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Speyside Offline
#201 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:11 AM EST
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Morning all. First day Illinois is on lockdown. I a gonna go for a 15 mile hike. The corona or the hep will probably get me.
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#202 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:12 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Morning all. First day Illinois is on lockdown. I a gonna go for a 15 mile hike. The corona or the hep will probably get me.


Just don't sniff any farts.
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#203 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:21 AM EST
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PBg_3iVBw&feature=youtu.be
Sunoverbeach Offline
#204 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:47 AM EST
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So the FIL took a spill Fri night. Turns out he broke his hip in the process. Surgery got bumped up to today and I'm volunteered as support due to Mrs. Beach having an autoimmune dealy. Not how I was planning to spend my Sun.
MACS Offline
#205 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:01 AM EST
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My farts can travel much farther than 6 feet... and are likely as deadly as the Wuhan. Herfing
Ram27 Offline
#206 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:12 AM EST
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Prayers for your FIl Suno and family.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#207 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:15 AM EST
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Thank you, sir
MACS Offline
#208 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:24 AM EST
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Yes, SOB... prayers for your FIL. Pray
DrafterX Offline
#209 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:31 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
MACS Offline
#210 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:43 AM EST
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Drafter!! Laugh
teedubbya Offline
#211 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:46 AM EST
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I just farted and the canary died.

Prayers sob.
DrafterX Offline
#212 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:47 AM EST
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Abbynads was there..?? Huh
teedubbya Offline
#213 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:47 AM EST
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No just my own.
DrafterX Offline
#214 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:48 AM EST
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Macs..!! Laugh
HockeyDad Offline
#215 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:51 AM EST
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Good morning
teedubbya Offline
#216 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:52 AM EST
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Cold and rainy here. Good day to stay in.
MACS Offline
#217 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:52 AM EST
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Wife and I are gonna go for a walk... I may as well bring a cigar, right?
delta1 Offline
#218 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:57 AM EST
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huh.....so, if I'm understanding this correctly, we should keep our distance from naked guys who are farting......farts spread the virus into the air...

I knew this would be the place for tips on surviving the corona virus pandemic...



hope SOB's FIL has a full and speedy recovery and that SOB gets some stress relief time outs...
delta1 Offline
#219 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 10:58 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
Wife and I are gonna go for a walk... I may as well bring a cigar, right?


I do all the time when I'm out walking...it covers up my farts...


and guarantees social distancing
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#220 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:03 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
Food is getting low... gonna have to decide whether I eat my wife or the cat.... But, since it's not my wife's birthday I guess it's gonna be the cat. Whistle


Yeah, we had to eat the 5 year old yesterday. Still got plenty of food but that little SOB was irritating the shiite out of everyone.
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#221 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:04 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Da Shadow..?? Huh


LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
USNGunner Offline
#222 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:05 AM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Morning all. First day Illinois is on lockdown. I a gonna go for a 15 mile hike. The corona or the hep will probably get me.



Still a lot of traffic round here for being locked down. Shame on you
delta1 Offline
#223 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 11:08 AM EST
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out for a walk last night, smoking a cigar and ....nm

third night of statewide stay at home order, and the low number of cars out was kinda strange for 8pm on a Saturday night...seems peeps in this town are taking the pandemic seriously...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#224 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:41 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
that little SOB was irritating the shiite out of everyone.

*sigh* Story of my life

Thanks all. Luckily the '08 NCAA Nat Championship is on. Wonder who's gonna win? Think
Palama Online
#225 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 12:58 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
So the FIL took a spill Fri night. Turns out he broke his hip in the process. Surgery got bumped up to today and I'm volunteered as support due to Mrs. Beach having an autoimmune dealy. Not how I was planning to spend my Sun.


Bummers Dan. Prayers for a successful operation and speedy recovery.

At least you’re building up brownie points. Whistle
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#226 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 1:11 PM EST
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Think I've got enough saved to get that Mustang finally. Now need to work on the $$$ part of it
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#227 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 1:19 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
*sigh* Story of my life

No worries SOB. You’re still one of us.
No matter how irritating you may be...
____

Hope everything works out with the FIL.
Treat yourself to a “special” brownie
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#228 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 2:24 PM EST
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Thanks again, all. Procedure went well. Now we just need to figure out how to keep him on his feet and not breaking ****.

Barring different direction from upper management, back on site for work this coming week
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#229 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 2:58 PM EST
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It's official. Starting tomorrow all Pa. residence are ordered to stay at home. You are only allowed to leave for life sustaining activities. State and local police have been ordered to enforce the lock down. They are deadly serious. The mayor gave a press conference saying to many people were not taking this crisis serious enough. The playgrounds were packed with kids playing basketball etc. Police have been super busy breaking up large social gatherings, BBQ's, and parties at all the parks. The state's leading medical expert said the reported cases in Pa. were rising exponentially every two days.

I think I'm all set. Cigar stash. Check! Lager, Bourbon and Irish Cream stash. Check! Sour patch strips and gummy worm edibles. Check! TP stash. Check! All I really need now is some Dorito's and a ten pack of soft taco's from Taco Bell. Maybe treat myself to a Steak Chalupa!

Hey John! Wanna come over and drool in front of the T.V. for about 8 hours? We just gotta stay six feet apart and I have to some how manage to ignore the machismo that pours off you! Think BigGrin
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#230 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 3:04 PM EST
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We can still play a game of HORSE if we where gloves and don't touch our faces and hold our flatulence from the taco Bell?
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#231 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 3:16 PM EST
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unplugged and fished the river this morning... suffered a couple line breaks on trout... time to order and replace line on everything...
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#232 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 3:18 PM EST
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So you ate taco bell and went fishing?
Palama Online
#233 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 3:40 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Think I've got enough saved to get that Mustang finally. Now need to work on the $$$ part of it


Iffin’ I had the space (...and more importantly...) the money 💰 for an OG muscle car, it would be a ‘69 Chevy Z/28.
delta1 Offline
#234 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 3:50 PM EST
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always wanted a '63 Corvette Stingray
MACS Offline
#235 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 4:02 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
always wanted a '63 Corvette Stingray


Split window?

Never really been a fan of the corvette. Not to say I don't appreciate them, just never wanted one.
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#236 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 4:02 PM EST
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put me on the list for a '64 GTO, or a '67 Hemi Roadrunner...fog
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#237 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 4:02 PM EST
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What I'd ideally want to do is take a modern GT500 or Roush Stg 3 or similarly overpowered Mustang, rip the body off it and stick a '69 fastback body on it. Classic styling. Modern power and handling. That's the out of my price range dream
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#238 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 4:42 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Split window?

Never really been a fan of the corvette. Not to say I don't appreciate them, just never wanted one.


I was 10 at the time and didn't give a crap about cars...then I saw a red and white one and popped a boner...


sure, there have been some flops in the line over the years, but I fell in love with that specific car and started looking for other cars that excited me...like the 64 Mustang GT fastback and GTO, 68 Camaro Z28, 70 Hemi Road Runner


to be honest, my dream car was a 70 Lamborghini Miura...but won't ever be able to afford one
USNGunner Offline
#239 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:27 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
put me on the list for a '64 GTO, or a '67 Hemi Roadrunner...fog


69 Goat or Roadrunner. Nirvana baby! Applause

Beer
Speyside Offline
#240 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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Have my 2 bucket list cars. 53 Buick Skylark convertible. 68 Chevy Impala hardtop SS427 L71.
MACS Offline
#241 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:43 PM EST
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Having driven a few of those older cars, I prefer the power and handling of the newer ones... so my bucket list of cars has changed.
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#242 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:46 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Yeah, we had to eat the 5 year old yesterday. Still got plenty of food but that little SOB was irritating the shiite out of everyone.





Nice! Isn't it considered veal if you cannibalize anyone under the age of 8?



(as an aside I refuse to eat veal. Calves play like puppies and what they do to those poor buggers locking them down so they can't move etc.... I don'y mind animals being killed for food but I don't need them tortured first.)
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#243 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:51 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
always wanted a '63 Corvette Stingray



THIS!!!! Or the Corvette Mako Shark concept car!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mako_Shark_(concept_car)

Edit: The '63 Stingray convertible. Not the split window.
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#244 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:55 PM EST
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Back to work...
izonfire Offline
#245 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 5:58 PM EST
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'67 Camaro or Mustang Fastback
Palama Online
#246 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 7:40 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
put me on the list for a '64 GTO, or a '67 Hemi Roadrunner...fog


Road Runners didn’t come out till ‘68. Wish I still had mine. fog
Palama Online
#247 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 8:19 PM EST
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Honolulu Mayor Kirk Caldwell just announced a “Stay At Home/Work At Home order for all non-essential workers effective tomorrow at 4:30 pm.

Other islands not affected by this but may impose a similar order.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#248 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:32 PM EST
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evening my quarantine brothers...

we are doing our best to make meals from as scratch as possible...

made bread dough and used half for little flatbread pizzas... topped two with shredded chicken mixed with bbq sauce and one with shredded chicken mixed with ranch sauce... topped both with cheddar cheese...

flattened the other half of the dough and fried it, then covered it in blackberry jam and powdered sugar...

fat and full...
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#249 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:32 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Honolulu Mayor Kirk Caldwell just announced a “Stay At Home/Work At Home order for all non-essential workers effective tomorrow at 4:30 pm.

Other islands not affected by this but may impose a similar order.


Stay safe brother!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#250 Posted: Sun, Mar 22 2020, 9:35 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Honolulu Mayor Kirk Caldwell just announced a “Stay At Home/Work At Home order for all non-essential workers effective tomorrow at 4:30 pm.

Other islands not affected by this but may impose a similar order.

can you still go grocery shopping and go for walks and stuff?
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