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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:09 PM EST
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He drives a '57 coupe
Walks with a stoop
He swears James Dean isn't dead
He's a dedicated rocker
A real trout knocker
Don't look at his lady again.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:16 PM EST
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Is this the new 500 thread?
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:19 PM EST
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Prolly... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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Dunno yet.. Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:21 PM EST
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I didn’t know trout had knockers

And stuff
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:22 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Is this the new 500 thread?

well, natch!
William did a masterful job sniping it with that little yellow face.

Bravo, X, bravo!
teedubbya Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:23 PM EST
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Drafter is oriental?
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:24 PM EST
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what's wif da trout?
teedubbya Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:25 PM EST
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Brown trout taste bad
frankj1 Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:27 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter is oriental?

I swear it was occidental. I was hoping the censors would clean up that faux pas.
MACS Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:28 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
well, natch!
William did a masterful job sniping it with that little yellow face.

Bravo, X, bravo!


I set that up, man... Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:33 PM EST
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Ya.. but you missed it... Mellow
MACS Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:39 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Ya.. but you missed it... Mellow


No... I didn't. Read my previous post where I clearly stated that I didn't want to name 2 in a row.

Of course, Danm's lazy assed helped...
frankj1 Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:50 PM EST
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this sounds like a dispute worth waking up Ram to settle.
Cathcam13 Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:53 PM EST
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Tee Dub, stay outta da toilet. You’re supposed to flush those trout. 🤢
teedubbya Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:54 PM EST
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Gladly. Not only did they taste bad they made my belly hurt.
Cathcam13 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:57 PM EST
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Sounds like something you would catch a dog doing........💩🤢
Cathcam13 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:58 PM EST
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Sort of like my sister’s Jack Russell, she likes deer poop...
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Feb 7 2020, 11:59 PM EST
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freaks... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:00 AM EST
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Sort of like my sister’s Jack Russell, she likes deer poop...

you have a two sisters named Jack who like deer poop?
DrafterX Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:08 AM EST
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He's got an old fender strat
Plays behind his back
While he sings out Louie-dog, Louie-dog
He's a backseat mauler
A barroom brawler
I think he's gonna blacken your eye
If that don't teach you a lesson
Might show you his Smith & Wesson
Don't let me say it again... Mellow
Ram27 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 1:00 AM EST
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Nice score X,appears danm backed off at the finish line, along with MAC.Beer
danmdevries Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 5:32 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
dstieger Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 6:59 AM EST
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Shawnanigans?
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#25 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Morning folks... Happy weekend...

Watching a couple Simpson's episodes, smoking herbs, waiting on the sun...

Might fish, might head towards Yosemite, might do nothing all day...
Cheno Online
#26 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:01 AM EST
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Morning y'all.
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#27 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:17 AM EST
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Morning gents. Big 'ol snow moon out this am. Going to low 70s here so after my walk is finished I'm taking the Vette out for a spin. Love me some three peddle dance.
tonygraz Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:22 AM EST
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Cold morning, white stuff in a thin layer on the ground.
8trackdisco Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:23 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
this sounds like a dispute worth waking up Ram to settle.


Was under the impression Drafter, as deputy under Frank as 500 Warden, was precluded from winning a 500. Conflict of interest n' stuff.

Tempted to use the word that rhymes with chenannigans.
deadeyedick Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:28 AM EST
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Maybe we can impeach the bassard.Think
dkeage Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:47 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Maybe we can impeach the bassard.Think

I could go for some peach cobbler.....
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#32 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 8:57 AM EST
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I was gonna go for it.

Had a 5 minute break to take a dump and saw MACS ran it up, so I picked up and went for it but Drafter sniped me.

It's ok tho. Wouldn't have been able to make the new 500 till 0530. While I was wrapping up my dump, a code was called overhead in my unit, and I had to do a quick one wipe and run. Didn't get a chance to sit again till 0530 when I went back for a piss and a rewipe.
MACS Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 9:23 AM EST
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No Shawnanigans intended. I was purposely setting it up for someone to snipe. Drafter got it all legal like and stuff.

Mornin' dudes...
tonygraz Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 9:30 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Maybe we can impeach the bassard.Think



Lock him up !
DrafterX Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 9:44 AM EST
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Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 9:59 AM EST
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tonygraz wrote:
Lock him up !

topical humor.
frankj1 Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 10:00 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Mellow

don't worry. We'll have you out in time for lunch.
fishinguitarman Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 10:19 AM EST
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Anybody need MACS addy?
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#39 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 10:22 AM EST
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Morning, weekend peoples. Touring NW IN on various errands today
corey sellers Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 10:55 AM EST
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Morning gents

delta1 Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 11:47 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter is oriental?


Mad <--------Drafter






hmmm...why would danm "wrap up his dump" .......wonder who he's sending it to...
USNGunner Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:07 PM EST
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Shopping with the wife. Oh joy! Oh bliss! Oh happiness!
victor809 Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:13 PM EST
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30 min of pushups, burpees and the like. I'm still fat... So I'm heading to the pool.
corey sellers Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:31 PM EST
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Chile relleno, rice and beans with a side steak taco and bowl of jalapenos now I am fat . I will need to go for a run this afternoon probably won't happen though.
MACS Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:35 PM EST
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Half hour of cardio followed by a bit more with kettle bells.

I need a nap. Sleep
DrafterX Offline
#46 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:41 PM EST
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hot links and eggs.. jalapeno... BigGrin
Ram27 Offline
#47 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:42 PM EST
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Howdy gang.

Herfing ram27bat Herfing
DrafterX Offline
#48 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 12:47 PM EST
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Ram..!! Laugh
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#49 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 1:08 PM EST
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Only swam a mile. Sigh... Being old and fat sucks.

Gonna get breakfast now
tonygraz Offline
#50 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2020, 3:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Drafter is oriental?


Not sure yet, I only hire the best people and they are still working on finding his birth certificate.
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