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CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 5:44 PM EST
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After taking some time off to shake off the slime my last noob left me covered in I have decided to stop sulking. I feel the evil rising. Mailboxes are EVIL and must be stopped. Your mailmen have become complacent. This ends now!

I have reopened the workshop and am currently hard at work. So, head to your local hardware store. Buy any mailboxes on sale. You never know if you're going to need a new one. People will be hurt, this is unavoidable and to be honest... preferable!

I have a list.. and yes... YOUR name is on it.


You might all want to take this opportunity to say your goodbye's to Frankie's mailbox.... and living roomBigGrin
corey sellers Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 5:52 PM EST
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Give'em hell CelticBomber
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 5:58 PM EST
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My mailman foresaw problems and took out my mailbox preemptively last winter. No need to redestruct
Mandobro Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 7:10 PM EST
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The snow plow driver deposited my mailbox in the next county. No worries here.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 8:58 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
After taking some time off to shake off the slime my last noob left me covered in I have decided to stop sulking. I feel the evil rising. Mailboxes are EVIL and must be stopped. Your mailmen have become complacent. This ends now!

I have reopened the workshop and am currently hard at work. So, head to your local hardware store. Buy any mailboxes on sale. You never know if you're going to need a new one. People will be hurt, this is unavoidable and to be honest... preferable!

I have a list.. and yes... YOUR name is on it.


You might all want to take this opportunity to say your goodbye's to Frankie's mailbox.... and living roomBigGrin

was I not clear in my pm's?
USNGunner Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Feb 21 2020, 10:10 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was I not clear in my pm's?


Zombies can't read Frank. Boo hoo!
ZRX1200 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 1:15 AM EST
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FWIW Zombie you and I don’t get along but I don’t think ANYONE blamed you for that POS. I know I didn’t.
RMAN4443 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 3:09 AM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
FWIW Zombie you and I don’t get along but I don’t think ANYONE blamed you for that POS. I know I didn’t.

Ditto....not that we don't get along, but the other stuff...Beer
izonfire Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 5:21 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
After taking some time off to shake off the slime my last noob left me covered in I have decided to stop sulking. I feel the evil rising. Mailboxes are EVIL and must be stopped. Your mailmen have become complacent. This ends now!

I have reopened the workshop and am currently hard at work. So, head to your local hardware store. Buy any mailboxes on sale. You never know if you're going to need a new one. People will be hurt, this is unavoidable and to be honest... preferable!

I have a list.. and yes... YOUR name is on it.


You might all want to take this opportunity to say your goodbye's to Frankie's mailbox.... and living roomBigGrin

Dude. You’re the best.

And I say that with the safety of knowing I have no current address...

EDIT -

Steve02 is fucquin awesome too.
Sent a full herfador of CC’s with no fucquin return address.
In addition to the Bomber, that dude should be bombed as well.

And Spey? An in person whiskey ROAK???
He deserves annihilation. He should be completely bombarded...
Speyside Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 9:10 AM EST
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What, what's that? Oh, that's the boubons you have yet to try laughing in the background. What an ominous sound! A trip around the USA you say? Virginia, Michigan, and Texas? Oh, a trip around the world. Australia, Taiwan, and India. A challenge accepted. No one here has my new address. Better hope no one has yours!
CelticBomber Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 5:49 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Dude. You’re the best.

And I say that with the safety of knowing I have no current address...

EDIT -

Steve02 is fucquin awesome too.
Sent a full herfador of CC’s with no fucquin return address.
In addition to the Bomber, that dude should be bombed as well.

And Spey? An in person whiskey ROAK???
He deserves annihilation. He should be completely bombarded...



you forget..... I DO have your address... muhuhahahaha
CelticBomber Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
FWIW Zombie you and I don’t get along but I don’t think ANYONE blamed you for that POS. I know I didn’t.


Thank you for that. It's appreciated.
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 7:03 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
FWIW Zombie you and I don’t get along but I don’t think ANYONE blamed you for that POS. I know I didn’t.


The CWench woulda been a POS regardless of who her vet was. Full of crap
Speyside Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 9:57 PM EST
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Cwench is awfully kind Conan. Before her I would have thought it impossible to anger you. I mean, your like the Hawaiian Dali Lama, or Frank in a kosher deli, or Salvatore Dali.
frankj1 Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:16 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Cwench is awfully kind Conan. Before her I would have thought it impossible to anger you. I mean, your like the Hawaiian Dali Lama, or Frank in a kosher deli, or Salvatore Dali.

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:23 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Cwench is awfully kind Conan. Before her I would have thought it impossible to anger you. I mean, your like the Hawaiian Dali Lama, or Frank in a kosher deli, or Salvatore Dali.


Hahaha, thanks for the nice words Allen...but, I’mma Gemini so behind that Hawaiian Dali Lama is someone you don’t wanna meet. Gonz

But she really did rile me up, didn’t she? Anxious
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:25 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hahaha, thanks for the nice words Allen...but, I’mma Gemini so behind that Hawaiian Dali Lama is someone you don’t wanna meet. Gonz

But she really did rile me up, didn’t she? Anxious

Dali Parton?
USNGunner Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:26 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
you forget..... I DO have your address... muhuhahahaha


No, you have his old one. He sold the place and is out of pocket with friends. Right? He tried having FGM send his creeper smokes to me. That was epic. d'oh!

And yeah Stephen, no way you did anything but get hosed in that whole CL thing. Not on you at all. Shame on you
Palama Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Dali Parton?


Laugh
USNGunner Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


Damn. I love that one Frank! That is perfect! Wish I had heard that when I was still in the Nav! LOL
izonfire Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 22 2020, 10:31 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.

There was an old man from Nantucket...
CelticBomber Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 2:38 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.


Now I have to read The Old Man and the Sea again... so depressing but, you put it in my head now. Luckily it's a quick one. Please refrain from any A Tale of Two Cities comments. Please?
Palama Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 4:30 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Now I have to read The Old Man and the Sea again... so depressing but, you put it in my head now. Luckily it's a quick one. Please refrain from any A Tale of Two Cities comments. Please?


My favorite Hemingway book.

Wrote my Junior Thesis on it. Unfortunately turned it in late and went from an A- to a B+ because of that. d'oh!

Of the two movie versions, prefer the Spencer Tracy one.
frankj1 Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 10:03 AM EST
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Dali Dagger?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#25 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 12:31 PM EST
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Fine. No Dickens. How about "There ain't no sin, and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do."

Ought to keep you occupied for a bit
jespear Offline
#26 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 12:32 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
There was an old man from Nantucket...


Yes, there was.
His name is frank ,and he moved to Massachusetts .
Palama Offline
#27 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 12:45 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Dali Dagger?


Saw Jimi sing about Dolly.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 1:24 PM EST
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Did she used to dwell in the red house over yonder?
Palama Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 2:49 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Did she used to dwell in the red house over yonder?


She did but then Jimi chopped it down with the edge of his hand.
CelticBomber Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 4:37 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Fine. No Dickens. How about "There ain't no sin, and there ain't no virtue. There's just stuff people do."

Ought to keep you occupied for a bit


Sunoverbeach? How about Sonofa...... Grapes of Wrath added to the list. I've only read it 6 or 7 times... here comes lucky number 8. You people are just mean.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#31 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 5:29 PM EST
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Hey, I was going to hit up War & Peace, but figured that wasn't fair since I never read that one myself
Palama Offline
#32 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 6:04 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hey, I was going to hit up War & Peace, but figured that wasn't fair since I never read that one myself


I read the Cliff Notes once. d'oh!
frankj1 Offline
#33 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 7:25 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hey, I was going to hit up War & Peace, but figured that wasn't fair since I never read that one myself

I never read either one
CelticBomber Offline
#34 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 7:59 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hey, I was going to hit up War & Peace, but figured that wasn't fair since I never read that one myself



I think Tolstoy was a clairvoyant..

“Because of the self-confidence with which he had spoken, no one could tell whether what he said was very clever or very stupid.”

I think this one belongs in the Politics section..... Whistle
Speyside Offline
#35 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 8:38 PM EST
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You don't have to read Frank both are already in your DNA.
Speyside Offline
#36 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 8:41 PM EST
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How about Metamorphosis? This thread is evolving.
RMAN4443 Offline
#37 Posted: Sun, Feb 23 2020, 11:47 PM EST
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didn't Godzirra kick Metamorphosis's ass?...Think
frankj1 Offline
#38 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2020, 12:08 AM EST
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Kafka sounds like ethnic food.
Palama Offline
#39 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2020, 12:16 AM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
didn't Godzirra kick Metamorphosis's ass?...Think


Oh no, there's goes Tokyo! Gonz
CelticBomber Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2020, 3:44 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
How about Metamorphosis? This thread is evolving.


Brilliant reference. But, I've been chased out of my own thread to protect myself!! If someone talks about a book, even one I've read multiple times, I have to read it again. I'm about to tackle Jung's Aion. Or, I was about too....

The Old Man and the Sea
Grapes of Wrath
War and Peace
The Metamorphosis


Now I gotta go dig through "The Pile" and find them. "The Pile" is my entire garage. Back to front floor to ceiling stacks of boxes full of books.....

So not only do I get to read these classics...again. I get a nice workout trying to find them. Thanks....

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USNGunner Offline
#41 Posted: Mon, Feb 24 2020, 6:09 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
01010000 01110010 01101001 01100011 01101011 0111011.


Same to ya fella! Shame on you
CelticBomber Offline
#42 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 2:53 PM EST
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Just waiting on my order from umm "Over Sea's" to arrive then boxes go out! Muhuhahaha

Oh Yeah John(Jespear) said he's short on Vodka.... just throwing that out there.....Whistle
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#43 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 3:46 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Just waiting on my order from umm "Over Sea's" to arrive then boxes go out! Muhuhahaha

Oh Yeah John(Jespear) said he's short on Vodka.... just throwing that out there.....Whistle


Is there NO END to your shenanigans ? d'oh!
USNGunner Offline
#44 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 4:52 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Just waiting on my order from umm "Over Sea's" to arrive then boxes go out! Muhuhahaha

Oh Yeah John(Jespear) said he's short on Vodka.... just throwing that out there.....Whistle


Short on vodka? Can't have that. Frying pan
jespear Offline
#45 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 8:47 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Short on vodka? Can't have that. Frying pan


Shame on you Not true !
CelticBomber Offline
#46 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 8:50 PM EST
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jespear wrote:
Shame on you Not true !




SO TRUE! He said he's low too... something about empty space... whatever THAT is....
jespear Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 9:11 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
SO TRUE! He said he's low too... something about empty space... whatever THAT is....


In my best Moe Howard voice . . . "Why I oughta . . ."
USNGunner Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Mar 11 2020, 9:25 PM EST
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"Fire mission Imminent. Ready the QRF, ready all batteries, grids to follow!"
izonfire Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Mar 12 2020, 12:01 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
SO TRUE! He said he's low too... something about empty space... whatever THAT is....

Is there anything other than empty space?
When it’s full, there is no more space
CelticBomber Offline
#50 Posted: Thu, Mar 12 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Is there anything other than empty space?
When it’s full, there is no more space



If you ever come out of hiding I'll show you what no more space looks like. (Shakes fist)
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