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Last post 4 years ago by DrMaddVibe. 13 replies replies.
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opelmanta1900 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Mad Mike, the flat earther who wanted to prove his case by launching himself into the atmosphere in a home made rocket is dead...

The home made rocket - essentially a hot water heater with a man inside - was launched from the back of a rickety old truck...immediately after take off, the parachute that is supposed to allow him to safely return to the earths surface detaches and the hot water heater crashes back to the surface of our round planet...

If he didn't procreate, he's definitely a Darwin award winner....
tamapatom Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-19-2015
Posts: 7,381
I thought his nickname was Mini Mike? Losing shouldn't be taken so seriously.
Dg west deptford Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 05-25-2019
Posts: 2,836
Did he at least get high enough to see the roundness before he died?
tonygraz Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,175
I first thought Opie found a new drug.
DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,508
He was prolly looking for CROS... Mellow
deadeyedick Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-13-2003
Posts: 16,957
Hot water heaters always fail eventually.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
Well, from his new vantage point...the earth is flat!

Glass half full!!!Beer
MACS Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Dumb-assery at its finest. Perhaps he was related to FGM?
MACS Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
tonygraz wrote:
I first thought Opie found a new drug.


Pfft... no need for new ones. Just improve upon the old ones.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
Irony - the Earth is still not flat, but he is
MACS Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Irony - the Earth is still not flat, but he is


Ba-dum-bump
RMAN4443 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
I heard they call him Spot....Anxious
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,301
RMAN4443 wrote:
I heard they call him Spot....Anxious


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