1 Offline
#19 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
USNGunner wrote:
I thought Rich had got hit with a slingshot or something like that. Dunno, heard a rumor.

love dem Prequel stories
USNGunner Offline
#20 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
love dem Prequel stories



LOL. whip
clintCigar Offline
#21 Posted:
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Posts: 4,682
Uh huh huh huh, he said chubby
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