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izonfire Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:49 AM EST
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Horrible n00p mooch.
Start over, and put your heart into it this time.
Give us some reason not to hate you...
Palama Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 1:50 AM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
Guys, don't heckle me too bad.....I will provide a bit of context for my first win.

I REALLY did not think I was going to win. I thought this site was probably very legit but at the same time I kept waiting for someone to "snipe me" at the very end of the bidding and win. (Would not have been disappointed in the least)

So what did I win and how much? 5 pack of CAO Nicaraguan something or others....for $11

I know CAO is good. Never had that particular cigar but I have had many CAO's and they're all pretty good, consistently.

Part of the reason I bid is *TO ME* that seemed like a pretty good deal and I wanted to bid just as a proof of concept / experiment type thing. Placing my bid was easy.

Now to my problem....it was too easy. I have a 100 ish sized humidor and a dear neighbor gave me like a coffee table sized humidor that is flat empty. I see lots of cigars in my future. I'm screwed. But screwed cheaper than usual.

I'm not sure that's something I should be proud of. Smh. Herfing


Oh noooooo!

You got bit by the CBid bug! 🕷

Check your Shipping Preferences and win more bids to ship along with your newly won auction to maximize your ROI / shipping charges.

After that cut up all your credit cards! Gonz
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:01 AM EST
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A humidor is made to fill. That's its meaning. Its purpose. Your life is empty if you spend it trying to stop the humidor from becoming.
tonygraz Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:00 AM EST
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My last auction winnings totaled 280 cigars. It's easy, but you should get a good price for every bid. Don't worry about snipers, but you could take notes for future revenge. Don't get involved in bidding wars, and remember that it will probably be on the next week's auctions again - and if not, you can't smoke them all (unless you are Clint Cigar).
If you really screw up you will find your bid mentioned in the overbid threads (you might wanted to check them from time to time). Can't think of anything to call you other that Kodiak double 8 ball, but I'm sure someone may come up with something. If you stick around, I'll have some questions for you to answer so that we can have an idea of who you really are.
KingoftheCove Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:15 AM EST
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You overpaid...
ThAnks for keeping the lights on....
streetrod Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:20 AM EST
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Remember, losing a bid is a sign of weakness.😂
clintCigar Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:18 AM EST
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If you need help smoking I'm here for you.

And as streetrod said, loosing a bid is a sign of weakness.

Welcome to the madhouse!

Herfing
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:23 AM EST
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Welcome to Hell
Stogie1020 Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:18 AM EST
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Buy as many Gurkhas as possible. They, along with the CAO Brazil, are by far the best cigars on this site, if not in the world.

Also, ALWAYS overbid a little above MSRP. It's like a tip. Just a tip.
delta1 Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 11:46 AM EST
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welcome to the insanity, Colddick8"
Cheno Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 12:33 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Buy as many Gurkhas as possible. They, along with the CAO Brazil, are by far the best cigars on this site, if not in the world.

Also, ALWAYS overbid a little above MSRP. It's like a tip. Just a tip.



CAO Brazil is great though.
Palama Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:31 PM EST
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streetrod wrote:
Remember, losing a bid is a sign of weakness.😂



clintCigar wrote:
If you need help smoking I'm here for you.

And as streetrod said, loosing a bid is a sign of weakness.

Welcome to the madhouse!

Herfing


d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 2:51 PM EST
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if you lose a bid, you in effect turn the bid loose, to someone who bid more than you...
CelticBomber Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:06 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Horrible n00p mooch.
Start over, and put your heart into it this time.
Give us some reason not to hate you...


So that's where I went wrong?
CelticBomber Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:08 PM EST
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clintCigar wrote:
If you need help smoking I'm here for you.

And as streetrod said, loosing a bid is a sign of weakness.

Welcome to the madhouse!

Herfing


Your avatar makes me drool.... Why not just dangle salmon dipped in honey in front of a bunch of bears?
Kodiak0808):( Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:12 PM EST
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I appreciate the ones who responded positively. I'll answer any question you want.

Any way to block the rude ones?
delta1 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:20 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
I appreciate the ones who responded positively. I'll answer any question you want.

Any way to block the rude ones?



OK, so you asked us not to heckle you too bad...and we complied...you should see some of the ruder welcomes for noobs that have happened over the years...

and you already want to block someone?


you have to be here at least a month before you get the "block" button...
Cheno Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:26 PM EST
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That's not gonna end well. Must need one of those "safe spaces" I hear about. Can't take the friendly hazing.
Kodiak0808):( Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:33 PM EST
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Cheno wrote:
That's not gonna end well. Must need one of those "safe spaces" I hear about. Can't take the friendly hazing.



Safe spaces? As in snowflake? Yeah.....so.....a little about me, I live in a very liberal city and I open carry my 9 everywhere. On Tuesday I walked right into a firehouse subs carrying while 10 cops were sitting there eating. (Although to be fair, I was nervous AF doing so but still...I did it anyway.) I'm really not the kind of fellow to be picked on, hazed, harassed. No time for it.

I came in peace, I'll leave in peace.

Peace.
Cheno Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:38 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
Safe spaces? As in snowflake? Yeah.....so.....a little about me, I live in a very liberal city and I open carry my 9 everywhere. On Tuesday I walked right into a firehouse subs carrying while 10 cops were sitting there eating. (Although to be fair, I was nervous AF doing so but still...I did it anyway.) I'm really not the kind of fellow to be picked on, hazed, harassed. No time for it.

I came in peace, I'll leave in peace.

Peace.



Well that's no fun. I guess you can block me in a month
clintCigar Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:54 PM EST
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Damn you didn't even make it to the forum questionnaire! C'mon man. I got a Glock 10mm that I carry around too on occasion. I took some hazing on here a while back. Was kind of fun.
clintCigar Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 4:58 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
d'oh!

I'm loose wif ma wurdz LOL
Delta knows what I meant Tongue



CelticBomber wrote:
Your avatar makes me drool.... Why not just dangle salmon dipped in honey in front of a bunch of bears?

https://s23209.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/IMG_4836edit2.jpg
Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool Drool
Tittums Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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Never going to get platinum membership with this "finally didn't lose a bid" talk. At the risk of speaking for everyone, I believe I supply enough negativity around here to not need more of it.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 5:59 PM EST
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I feel a sense of humor should be required part of a carry permit
delta1 Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 6:53 PM EST
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wuz we wude? sowweee...

this any better?

What did the kodiak say to the grizzly? I can barely stand you...
clintCigar Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:35 PM EST
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bye Felicia
KingoftheCove Offline
#27 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 7:59 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I feel a sense of humor should be required part of a carry permit

Ha!
Applause
tonygraz Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:07 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
I appreciate the ones who responded positively. I'll answer any question you want.

Any way to block the rude ones?




Just about all of us are rude. but we have 5 days a week where we have to be nice- this was one of mine (I think).
KingoftheCove Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:08 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
Safe spaces? As in snowflake? Yeah.....so.....a little about me, I live in a very liberal city and I open carry my 9 everywhere. On Tuesday I walked right into a firehouse subs carrying while 10 cops were sitting there eating. (Although to be fair, I was nervous AF doing so but still...I did it anyway.) I'm really not the kind of fellow to be picked on, hazed, harassed. No time for it.

I came in peace, I'll leave in peace.

Peace.

At the risk of you shooting me with that big bad 9, I’ll just say...
Slowly unbunch your panties and carefully pry them out of your azz crack.
Dude, this is 5th grade!

Do you know the azzhats here MADE FUN OF MY CAR!
I was so pizzed, after I told my mommy, I carried my Ruger 5059 around for like a month, just in case someone gave me stink eye!

Put your coat on, leave your 9 at home, and hang around a while.
By the way, if you tell Z you’re packing a “9”, you’ll move right to the top of the camping list.
frankj1 Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 8:50 PM EST
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your car was not fit for a King
USNGunner Offline
#31 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:01 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I feel a sense of humor should be required part of a carry permit


Especially if there's a 9mm involved. Not talking
Whistlebritches Offline
#32 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 9:46 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Especially if there's a 9mm involved. Not talking



Lest we not forget the Father of Modern Day Firearms famous Hi-Power...….the ultimate 9 IMNSHO.If I could only pick one side arm in CQB this is it.
USNGunner Offline
#33 Posted: Thu, Feb 6 2020, 10:22 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Lest we not forget the Father of Modern Day Firearms famous Hi-Power...….the ultimate 9 IMNSHO.If I could only pick one side arm in CQB this is it.


Yeah, the 1911's step-brother, the Hi-Power rocks (Except for that mag disconnect). d'oh!

I am at my heart a 1911 guy though. I've carried one in a lot of places, always had faith in it, never had one let me down. (That, and I can't resist a shot at all the gangsta's and their 9's with the sights on the side of the slide.)

In the interests of full disclosure, I did get my grandson a 9mm for his birthday.

But in his defense, he's only turning one next week. Think

tonygraz Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 8:30 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Just about all of us are rude. but we have 5 days a week where we have to be nice- this was one of mine (I think).


OOps, that should have been five days a month.
CelticBomber Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 9:38 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
OOps, that should have been five days a month.



That time of the month works in reverse here?! Now I get it... grouchy three weeks out of the month and giddy for one.
Stogie1020 Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 10:41 AM EST
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Wow, I am guessing someone also wants to pick his/her/it's pronouns....

and FTR, I conceal carry a 1911 (commander) often and have another full size one in the nightstand that went with me to "work" everyday for a very long time.
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 2:04 PM EST
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I carry two haymakers...
Kodiak0808):( Offline
#38 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:22 PM EST
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As one of the other geniuses posted > "Dude, this is 5th grade."

I moved on from that decades ago and to say again, I have no time for it. Also no desire.

You boys will grow up one day. You might even possibly move out of your mom's basement.

FYI, inside the gun industry it's common knowledge men with small dicks that can't please their wives....or homosexual partners in this case, compensate by purchasing larger calibers for no other reason than small ****** syndrome.

Again, you'll grow up one day guys. It's called adulthood. It will come. Be patient.

In the meantime I've found a much more mature forum to post in.

Also, I didn't say anything about conceal carrying or a permit.

Reading comprehension.....it too will come with maturity.


Stogie1020 Offline
#39 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:38 PM EST
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Lol, guy with thin skin lecturing everyone.

Too funny.

I have only been here two months but I figured the place out pretty quickly.
Kodiak0808):( Offline
#40 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:46 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Lol, guy with thin skin lecturing everyone.

Too funny.

I have only been here two months but I figured the place out pretty quickly.



Welcome to 5th grade. Enjoy your stay.
Cheno Offline
#41 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:52 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Lol, guy with thin skin lecturing everyone.

Too funny.

I have only been here two months but I figured the place out pretty quickly.



It's not hard to figure out. I guess one too many participation trophies for some people.

Welcome to the forums from a noob myself.
frankj1 Offline
#42 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 3:59 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
Welcome to 5th grade. Enjoy your stay.

you're addicted, aren't you?
It's OK, it happened to all of us.

like you, we started off shocked, shocked at the level of immaturity. And also like you, we kept peeking to see if our admonishments had an affect...

next thing we knew, we realized that there is a place for humor, and sometimes it's at our expense.


go have a bourbon and a Cuban and check back when you're in a good mood.
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#43 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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I recall a scene from Good Morning Vietnam where Robin Williams told his CO that he had never seen a white man more in need of a BJ.

Yeah, well...
KingoftheCove Offline
#44 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:36 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
you're addicted, aren't you?
It's OK.......


FrankieT, how did you know his name was Ted?
And, I’m not quite sure.....yet.......that he’s a d I c k.
But, you probably know more than me....
frankj1 Offline
#45 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:50 PM EST
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KingoftheCove wrote:
FrankieT, how did you know his name was Ted?
And, I’m not quite sure.....yet.......that he’s a d I c k.
But, you probably know more than me....

well, when you break it down like that...
izonfire Offline
#46 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 4:55 PM EST
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Kodiak0808):( wrote:
As one of the other geniuses posted > "Dude, this is 5th grade."

I moved on from that decades ago and to say again, I have no time for it. Also no desire.

You boys will grow up one day. You might even possibly move out of your mom's basement.

FYI, inside the gun industry it's common knowledge men with small dicks that can't please their wives....or homosexual partners in this case, compensate by purchasing larger calibers for no other reason than small ****** syndrome.

Again, you'll grow up one day guys. It's called adulthood. It will come. Be patient.

In the meantime I've found a much more mature forum to post in.

Also, I didn't say anything about conceal carrying or a permit.

Reading comprehension.....it too will come with maturity.



What a sensitive little bitch.
Head upstairs and go back to sucking on your mama’s teat
USNGunner Offline
#47 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:08 PM EST
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So you know he's running around in sweats, his hat on backwards with his 9 stuck in his buttcrack. We're in the presence of a genuine gangsta gentlemen.

I wonder if he was in CL7's secret santa on his other forum? Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#48 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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I don't come here to adult and y'all ain't gonna make me Not talking
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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I'm changing my little joke in #25^, which was meant to appease you and show we aren't always rude, Coldick8"


What did the grizzly say to the Kodiak?

I can't bear you
izonfire Offline
#50 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 7:12 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I don't come here to adult and y'all ain't gonna make me Not talking

We never expect that from you SOB
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