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gunner1980 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 11:06 AM EST
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So I won my first bid and I have it setup to process every Tuesday does that mean I will be charged Tuesday? I see my won bid but don’t see it in orders or anything and haven’t been charged yet.

Thanks,

G
gummy jones Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 11:18 AM EST
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Now never lose again
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 11:30 AM EST
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On Tue, this and any other lots you win by then will be combined into an order, charged, and shipped.

Now, consider a handle change. Too many gunners will only confuse me
Tittums Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 11:35 AM EST
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gunner1980 wrote:
So I won my first bid and I have it setup to process every Tuesday does that mean I will be charged Tuesday? I see my won bid but don’t see it in orders or anything and haven’t been charged yet.

Thanks,

G


It will charge and process/ship on Tuesday. Depending on where you live it might get there by Friday. I usually pay an extra couple of bucks to upgrade it on ups to arrive a day or two early since it will complete the delivery instead of handing off to the post office for completion.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 11:47 AM EST
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I upgrade to UPS to hold at a facility and I can disguise incoming volume from Mrs. Beach
USNGunner Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 12:51 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
On Tue, this and any other lots you win by then will be combined into an order, charged, and shipped.

Now, consider a handle change. Too many gunners will only confuse me



Hell, it will confuse me too.
clintCigar Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 2:05 PM EST
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If you are a Platinum member you will get free shipping and cigars with every order.
ZRX1200 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 3:19 PM EST
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My packages arrive “overnight priority” at no charge but......

Well, I’m protected.
gunner1980 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 3:56 PM EST
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Awesome thx guys!
gunner1980 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 3:56 PM EST
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Awesome thx guys!
Pudding Mittens Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 5:19 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I upgrade to UPS to hold at a facility and I can disguise incoming volume from Mrs. Beach

You see the news today? It was a new UPS driver's very first day on the job and some crazed criminal hijacked his UPS truck with him still in it and led the cops on a highway chase culminating in an apparent shootout between cops and the criminal during the course of which the criminal, a bystander, and the UPS driver were killed.

Doesn't get any worse than that for a first day on the job!
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USNGunner Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 6:12 PM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
You see the news today? It was a new UPS driver's very first day on the job and some crazed criminal hijacked his UPS truck with him still in it and led the cops on a highway chase culminating in an apparent shootout between cops and the criminal during the course of which the criminal, a bystander, and the UPS driver were killed.

Doesn't get any worse than that for a first day on the job!
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Holy shiite! Where was this at?
izonfire Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 9:03 PM EST
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gunner1980 wrote:
So I won my first bid and I have it setup to process every Tuesday does that mean I will be charged Tuesday? I see my won bid but don’t see it in orders or anything and haven’t been charged yet.


Send me some decent smokes and I'll see to it that you won't get charged...
USNGunner Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 9:07 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Send me some decent smokes and I'll see to it that you won't get charged...


Wait! What!? Rich!? With a mooch!

IZONFIRE IS LOW! FIRE MISSION IMMEDIATE ACTION! LAUNCH THE IRF! SCRAMBLE THE FIGHTERS!
Cheno Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 9:10 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Wait! What!? Rich!? With a mooch!

IZONFIRE IS LOW! FIRE MISSION IMMEDIATE ACTION! LAUNCH THE IRF! SCRAMBLE THE FIGHTERS!


Message received
izonfire Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 9:49 PM EST
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Shutchyer stinkin holes fellers!!!

Besides, I'm out the house and on the road.
Gonna be a while before I'm settled permanently...
Cheno Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 9:56 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Shutchyer stinkin holes fellers!!!

Besides, I'm out the house and on the road.
Gonna be a while before I'm settled permanently...


Well I'm picking up Yaro in the pib (just need his address) and then you are up. Mooch!
izonfire Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 10:16 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
Well I'm picking up Yaro in the pib (just need his address) and then you are up. Mooch!


No current address.
You'll need more than a Gunner to hit this moving target...
izonfire wrote:
Shutchyer stinkin holes fellers!!!

Besides, I'm out the house and on the road.
Gonna be a while before I'm settled permanently...

USNGunner Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 10:19 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
No current address.
You'll need more than a Gunner to hit this moving target...


You got the house sold? Sweet!
USNGunner Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Dec 6 2019, 10:20 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
You'll need more than a Gunner to hit this moving target...


We have systems for that.

"Get Jones in here! STAT!"
tonygraz Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 4:58 AM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Holy shiite! Where was this at?


Miami area.
USNGunner Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 10:50 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Miami area.


Terrible incident. Saw the news after the post.
Pudding Mittens Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 1:37 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
izonfire wrote:
You'll need more than a Gunner to hit this moving target...

We have systems for that.

"R2-D2", the Phalanx CWIS? Herfing
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USNGunner Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 5:32 PM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
"R2-D2", the Phalanx CWIS? Herfing
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Yep. The software was updated to engage surface targets as well. BigGrin
Pudding Mittens Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 6:07 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Yep. The software was updated to engage surface targets as well. BigGrin

Surface targets too? Bwahaha. Okay, try not to laugh when you read this. I tried not to laugh when I thought it up, but I failed:

Load that sucker with 20mm RUBBER bullets and use it at protests for crowd control!

"What do we want? JUSTICE! When do we wan..."

(whirrr) BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Protest over in 2 seconds. Local hospital treats 250 protesters for severe bruising. Thanks to the Block II "head and genital avoidance" targeting software upgrade, there were no permanent injuries or fatalities. Herfing

Oh crap, I just gave the Chinese government a new idea. Ack!
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USNGunner Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 6:25 PM EST
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EPIC!
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 7:57 PM EST
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Pudding Mittens wrote:
Surface targets too? Bwahaha. Okay, try not to laugh when you read this. I tried not to laugh when I thought it up, but I failed:

Load that sucker with 20mm RUBBER bullets and use it at protests for crowd control!

"What do we want? JUSTICE! When do we wan..."

(whirrr) BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!

Protest over in 2 seconds. Local hospital treats 250 protesters for severe bruising. Thanks to the Block II "head and genital avoidance" targeting software upgrade, there were no permanent injuries or fatalities. Herfing

Oh crap, I just gave the Chinese government a new idea. Ack!
.

it really would all just run smoother with one party and no legal dissent.
It's why we admire Putin and Fatty Fat Un and ask for tips.
izonfire Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 11:26 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
it really would all just run smoother with one party and no legal dissent.
It's why we admire Putin and Fatty Fat Un and ask for tips.

REALLY???
Jew a Nazi??????????????
frankj1 Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 11:41 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
REALLY???
Jew a Nazi??????????????

nah.
just trying to make it easier for The Do...oh, chit. wrong forum.
izonfire Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Dec 7 2019, 11:58 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
nah.
just trying to make it easier for The Do...oh, chit. wrong forum.

I know Frank - you just bein' devil's advocate.
I fully support you. Just in a "hands off" kinda way...
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