America's #1 Online Cigar Auction
first, best, biggest!

Last post 4 years ago by MACS. 501 replies replies.
11 Pages«<4567891011>
Chiefs vs Niners 500
Jump to Bottom | Previous Topic | Next Topic
Sunoverbeach Offline
#351 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:09 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Morning not quite Friday yet peoples.

Good luck with the photo chute Macs
rfenst Offline
#352 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:29 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,291
Good morning. 70/85 today with a bad storm coming through tonight.
8trackdisco Offline
#353 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:25 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Hope the doc finds nothing up your ass other than your head.

Alternating between Muccinex to get the snot out, and Alka-Seltzer to dry it up.

Quite the new hobby.
tonygraz Offline
#354 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:35 AM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
While doing my last clean out, I actually felt a lot better once I got emptied out. MACs may need a couple of more liters tho.
deadeyedick Offline
#355 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:21 AM EST
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 17,087
Hey Shawn. When the doc tells you it's normal to get a stiffy, make sure he is talking about you and not him.
danmdevries Offline
#356 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:44 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
Happy Thursday fellas

Good luck on the buttscope macs.

I'm years overdue, sposeda do every 5 years cause of gut issues, but I cant afford it with the insurance work switched to several years ago.
MACS Offline
#357 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:54 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
Oh boy... a gallon of this stuff is overkill, fuh SHO!

DED... if the doc gets a stiffy, sumpin's wrong... it's a woman. An Asian woman, too... so I ain't makin' no promises. Anxious
Ram27 Offline
#358 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:00 AM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,010
Morning peeps.

Good vibes sent your way MAC, I find the prep worse than procedure.Scared
DrafterX Offline
#359 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:01 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
Cool Dudes...
MACS Offline
#360 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:35 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
Drafter!! Laugh
corey sellers Offline
#361 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:12 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Morning gents
Buckwheat Offline
#362 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:30 AM EST
Joined: 04-15-2004
Posts: 12,251
Two more dad jokes.

1. I refused to believe my son was fired from his job as a road worker for theft. But when I got home, all the signs were there...

2. Guy learns he has less than one day to live. Goes home and makes love to the wife. Again and again. Finally the wife says., "enough already, I have to get some sleep". Husband says, "but, but...". She replies "you don't have to get up in the morning".

Second one is better IMO. Have a good one.

Julian Beer
corey sellers Offline
#363 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:39 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Looks like the weather in the south is not looking good for today.Stay safe out there fella's.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#364 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:00 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Brekkie at maccas...
MACS Offline
#365 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:11 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Brekkie at maccas...


I want some maccas fries... mmmmm... food.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#366 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:16 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I've had that procedure once before... You're gonna be craving popsicles pretty soon...
frankj1 Offline
#367 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:16 AM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Morning not quite Friday yet peoples.

Good luck with the photo chute Macs

photo chute! did you make that up or was it already a thing?

good luck Shawn.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#368 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:22 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Enjoying my sausage biscuit, hashbrowns, and large coke on the back patio in the rocking chair...

Puppies are being wild... Once they've run themselves out I'm thinking about doing some trout fishing... There's a stocked river not 30 minutes from me and I need to start taking advantage of that more...
corey sellers Offline
#369 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:36 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Ate a banana about 2 hours ago sure could go for some trout right about now.
victor809 Offline
#370 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:38 AM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
I finished all the pistachios I had at the office yesterday.
Sigh.

I could use something to snack on.
fishinguitarman Offline
#371 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:22 PM EST
Joined: 07-29-2006
Posts: 69,148
Later will be lasagna, Texas toast, salad and a happy tummy
delta1 Offline
#372 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:46 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
^ #370 and #371^

see...you guys DO have something in common...you both like pistachios and are willing to blatantly mooch them...














PM your addy, victor...
victor809 Offline
#373 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:46 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Huh?
delta1 Offline
#374 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:50 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
in response to your mooch thread for pistachios, I will send some to you...PM your address...
victor809 Offline
#375 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:57 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Yeah... I don't fall for that so quickly.
Ya think I just joined this place?
tonygraz Offline
#376 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:13 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,243
Yeah, he's probably gonna send you a fishinguitarman selfie.
DrafterX Offline
#377 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:27 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
Quarter pounder w/cheese.. fries... Sad
corey sellers Offline
#378 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:41 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Apple with cinnamon and peanut butter still hungry
Cheno Offline
#379 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:44 PM EST
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,976
Pork chop, chicken thigh, and a slice of pizza. Work bought food for us.
delta1 Offline
#380 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
victor809 wrote:
Yeah... I don't fall for that so quickly.
Ya think I just rejoined this place?


hehe
victor809 Offline
#381 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Some idiot at work screwed up the damn W-2s for me this year. So now I'm figuring out how to file a W-2c so we can correct the damn thing and not give the IRS more money than than I should.
Damn that idiot.
Oh yeah, that idiot was me.
victor809 Offline
#382 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:13 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
delta1 wrote:
hehe


What you did there..... I see it.
delta1 Offline
#383 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:14 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
corey sellers wrote:
Apple with cinnamon and peanut butter still hungry

how's your weight?
corey sellers Offline
#384 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:21 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Not where I want yet still trying to lose about 10 more pounds trying to get back to 180 and see how I feel then. Pigged out last weekend so that did not help.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#385 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:49 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Salami and peppered Turkey hoagie... Back in the rocking chair on the patio... Too hot in the sun, had to drag it to the shade...

Never made it fishing but got some stuff done...

I was just thinking about dietary stuff and wondering why some old guys can eat a full diner breakfast with a slice of pie every morning and never go over 150 lbs... And other folks - like my pops - have to stay on a weight watchers diet to stay under 180...
DrafterX Offline
#386 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:10 PM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
Cocaine.... Mellow
MACS Offline
#387 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:10 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
I feel cheated... just as I was starting to feel woozy from the drugs... I woke up and the feeling was gone. She pumped a syringe full of something into the IV and just as she was about to pump another one in, I was like... you probably won't need--- *snore*

She didn't find my head or my dignity up there.
delta1 Offline
#388 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:25 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
LOL

guessing that your dumper is clean and healthy...
MACS Offline
#389 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:32 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
She found 2 polyps and removed them. She didn't seem concerned, so neither am I. She said for men it's a 50/50 proposition on whether you'll have some or not. I do have to go back in 5 years, though... d'oh!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#390 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:35 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Sounds like when I had a procedure years back. Was ready for the count backwards I always saw on TV. Nurse said I might feel a little tingly. Hey, I do feel ting.....fade to black
delta1 Offline
#391 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:42 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
yea...

always weird, joking with the anesthesiologist one minute ..... and then you wake up in another room in another part of the hospital looking and talking to someone else
Sunoverbeach Offline
#392 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:47 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Right? And there I thought my regular practice with intoxication at the time would provide some tolerance to anesthesia
Ram27 Offline
#393 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:02 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,010
Evening....................



..............sounds good MAC, trust me they can tell.




Enjoy the evening gang.
USNGunner Offline
#394 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:06 PM EST
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
corey sellers wrote:
Apple with cinnamon and peanut butter still hungry


Check out https://www.myfitnesspal.com/

Great app. Tracks everything. You put in your info and your goals, it makes a plan.

Very nice. works. I'm down 50 lbs.
danmdevries Offline
#395 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:54 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
Back to work. My humpday.

corey sellers Offline
#396 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:09 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Gunner I have a fitbit that really has helped me alot down 50lbs .I just have been making excuses when I get off work why not to run I call that just being lazy on my part .I usually do 5 miles at work so I try to run 2 miles after work but was at one point doing 4 miles .I will get off my lazy azz and get it right .
frankj1 Offline
#397 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:21 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Right? And there I thought my regular practice with intoxication at the time would provide some tolerance to anesthesia

practice harder
Sunoverbeach Offline
#398 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:54 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Nah, I peaked at 29. Can't handle hangovers like I used to
8trackdisco Offline
#399 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:58 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
delta1 wrote:
yea...

always weird, joking with the anesthesiologist one minute ..... and then you wake up in another room in another part of the hospital looking and talking to someone else


It's the best sleep ever. Wish they'd let you sleep an extra 4 or 5 hours.
USNGunner Offline
#400 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:19 PM EST
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
corey sellers wrote:
Gunner I have a fitbit that really has helped me alot down 50lbs .I just have been making excuses when I get off work why not to run I call that just being lazy on my part .I usually do 5 miles at work so I try to run 2 miles after work but was at one point doing 4 miles .I will get off my lazy azz and get it right .


Right, that's the physical activity tracking. The website/app has a database with about every food known to man in it and it tracks calories, fat, carbs, protein, water intake, all that stuff on a daily basis. And it's free. I put my meals in everyday and it really helps to visualize and quantify what you're actually eating.

I hit a plateau I could not get through at 200. Come to find out I was actually not eating enough to replace what I was burning working out. Once I got that sorted out the weight loss started back up. Got down to 190 finally.

Anyway, it's worth a look. IMHO. BigGrin
Users browsing this topic
Guest
11 Pages«<4567891011>
Back to Top