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victor809 Offline
#451 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:58 PM EST
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Beer-o-clock on Beer Friday.

Drinking a Lagunitas IPA
Cheno Offline
#452 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:01 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Oh god... I've seen the "potato in a sock" treatment ones! And they wonder why their kid is dead????


I have a neighbor who thinks that way. No vaccinating, organic everything, vegetarian and some others. My favorite is for sunburn she uses sour cream on her kids and herself. Me a few buddies always joke that if we ever see her go get the sour cream while we were at a party we are going to go get chips and follow her
victor809 Offline
#453 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:06 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
I have a neighbor who thinks that way. No vaccinating, organic everything, vegetarian and some others. My favorite is for sunburn she uses sour cream on her kids and herself. Me a few buddies always joke that if we ever see her go get the sour cream while we were at a party we are going to go get chips and follow her


Dear lord. She must smell like a baking ham.

Where the hell do you live? Marin, CA?
Cheno Offline
#454 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:54 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Dear lord. She must smell like a baking ham.

Where the hell do you live? Marin, CA?


South suburbs of Chicago (oak Forest)
victor809 Offline
#455 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Ick. Never been a fan of chicago.
delta1 Offline
#456 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:47 PM EST
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or any of their sports teams...
victor809 Offline
#457 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:59 PM EST
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heh... don't know a damn thing about their sports teams....
but my closest friend from college loved that city. He eventually lived there for a lot of years, and when I was living in Madison I'd head down to visit a lot. Heck, I even spent a summer interning at a pharma company in the outskirts of chicago.

But I found it combined the worst attitudes of the rural midwest with the ego of a city like NYC.

I still remember my friend relating to me how this girl would refer to some beltway as the N-word 500 because it ran through the black area or something.... and another friend didn't think that was a deal breaker on dating her. The idea that they could find that somewhat normal gave me a real bad taste in my mouth.
DrafterX Offline
#458 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:12 PM EST
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So, he didn't believe what you think..?? Huh
Cheno Offline
#459 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:13 PM EST
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My area is nice, most of the areas around me are too. Yes Chicago has some bad areas, but it's not like what most people think
victor809 Offline
#460 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:13 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
So, he didn't believe what you think..?? Huh


The guy who ended up dating her? Yeah, he didn't seem to think it was a big deal. But I never saw him again. I think my friend stayed in contact with him, but I don't know.
rfenst Offline
#461 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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Fajita steak and nachos with beans and cheese for dinner.
corey sellers Offline
#462 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:50 PM EST
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Meatball sammichs tonight
frankj1 Offline
#463 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:01 PM EST
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is this 500 history tonight?
danmdevries Offline
#464 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:14 PM EST
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Back to work.
corey sellers Offline
#465 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:18 PM EST
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Have a good night Dan keep the number down tonight.
Cathcam13 Offline
#466 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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Y’all have a wonderful weekend! I just finished my work week, and it was like a dog’s life, ruff ruff ruff..........🤣😂🤣
izonfire Offline
#467 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:44 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is this 500 history tonight?

Ya wanna put this one behind you???
Ram27 Offline
#468 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:46 PM EST
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Not likely Frank, tomorrow is my guess.

ram27bat
8trackdisco Offline
#469 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:47 PM EST
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Day 4 of a nasty cold. Staying home, drinking tea, second division english footie and sneezing my ass off.
Ram27 Offline
#470 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:47 PM EST
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Play nice....
frankj1 Offline
#471 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:50 PM EST
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time for a drink...
8trackdisco Offline
#472 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:52 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
heh... don't know a damn thing about their sports teams....
but my closest friend from college loved that city. He eventually lived there for a lot of years, and when I was living in Madison I'd head down to visit a lot. Heck, I even spent a summer interning at a pharma company in the outskirts of chicago.

But I found it combined the worst attitudes of the rural midwest with the ego of a city like NYC.

I still remember my friend relating to me how this girl would refer to some beltway as the N-word 500 because it ran through the black area or something.... and another friend didn't think that was a deal breaker on dating her. The idea that they could find that somewhat normal gave me a real bad taste in my mouth.


Chicago Bear fans in the mid-80s were the worst. Arrogance over the top of arrogance with additional arrogance. The bad news is Chicagoans are shooting each other at a 7% less rate than last year. (Cigar brothers of course outside of the broad brush with which I paint).
MACS Offline
#473 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 8:16 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Day 4 of a nasty cold. Staying home, drinking tea, second division english footie and sneezing my ass off.


Niel Med Sinus Rinse. Fkn do it ya jackalope.

IT WORKS.ram27bat
Palama Offline
#474 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:03 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
is this 500 history tonight?


Maybe.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#475 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:06 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Chicago Bear fans in the mid-80s were the worst.

You misspelled "great time to be alive"
MACS Offline
#476 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:37 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
You misspelled "great time to be alive"


No, no... he clearly got it right. It was best for all that it was a 1 year anomaly.
Palama Offline
#477 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:52 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
No, no... he clearly got it right. It was best for all that it was a 1 year anomaly.


Ditka shoulda given Walter the ball instead of the Fridge. Probably cursed the team after that.
MACS Offline
#478 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:10 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Ditka shoulda given Walter the ball instead of the Fridge. Probably cursed the team after that.


Agree.

Anyone else around to kill this thread? I don't really want to name 2 in a row.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#479 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:13 PM EST
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Then shush with your anti-Bears talk and ya won't have to Frying pan
MACS Offline
#480 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:19 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Then shush with your anti-Bears talk and ya won't have to Frying pan


LOL!

Hey... my team just blew a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl, so if you're looking for sympathy... it's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.
Cathcam13 Offline
#481 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:21 PM EST
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We are here in spirit at least. I wound up actually working for the first time in a year and a half, yesterday, and found out just how out of shape I have allowed myself to become. Talk about an eye opener! I think I howled louder than my hound used to.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#482 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:24 PM EST
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Bah! My team rarely has a lead to blow. But when they do, you can bet they'll blow it like a $2 hooker
MACS Offline
#483 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:33 PM EST
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I'm not speaking from experience mind you... but a $2 hooker probably doesn't blow very well.

Wait... scratch that. Where are we? Thailand? Philippines? Because those places have pretty good $2 hookers. Allegedly.
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#484 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:37 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I'm not speaking from experience mind you... but a $2 hooker probably doesn't blow very well.

Wait... scratch that. Where are we? Thailand? Philippines? Because those places have pretty good $2 hookers. Allegedly.

I don't think there's a whole lot of "blowing" going on Think ....not in the video I saw anyway....Anxious
8trackdisco Offline
#485 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:39 PM EST
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MACS wrote:

Wait... scratch that. Where are we? Thailand? Philippines? Because those places have pretty good $2 hookers. Allegedly.


Suddenly I’m seeing the allure of the Navy.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#486 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:40 PM EST
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Huh. My metaphor had been derailed by real life experience....... allegedly
MACS Offline
#487 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:42 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Suddenly I’m seeing the allure of the Navy.


Just what I heard, man...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#488 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:43 PM EST
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Wait. No, it was definitely a simile
8trackdisco Offline
#489 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:44 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
You misspelled "great time to be alive"


My favorite Bear of all time has to be Jay Cutler. A real entertainer. Never knew what slight of passing hand would be next.

For $4, I should be able to get a Cutler jersey. Unless they’ve all been burned.
MACS Offline
#490 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:45 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Wait. No, it was definitely a simile


Smiles is a whole different game...

Oh, shit, you said simile. d'oh!
8trackdisco Offline
#491 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:47 PM EST
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Senility.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#492 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:49 PM EST
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Cutler was a dark dark time in Bears history, and that's saying something
MACS Offline
#493 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:54 PM EST
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Denver Broncos fans thank you...
MACS Offline
#494 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:55 PM EST
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I can't post in the next 30 seconds...
MACS Offline
#495 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:55 PM EST
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Pffft... these bitches obviously don't know me!
MACS Offline
#496 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:57 PM EST
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Really?

You asshats are gonna leave me unsupervised at this time of night? You get what you deserve, then...
danmdevries Offline
#497 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:00 PM EST
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Huh
danmdevries Offline
#498 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:01 PM EST
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Beer
danmdevries Offline
#499 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:02 PM EST
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Sure could use a beer at work.
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#500 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:02 PM EST
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Mellow
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