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Tamales On My Mind 500
corey sellers Offline
#151 Posted:
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Morning gents 79° here today
fishinguitarman Offline
#152 Posted:
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71 and rain

Morning my friends
danmdevries Offline
#153 Posted:
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Last night kicked my azz and broke my back.

600 pounder.

Back tonight to do it again if they live through the day.
fishinguitarman Offline
#154 Posted:
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What????
fishinguitarman Offline
#155 Posted:
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A Patient?
danmdevries Offline
#156 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
A Patient?


One human.

Collected an excessive amount of mass.

Our heaviest lifting machine is rated for 550, leaving us forced to use manpower to move them. Only had 5 people working last night, so yeah... I'm hurting.

The new beds are rated for 650, but it really struggled to move when I operated the controls. Our old beds were 500lb cap, and we'd have to call out a bed rental company to get us a specialty bed which is charged to the hospital, not the patient. So the hospital bought heavier duty beds.

Cant do any special diagnostics with CT or MRI or nuc med cause they won't fit or the tables won't handle the weight.

We've used Brookfield zoo in the past for critical scans on these supermassive humans, but this one's too critical to ship.

Still not my heaviest. Had an 875 pounder in 2010. That one came in on a literal forklift.
KingoftheCove Offline
#157 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
One human.

Collected an excessive amount of mass.

Our heaviest lifting machine is rated for 550, leaving us forced to use manpower to move them. Only had 5 people working last night, so yeah... I'm hurting.

The new beds are rated for 650, but it really struggled to move when I operated the controls. Our old beds were 500lb cap, and we'd have to call out a bed rental company to get us a specialty bed which is charged to the hospital, not the patient. So the hospital bought heavier duty beds.

Cant do any special diagnostics with CT or MRI or nuc med cause they won't fit or the tables won't handle the weight.

We've used Brookfield zoo in the past for critical scans on these supermassive humans, but this one's too critical to ship.

Still not my heaviest. Had an 875 pounder in 2010. That one came in on a literal forklift.

Holeee chit....
I’m constantly amazed at how 600+lb people even stay alive.
danmdevries Offline
#158 Posted:
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One of the guns at the gunshow I was really fond of was the Glock 48. I told my brother in law if I find one for 450 I'll buy. Found one at 450 but I walked.

Kept kicking myself on the drive home though for not buying it. With tax it would've been 483.75 out the door. I walked on it despite it being the cheapest at the show, because Glocks are always available on the used market. I'm not a Glock guy, but they do make good reliable guns and I really liked the way it felt in my hand.

Got home and posted a WTB ad on the Indiana gun forum. Got a reply in a few hours, someone about an hour away has one to sell me for $400. Couldn't respond cause his inbox was full. Kept trying and today he cleared it and I told him I'll take it.



Ram27 Offline
#159 Posted:
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Hi.

Agree KOC, YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!
victor809 Offline
#160 Posted:
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Poor drafter... hope he gets better soon
DrafterX Offline
#161 Posted:
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Cool Dudes..
Ram27 Offline
#162 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Poor drafter... hope he gets better soon





Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
danmdevries Offline
#163 Posted:
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Holeee chit....
I’m constantly amazed at how 600+lb people even stay alive.


I'm amazed that some of them can walk.

It's been my experience that once they are no longer able to walk, they die.

They're constantly toeing the line between life and death, and the slightest insult can push em over the edge. Influenza takes out a lot of them. But once they quit walking, they get blood clots n stuff. Goes pretty quickly downhill.
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#164 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all
teedubbya Offline
#165 Posted:
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Mornin
victor809 Offline
#166 Posted:
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how ya been feeling TW?
DrafterX Offline
#167 Posted:
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I heard he's feeling banned... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#168 Posted:
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Doin ok
victor809 Offline
#169 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard he's feeling banned... Mellow


Poor banned TW
fishinguitarman Offline
#170 Posted:
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🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
opelmanta1900 Offline
#171 Posted:
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That's some positive **** to start the day right there, danm...
teedubbya Offline
#172 Posted:
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I said I was doing ok Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#173 Posted:
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Well, we don't have to get snippy Mr... Not talking
victor809 Offline
#174 Posted:
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Someone should get TW freed
opelmanta1900 Offline
#175 Posted:
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Little things I should have said and done, I just never took the time... But your tamale's on my mind... Your tamale's on my mind...
fishinguitarman Offline
#176 Posted:
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WILLIE! How ya doin!
Ram27 Offline
#177 Posted:
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Slackers 👀
USNGunner Offline
#178 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
Slackers 👀


I just had birria tamales at my favorite Mexican restaurant. They're digesting. Along with the margarita's. Beer
frankj1 Offline
#179 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
Slackers 👀

maybe it's like the "sick period" for Cuban cigars.
was there an adjustment when you assumed the mantle, Boss?
Who was the 500 authority prior to the Ram Administration?
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#180 Posted:
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I claim work woes. Doesn't make for ample forum stalking time
frankj1 Offline
#181 Posted:
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Brown shoes don't make it
Brown shoes don't make it
Quit school, why fake it?
Brown shoes don't make it

TV dinner by the pool
Watch your brother grow a beard
Got another year of school
You're okay, he's too weird

Be a plumber he's a bummer
He's a bummer every summer
Be a loyal plastic robot
For a world that doesn't care

Smile at every ugly
Shine on your shoes and cut your hair

Be a jerk and go to work
Be a jerk and go to work
Be a jerk and go to work
Be a jerk and go to work

Do your job and do it right
Life's a ball! TV tonight
Do you love it? Do you hate it?
There it is, the way you made it, wow
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#182 Posted:
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Zappatos marrón
USNGunner Offline
#183 Posted:
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And absolutely free.
8trackdisco Offline
#184 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
maybe it's like the "sick period" for Cuban cigars.
was there an adjustment when you assumed the mantle, Boss?
Who was the 500 authority prior to the Ram Administration?


There was no control. Chaos reigned. Mass asshattery of the highest order and even..... shenanigans.
frankj1 Offline
#185 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
There was no control. Chaos reigned. Mass asshattery of the highest order and even..... shenanigans.

that explains the bat...thanks.
victor809 Offline
#186 Posted:
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Good times...
danmdevries Offline
#187 Posted:
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HHD Ram n dudes.

Finally some freedom from work.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#188 Posted:
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Fat guy died?
rfenst Offline
#189 Posted:
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Hello.
8trackdisco Offline
#190 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
HHD Ram n dudes.

Finally some freedom from work.


Might get freed from work altogether soon. New brass just set goals which are simply unattainable for my squad and me. The word isn’t official, but it comes from a well trusted canary who has a track record of getting a sniff of the poisonous gas and able to escape the cave to chirp about it.

Will have to figure something out.
Ram27 Offline
#191 Posted:
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Thanks 8, indeed frank needed to take control ram27bat




HHHD peeps.
Ram27 Offline
#192 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Might get freed from work altogether soon. New brass just set goals which are simply unattainable for my squad and me. The word isn’t official, but it comes from a well trusted canary who has a track record of getting a sniff of the poisonous gas and able to escape the cave to chirp about it.

Will have to figure something out.




Hope the canary is wrong 8.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#193 Posted:
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^^ ditto this.

Overslept by 2hrs. Off to a fabulous start
teedubbya Offline
#194 Posted:
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Yup. Hope the bird is wrong 8.
fishinguitarman Offline
#195 Posted:
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Hey pookie😘
DrafterX Offline
#196 Posted:
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Cool Dudes....
Numismaniac Offline
#197 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
I'm amazed that some of them can walk.

It's been my experience that once they are no longer able to walk, they die.

They're constantly toeing the line between life and death, and the slightest insult can push em over the edge. Influenza takes out a lot of them. But once they quit walking, they get blood clots n stuff. Goes pretty quickly downhill.



Drafter BigGrin


Morning all!! Damn little Chihuahuas had me up EARLY this AM! Started crawling around on me like a couple of ants at 3:50 AM!!!! Wife's the Nurse Educator and had to go in at 5 AM the last couple of mornings for the yearly "Skills Fair" that her group of clinics is required to complete. SO, they thought it was time to get fed a half scoop of food.

Hey Dan, I can understand about the terribly obese folks, BUT, how's your experience with someone who's MAYBE 10-20 lbs overweight, at least back then, maybe even less than that, who survives two rounds of bilateral PE, each episode around a year apart. I was busy for 10-12 hours/day, but working, some walking, mostly seated, flying at least a couple of times/month. No clotting factor/disorders, etc. I was taken off Coumadin after around 6 months after the first episode. I'm talking 6 days in the hospital and both lungs basically "blacked out" on the scan! Talk about pain and I was already on a constant dose of pain meds from the host of issues dealing with Deg. Disc disease, Spinal Stenosis, bad arthritis, etc. I can block out pain for the most part, but when you have a wife that's a RN, she wants you pain free and fixed. That, combined with her pushing me, as well as the "hack" that did the fusion, to have a cervical Titanium replacement in December of '11. That's how I can always remember when I started here, I was dosed out on some crazy muscle relaxer for around a month and was trolling the internet about cigars and found this place, LMAOOOOOOH!

A few doctors, Vanderbilt, and a local Neurosurgeon that graduated from Vanderbilt later, I finally got the truth! My wife is quite careful with wording and a proper Neurosurgeon explained that he would've NEVER performed the surgery on me, 'cause I only have a 15% chance of a GOOD outcome. I've had other doctors that told me I should sue the original Surgeon, but he left the State just a few years later. I have had a muscle spasm from that fusion since I "came to" after surgery! AT six months after surgery, Vanderbilt did a scan and the screws were still loose in the Titanium replacement, hence, why I always laugh and say I always knew I had a loose screw in my head, well maybe neck, but all the same. It took a year for that sucker to finally heal and "set"!!

Next round of blood clots, I caught myself, based on the prior pain. My regular Dr. finally explained about the pain. Sort of like letting a rubber band stay on your finger too long and cutting off the blood flow! Felt like I was being scraped with sandpaper in my upper lung lobes and diaphragm. I just thought I had pleurisy or something and the Cpap may have kept me alive that last night. I drove the almost 10 miles and went into a "walk-in" clinic and am now the reason that there's a red sign that says IF, you have severe chest pains, etc. GO TO the ER, LOL. The Dr there nailed it, wouldn't let me drive to the ER just a few miles away and I told him my wife was just across the bypass, a RN and could drive me. He said "She can't do CPR while she's driving!" Then put a nurse on each side of the door to that exam room, and called the Ambulance. Also, everyone is just surprised that I can tell if I'm out of the therapeutic range, especially if it gets around 4-5.0



Every doctor since says I'm a walking miracle! Especially the one that finally convinced me to stop my last official job, which I DID NOT want to quit, I was making STUPID money, but when he asked if I wanted to die in a hotel room, I said, "Why, HELL NO!" Been on damn SSDI since, that was almost ten years ago, maybe longer, GRRRRRR. All over two doses of blood clots that should've killed me and evidently almost always does kill the normal person, so I already know I'm a walking miracle, BUT, what's your experience with the longevity of having to live on a cornucopia of drugs?!?!?! I hate taking all this crap! But, I can't find any natural, healthy foods, lifestyle, etc. that will get me off this mess!!!!
victor809 Offline
#198 Posted:
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Should prolly kill the canary before it gets away this time. ....as good luck or something
DrafterX Offline
#199 Posted:
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It's been done befo.. Mellow
danmdevries Offline
#200 Posted:
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No natural remedy is gonna fix predisposition to dvt/pe.

Some folks get the short end of the stick.
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