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The "We don't do rain delays" 500!
USNGunner Offline
#1 Posted:
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Gentlemen, start your BS!
MACS Offline
#2 Posted:
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Very nice...
Ram27 Offline
#3 Posted:
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Well done gunner. ram27bat
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted:
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Did they race the Dayton 500 today?
Turned it on twice. One for a rain delay. Checked back an hour later and they were showing last years race. Wtf?
At some point they said if they got in 100 instead of the full 200;laps, the race would be official.

Yes- officially the Dayton 250.

Nothing more than a corporate money grab. Wonder what those real drivers who were racing on the beaches in the 50s would say about the state of racing.
Speyside Offline
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Not much, they had to get to their next moonshine run.
8trackdisco Offline
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USNGunner wrote:
Gentlemen, start your BS!


Way to roll with the momentum for the win, Gunner.
8trackdisco Offline
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Speyside wrote:
Not much, they had to get to their next moonshine run.


Did the only run shine on sunny days?

I’d like to take part in racing down a four lane highway during a Wisconsin snowstorm. That is where you can experience true driving acumen. Green Bay to Milwaukee and back would be 220 miles along Lake Michigan being abused by lake effect snow squalls. Those nascars drivers would have their eyes closed and sucking their thumbs in the fetal position.
KingoftheCove Offline
#8 Posted:
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Not a fan of working in the rain.
Too hard trying to keep paperwork dry.......a real PITA!
Fortunately, the rain let up by mid morning today.
But that’s ok, I made up for it by forgetting I didn’t put on my rain boots, and dumped a tote with 10 gal or so of crab water all over my regular work boots, over the top, into the boot, swamp foot for the remaining 8 hours of the shift.........awesome.
RMAN4443 Offline
#9 Posted:
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Man, your feet are gonna stink!!!!d'oh! d'oh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted:
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Good win......

I'm never AROUND when the win goes down ..
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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sorry Vince, I was attending to some non-virtual stuff, but...

this is the official new 500. APPROVED!

good work, Gunner.
danmdevries Offline
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KingoftheCove wrote:
Not a fan of working in the rain.
Too hard trying to keep paperwork dry.......a real PITA!
Fortunately, the rain let up by mid morning today.
But that’s ok, I made up for it by forgetting I didn’t put on my rain boots, and dumped a tote with 10 gal or so of crab water all over my regular work boots, over the top, into the boot, swamp foot for the remaining 8 hours of the shift.........awesome.


That's gonna smell great
KingoftheCove Offline
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danmdevries wrote:
That's gonna smell great

Oh yes..........they’re in the garage, and they smell great.
Not sure I’m gonna be able to save the dang boots, but will try over the next few days.
Luckily they’re just cheap Catapillar steel toes..........but they are really comfortable.
Might just have to buy another pair.
Cathcam13 Offline
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You think crab water stinks, think septic tank collapse, my grandfather threw his entire outfit in the trash that day.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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That's a happy Monday post if i've ever heard one. I'd be hiring that one out. Don't care if we have to sacrifice food to do it.
tonygraz Offline
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The King was crabby yesterday. Don't make fun of his car for a while.
Ram27 Offline
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Morning folks, enjoy your day off for Presidents Day,iffin your off.


Herfing ram27bat Herfing
DrafterX Offline
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Cool Dudes....
izonfire Offline
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tonygraz wrote:
The King was crabby yesterday. Don't make fun of his car for a while.

He still drivin that Ford Fiesta?
tamapatom Offline
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Presidents Day? Who gets off for that? It's my birthday too and I still dont get off. DRAT!
deadeyedick Offline
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Nice win there Gunner. BS is US.
izonfire Offline
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tamapatom wrote:
Presidents Day? Who gets off for that? It's my birthday too and I still dont get off. DRAT!

Happy birthday Tamapa Tom.
Now get to work!!!
jjanecka Offline
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Busy day today. Everyone got moved around over the weekend and now we're getting calls that the facilities team didn't check to make sure their junk was working.
corey sellers Offline
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Morning gents

Happy Birthday Tom hope you have a great day.
MACS Offline
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Mornin' dudes Mellow
tamapatom Offline
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Thanks for the encouragement.........as I heard on one of those reality shows " I look forward to taking time off and living a more relaxed lifestyle".
USNGunner Offline
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Cathcam13 wrote:
You think crab water stinks, think septic tank collapse, my grandfather threw his entire outfit in the trash that day.


Back in the the day when the sow hogs were birthing you kept them in "confinement" sheds so they didn't kill each others piglets. They were set on barred floors over pits. After the birthing season, those pits had to be cleaned out. Some poor schmuck with a shovel had to get in each one to get the last of it.

Meet "schmuck". d'oh!

Even with sacrificial clothes, at the end of the day my uncle would take me home in the bed of his pickup, and mom would make me strip down in the yard and hose me off before she'd let me back in the house to wash again. And then she burned what ever I had on. I hated hogs. Frying pan
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Welcome back to Monday fellas.
MACS Offline
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Hogs are friggin' MAGICAL!! You feed them anything... anything at ALL... and they make bacon out of it. And ham, and pork chops, and such. They are magical, I say.
KingoftheCove Offline
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izonfire wrote:
He still drivin that Ford Fiesta?

Ahem!
It was 3cyl, 1 liter Geo Metro muthafugga..........badazz!
The azzhats here didn’t think so.....................what do they know?

5 years ago I upgraded to a ‘98 Ford F-250 Lariat...........top of the line baby.................in 1998

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MACS wrote:
Hogs are friggin' MAGICAL!! You feed them anything... anything at ALL... and they make bacon out of it. And ham, and pork chops, and such. They are magical, I say.

funny!
frankj1 Offline
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tamapatom wrote:
Presidents Day? Who gets off for that? It's my birthday too and I still dont get off. DRAT!

Happy Birthday T squared!
tamapatom Offline
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Falling in a septic tank or hog pit? Doesn't compare with having nonfunctional septic system in a remote site facing two week delay to get someone out. I had to shovel out compacted floating scum layer from tank then excavate one drain line to cut and remove a root mass that filled entire field.

It was so bad it would have been a total replacement by a contractor. Has held up for two years. Was it worth it. NO.
delta1 Offline
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dayum...what's that SMELL in here....I'm out...


oh...happy birthday, tamapatom!
tonygraz Offline
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Happy Birthday Tom. At least 2 of the Commie 13 are driving 1998 Pickups.
DrafterX Offline
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Fried chikens... jalapeno kettle chips... BigGrin
Ram27 Offline
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Happy birthday Tom. Beer
danmdevries Offline
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I pulled the trigger so to speak on a new toy. Should be here around August-September. Gotta love government timelines.

Dedicated 22 suppressor.

I toyed with a multi caliber for a bit. But I stopped by the gun shop to cancel an order I'd had open for two years and they haven't been able to get that gun in. While I was there and chatting a bit, I asked what they had for suppressors, and they had a Silencerco Sparrow for $350. Its 22 only, but cheap. Everything else I was looking at was over $500. Was still 600ish out the door with the NFA tax n stuff, but still. Sad I sold the Colt, but this is gonna be a fun addition.

So I bought it. Did my prints and photo already. Now just gotta wait for all the NFA paperwork to go through to take delivery. Guy at the gun shop said itll be 6-8 months.
delta1 Offline
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for the shelf ..............or you gonna shoot something with it?
DrafterX Offline
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It's a cool thing to have cause there's a bunch of peoples out there that don't want you to have it... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
It's a cool thing to have cause there's a bunch of peoples out there that don't want you to have it... Mellow

so it's like the hep?
danmdevries Offline
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delta1 wrote:
for the shelf ..............or you gonna shoot something with it?


I have several AR500 steel plates hanging from trees out in the woods behind the house. When the weather's nice I'll sit on my back deck and ring steel with a .22, but I usually use either Aguila Colibri or .22 shorts to cut down on noise. Those both affect point of impact vs where the scope is zeroed on my rifle so it's hard to be accurate. A can will allow me to shoot more consistently and still be quiet.

DrafterX wrote:
It's a cool thing to have cause there's a bunch of peoples out there that don't want you to have it... Mellow


That's why I bought a MAC11 back in 2005ish. Cause I wasn't sposeda have one. Was approached by a buddy's dad that an estate full of guns was for sale and I should check it out. The dealer doing the liquidation was not SOT so nobody bid on the MAC11. I bought it for the minimum bid $3k just had to get a class 3 dealer to pick up the gun and hold it while the paperwork was completed. I shot it exactly once. One 50rd box of ammo at the range and those magazines emptied in only a little more time than blinking your eyes. Then the range officer came over and told me I couldn't shoot full auto there and I left. Sold that gun on consignment for $4400, got to keep $3800.

When I bought this house, I had tried to buy another machine gun. When I took the paperwork to the sheriff, he refused to sign off on the forms. So I paid a couple hundred to file a trust to buy the MG instead of individual thereby bypassing the sheriff signoff. But the gun sold in the meantime and I got married and no longer had money. But a few years ago the NFA was amended to remove CLEO signoff so don't need to use the trust to buy and SilencerShop has kiosks that take fingerprints and guide you through all the paperwork and stuff. Super easy to do now.
victor809 Offline
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Took today off mostly.

Going to the ballet tonight.
MACS Offline
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Mmmmm... Chik-fil-A.

Deluxe sammich... fries... shake.
Ram27 Offline
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Victor going to a ballet!?! WTF d'oh!


Enjoy. Frying pan
Mr. Jones Offline
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Long Slllooooowwwww day...

Bad hangover...
On PRESIDENT s day...
I had the day off (BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!😎😎😎)
Did not accomplish much at all...
Found some great furniture at a thrift...waiting for
50% off furniture day...possibly on Tuesday?
Mr. Jones Offline
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Danmdeviries... FULL AUTO MAC -11 OWNER??

WHO'da guessed that?

We're you that guy in SCARFACE.... that unloaded the
MAC-11 INTO THAT BIG headed clown guy at the BABYLON Nightclub?
tonygraz Offline
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Ram27 wrote:
Victor going to a ballet!?! WTF d'oh!


Enjoy. Frying pan



I heard he had a hard time talking the woman into it.
DrafterX Offline
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I'm sure she knew he danced before they married and stuff....Mellow
izonfire Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
I'm sure she knew he danced before they married and stuff....Mellow

Remarkable that he’s still so light on his feet these days.
I’m sure he looks absolutely precious on stage.
Break a leg Vic!!!
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