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Last post 4 years ago by clintCigar. 6 replies replies.
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Krazeehorse Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-09-2010
Posts: 1,958
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him . . . . . . but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Dg west deptford Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Lol. Get some buffalo. Much tastier and less work
jjanecka Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-08-2015
Posts: 4,334
Vet gave me the same pills... I know them real well.
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,778
cattlemen are sick...but .....we really love our burgers and ribeyes...
Burner02 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-21-2010
Posts: 12,876
BigGrin
clintCigar Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
LOLLOLLOL

I'm a have to tell this one to my pops. He's a cattle rancher.
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