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Tamales On My Mind 500
SmokeMonkey Offline
#201 Posted:
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Good morning, y’all

Good luck, 8, whether the canary is right or wrong
corey sellers Offline
#202 Posted:
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Morning gents

8 you might want to put that canary in a cage and keep it close.

Good luck
teedubbya Offline
#203 Posted:
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Some folks just have a short stick Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#204 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
Some folks get the short end of the stick.


My wife never stops complaining about it either. Not talking
DrafterX Offline
#205 Posted:
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Your wife complains about TW's short stick..?? Huh
opelmanta1900 Offline
#206 Posted:
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maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have... If I made you feel second best, girl, I'm sorry I was blind... your tamale's on my mind... your tamale's on my mind...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#207 Posted:
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I wouldn't mind seeing this 500 get fast-tracked... kinda sick of having that song stuck in my head...
MACS Offline
#208 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
There was no control. Chaos reigned. Mass asshattery of the highest order and even..... shenanigans.


Ram's administration created the 500.

8track, I hope it all works out for you brotherman. I'm sure you'll be alright either way. You are a resourceful mofo.
MACS Offline
#209 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I wouldn't mind seeing this 500 get fast-tracked... kinda sick of having that song stuck in my head...


Pffft... you got damn near 300 posts to go. Might hafta have Frank and Drafter talk the owner into just changing the title.
dstieger Offline
#210 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I wouldn't mind seeing this 500 get fast-tracked... kinda sick of having that song stuck in my head...


I've always enjoyed music and movie references...but I guess I'm getting old. I didn't get Meatloaf from the previous one, I got Maria Muldaur. And I didn't get any music from this one. So, for the fork of it, I rabbit holed my way into this....it is...uh...ok.....so, yeah - I am getting old


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxlJLz9M8hQ

hope this wasn't what was on Damn's mind....I much prefer the Robert Johnson answer
opelmanta1900 Offline
#211 Posted:
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I wouldn't listen to a Tyler the creator song with a French whores eyeballs... er somethin like that...
RMAN4443 Offline
#212 Posted:
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The Clapton version of Red Hot....=d>


https://youtu.be/WvCcnRSPTj4?t=100
Numismaniac Offline
#213 Posted:
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danmdevries wrote:
No natural remedy is gonna fix predisposition to dvt/pe.

Some folks get the short end of the stick.


Thanks, Brother.
I'm not worried about the stick, just glad that I survived.

teedubbya Offline
#214 Posted:
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Actually I think RAM didn’t even like the first 500s if I remember right.
DrafterX Offline
#215 Posted:
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Bloody hated that the wimmens liked to frequent the 500s... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#216 Posted:
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This year's inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame were revealed Wednesday.... Depeche Mode, The Doobie Brothers, Whitney Houston, Nine Inch Nails, The Notorious B.I.G. and T-Rex


sigh
DrafterX Offline
#217 Posted:
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Who needs tv... Mellow
dstieger Offline
#218 Posted:
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Not this year's inductees to the Rock HoF:
Alice In Chains, The B-52's, Bad Company, Beck, Black Flag, BOC, Brian Eno, Carole King, Duran Duran, ELP, Faith No More, Fugazi, Go-Go's, Guess Who, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Jethro Tul, Joy Division, Judas Priest, King Crimson, Love, Megadeth, The Monkees, MΓΆtley CrΓΌe, MotΓΆrhead, New Order, Nick Cave, Offspring, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Rage Against the Machine, The Replacements,Rufus with Chaka Khan, The Runaways, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, The Spinners, Steppenwolf, STP, Television, Thin Lizzy, 3 Dog Night, Tool, Toots and the Maytals, War, Warren Zevon, Weezer, Wailers, Mothers of Invention, Wings
MACS Offline
#219 Posted:
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Depeche mode and Whitney Houston are in and Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are not.

Let that tell you all you need to know about the "rock and roll" hall of fraud... I mean fame.
teedubbya Offline
#220 Posted:
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Pat Benatar not in.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#221 Posted:
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dstieger wrote:
Not this year's inductees to the Rock HoF:
Alice In Chains, The B-52's, Bad Company, Beck, Black Flag, BOC, Brian Eno, Carole King, Duran Duran, ELP, Faith No More, Fugazi, Go-Go's, Guess Who, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Jethro Tul, Joy Division, Judas Priest, King Crimson, Love, Megadeth, The Monkees, Mötley Crüe, Motörhead, New Order, Nick Cave, Offspring, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Rage Against the Machine, The Replacements,Rufus with Chaka Khan, The Runaways, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, The Spinners, Steppenwolf, STO, Television, Thin Lizzy, 3 Dog Night, Tool, Toots and the Maytals, War, Warren Zevon, Weezer, Wailers, Mothers of Invention, Wings




DAMN...I feel really old now.
dstieger Offline
#222 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Pat Benatar not in.

That's one I almost culled from the list I stole. Maybe because of my age or experience, I'm naively biased, I feel that she managed to actually be more important musically than most other female rockers from that 'era'. Sure, she was popular, but Heat of the Night and Crimes of Passion were more than just pop anthems....or maybe it was just the drugs
teedubbya Offline
#223 Posted:
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Hit me with your best shot’s video - no bra
USNGunner Offline
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MACS wrote:
Depeche mode and Whitney Houston are in and Iron Maiden and Judas Priest are not.

Let that tell you all you need to know about the "rock and roll" hall of fraud... I mean fame.



How could you miss "The Monkees"? Holy shiite!

Seriously? No, just no. Brick wall
opelmanta1900 Offline
#225 Posted:
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They were a big influence on The Beatles...
USNGunner Offline
#226 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
They were a big influence on The Beatles...


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Frying pan
dstieger Offline
#227 Posted:
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Most days I would rather listen to the Monkees than to the Beatles
MACS Offline
#228 Posted:
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USNGunner wrote:
How could you miss "The Monkees"? Holy shiite!

Seriously? No, just no. Brick wall


I just picked the first 2 that caught my attention and I was like... WHAT? Wait... The Monkees are not in, and that's as it should be.

dstieger wrote:
Most days I would rather listen to the Monkees than to the Beatles


Amen, Dave.
DrafterX Offline
#229 Posted:
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I heard one of them Monkees Dudes posts here... Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#230 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I just picked the first 2 that caught my attention and I was like... WHAT? Wait... The Monkees are not in, and that's as it should be.



Amen, Dave.


Crap. Wrong glasses and I completely misread that. Praise be.

Yeah, that would be a travesty.


danmdevries Offline
#231 Posted:
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No music involved in the making of this 500 title.

Just simply want tamales. Still do, I've had one tamale since the creation of this thread.

Got some errands to run, gonna stop by the Mexican carryout place and get some
Brewha Offline
#232 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard one of them Monkees Dudes posts here... Mellow

Ringo?
DrafterX Offline
#233 Posted:
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Drooper... Mellow
MACS Offline
#234 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Drooper... Mellow


Aww, quit monkeyin' around... Mellow
USNGunner Offline
#235 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
Drooper... Mellow


I was more of a Fleegle fan myself.

Ram27 Offline
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teedubbya wrote:
Actually I think RAM didn’t even like the first 500s if I remember right.







Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you




ram27bat
danmdevries Offline
#237 Posted:
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Tamale place was out of tamales...

Ordered a dozen to pickup tomorrow.

Stopped by 3Floyds and bought the wife her birthday present. Behemoth barleywine. It's a once a year release we've been enjoying together for 15 years. Every year I buy 4-6 bottles and then we age them, drinking one from each year, each year. Had a 2017 a couple nights ago and it was fantastic. Bought 5 bottles cause they keep raising the price every year and they're up to $17/bottle now.

While I was out I met up with a dude and bought a new gun. Glock 48. Can't wait to take it out in the woods tomorrow. First Glock I've bought that fits my hand. I appreciate the Glock design but have never liked them cause of how they fit. When they came out with the 43 my brother in law bought one and I really liked it but would rather have a fullsize/"compact" size with a full grip. The 48 does that.

Now I'm gonna need to pick up some OT...
SmokeMonkey Offline
#238 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
I heard one of them Monkees Dudes posts here... Mellow


I heard he took the last train to Clarksville....
Ram27 Offline
#239 Posted:
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8trackdisco Offline
#240 Posted:
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Thanks for the kind commentary and words of support.

No more information from the canary. I did get a flying monkey stop into my cube and ask Hey, why didn't any of your coaches apply for the open Team Leader jobs? Followed by What would the department look like if there weren't coaches?

My mostly deadpan answer (slightly higher pitch and a quiver in the voice).. Well, you wouldn't need a Team Leader for them. Is there something you are telling me?

Uh, no. I'm not saying that. Just thinking like an innovator.

(gulp)
teedubbya Offline
#241 Posted:
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I heard dank met up with a dude
danmdevries Offline
#242 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
I heard dank met up with a dude


Who's dank? Think
danmdevries Offline
#243 Posted:
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If you're talking about danm, yeah.

He opened his trunk and let me fondle his gun for a minute. Then I paid him and left.
frankj1 Offline
#244 Posted:
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never heard it called "opened his trunk" before, but he should have paid you.
danmdevries Offline
#245 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
never heard it called "opened his trunk" before, but he should have paid you.


I got what I came for.
8trackdisco Offline
#246 Posted:
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Rip it up, people.
DrafterX Offline
#247 Posted:
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Cool Dudes....
danmdevries Offline
#248 Posted:
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Happy Thursday fellas
Buckwheat Offline
#249 Posted:
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Just a little humor to brighten up your day.


John took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man.
"I want to get weighed," said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked "where to next".
"I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
As she entered the room, her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
"How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."


How do Amish girls know if it's a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?


Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.
In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."


Have a good Thursday! Beer

Bonus one that I forgot to add.
Two cowboys were lost in the desert and starving. Finally, they see a tree in the distance wrapped in bacon. "Look!", says
one cowboy. "It's a bacon tree, we're saved!". He runs to the tree but suddenly is shot down in a hail of bullets.

With his last dying breath he says, "It's not a bacon tree...it's a ham bush."
Probably should have left it off now that I think about it.
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