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RAMBO...."LAST BLOOD"...TOO fRiGGeN m.u.c.h !!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,576
The only thing missing???

You ask?

No trip to the military cache of weapons supplier....

He has them already...and what he doesn't have?

He crafts them outta farm implements, rope, wood, gasoline, kerosene, nails, magnesium....
etcetera
etcetera
ecetera...

Classic RAMBO MOVIE...

It's worth the new $1.80 Redbox DVD charge..

DVD now $1.80 vs. the old $1.75
Blueray still $2.00
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 52,321
Have you heard the term “streaming”

It’s like an “upper decker” minus the R
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,576
Too complicated for a dinosaur....

Y.o.u.R.
Just like the new training MILLENIAL SSG AGENTS who can't stop looking at their cell phones....

I WATCH gaNGstAlkinG SSG MURDERER'S WITH MY EYES AND PERIPHERAL VISION ABILITIES...which is way over 180 degrees Plus the help of chrome , mirrors and window reflections...and my bionic ears...lightening reflexes are also a trait I O.W.N....

YOUR NEW SSG TRAINING CLASS FROM 2013...
MOVED LIKE SLUGS, totally NON OBSERVANT AND were a REALLY REALLY SAD SACK OF LOSERS...

Tell me...is trainee "Vanilla Ice" still above ground?
How about the "Walmart dumb-azz beotch" who quEstioned my attire oUt loud ...much to her handlers dismay..
I highly doubt it...

Now "AGENT DOUG" FROM MY LANDIS VALLEY FARM MUSEUM SHADOW COVERAGE during my setup DUI public service stint...HE was a true professional and prolly the most honest SSG agent I encountered...

I AM OLD SCHOOL...

F*K STrEamInG...
Buckwheat Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,094
Jones every time I open up one of your posts I can't help but think you are John Malkovich's character Marvin Boggs in the movie RED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXgPGZcXe4

Was he actually based on your life story?

USNGunner Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Buckwheat wrote:
Jones every time I open up one of your posts I can't help but think you are John Malkovich's character Marvin Boggs in the movie RED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXgPGZcXe4

Was he actually based on your life story?



LOL

Way to go buckwheat. You'll have a shadow soon! Anxious
Speyside Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-16-2015
Posts: 10,703
Hadn't thought of that. Seems accurate.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 120,986
Buckwheat wrote:
Jones every time I open up one of your posts I can't help but think you are John Malkovich's character Marvin Boggs in the movie RED.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HXgPGZcXe4

Was he actually based on your life story?



Nailed it.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,576
I don't live in a sWAMp

😎😎😎

But like him...I trust no one...
Most of all "federal law enforcement officers"
With well deserved reasons...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 120,986
Mr. Jones wrote:
I don't live in a sWAMp

😎😎😎

But like him...I trust no one...
Most of all "federal law enforcement officers"
With well deserved reasons...



You know who I work for, right?
teedubbya Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 91,413
Gerbil ixnay
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,576
#9 gerbil

Not really...you've taken so many different angles on me,
it's hard to tell... FBI, US Marshall, ATF, ICE ????
From he's crazy ...to "maybe" he's telling the truth... to good advice & ideas on fighting the SSG...
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 12,576
Maybe???? Your "AGENT DOUG" ???

NOW that would be funny...
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