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Artificial intelligence spots 11 "Earth killeR" asTEroidS NASA MISSED
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 11:30 AM EST
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Posts: 19,419
d'oh!

Friggin NASA LOSERS can't find their own
STARFISH.... APPARENTLY...

A.I. is brought in to save the DAY!!!

Brainiacs in the Netherlands invented
H.O.I....The "Hazardous Object Identifier" which immediately threw a picture of T.W.'s sphincter starfish on to a massive radar screen spewing noxious gasses out of
Okayama, JapAN...
jjanecka Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 12:20 PM EST
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Probably better get the military in there before he **** out a Godzilla
Krazeehorse Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 12:37 PM EST
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That's another good reason not to hoard.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 1:26 PM EST
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Godzirra..?? Huh
delta1 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 5:07 PM EST
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sooo....we all gonna die...or what?


I need to know so that I can finally eat a quad quarterpound Tommy's chili cheese burger and die happy...
clintCigar Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 5:19 PM EST
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"While the likelihood of these asteroids to impact Earth is slim-to-none, they will make flybys sometime between the distant years 2131 and 2923."

I wouldn't eat that burger Delta
delta1 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 5:54 PM EST
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that's actually a relief...
victor809 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 6:03 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
that's actually a relief...


I mean.... not that much of a relief.
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 8:45 PM EST
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Well, I’m relieved
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 8:49 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Well, I’m relieved


Dirtied up your depends, didja?
clintCigar Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 9:07 PM EST
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#sharted
delta1 Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Feb 20 2020, 9:14 PM EST
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that woulda def be likely if I ate one of those burgers...
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