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MACS Offline
#301 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 3:35 PM EST
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Right after she explained you needed a million in life insurance?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#302 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 3:39 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
To Victors point during a battle with RMAN a couple weeks back, wives, girlfriends and family is out of bounds- unless you brin them into the ring. It is with that ruling in mind, I playful take advantage of the above quote.

Two hours?! How much make up does she need?!

She lost the use of her left arm in a car accident when she was 15, so things take a little longer for her than most...

to answer your question, none... She's amazing as is...
delta1 Offline
#303 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 4:00 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Psh... I'm freaking adorable. Like a fat round teddy bear.

And for the record, she was very bothered by the tornado warning. Just never lived in a flyover state before and had zero idea what one was supposed to do in the case of that warning.



shoulda said: "here's what we do...put this in your mouth until things blow over"
delta1 Offline
#304 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 4:02 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
She lost the use of her left arm in a car accident when she was 15, so things take a little longer for her than most...

to answer your question, none... She's amazing as is...


yep...and you should try her variety of salsas, 8...amazing is an understatement
victor809 Offline
#305 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 4:51 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
shoulda said: "here's what we do...put this in your mouth until things blow over"

heh... blow over
8trackdisco Offline
#306 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:00 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
She lost the use of her left arm in a car accident when she was 15, so things take a little longer for her than most...

to answer your question, none... She's amazing as is...


Well.... that certainly makes the humor less funny.
No make-up? Impressive.
frankj1 Offline
#307 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:01 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
And remember what Frank always says: if my grandma had balls my grandpa would be a homo... er somethin...

it's funnier in Yiddish
8trackdisco Offline
#308 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:02 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Right after she explained you needed a million in life insurance?


Come to think of it.... why would she need life insurance if I’m on the roof keeping her safe?
You obviously don’t get it.
8trackdisco Offline
#309 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:03 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Right after she explained you needed a million in life insurance?


Come to think of it.... why would she need life insurance if I’m on the roof keeping her safe?
You obviously don’t get it.
frankj1 Offline
#310 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:22 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
Successful experiments in the warehouse today.... got a HV wire wet, loaded it up with some dust and hooked it to a corona wire.

By a couple rounds of that we had the outside of the HV wire burning. Very cool. Starting to zero in on some of our technical difficulties. Now we just need a solution

was the corona wire from China?
victor809 Offline
#311 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 5:30 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
was the corona wire from China?


American coronawire. So it can't contain itself.
frankj1 Offline
#312 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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victor809 wrote:
American coronawire. So it can't contain itself.

oh well, back to the drawing board.
frankj1 Offline
#313 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 7:20 PM EST
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sweet news in MA today...

all non-essential businesses blah blah blah BUT

liquor store employees are on the essential list!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#314 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 8:35 PM EST
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Hoosierland's shutting down after tomorrow, but power plant workers get to defy travel restrictions.. I'd argue, but it feels like bad career move to claim I'm nonessential
Speyside Offline
#315 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:13 PM EST
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Illinois is shut down Frank, but I'm considered essential, imagine that.
clintCigar Offline
#316 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:20 PM EST
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Dallas county in TX mandatory stay at home for non essential
frankj1 Offline
#317 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 9:52 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Illinois is shut down Frank, but I'm considered essential, imagine that.

the anti Prohibition crowd ain't dead yet.
98.2% stuck in the house, no way they take away booze too!
MACS Offline
#318 Posted: Mon, Mar 23 2020, 10:13 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
sweet news in MA today...

all non-essential businesses blah blah blah BUT

liquor store employees are on the essential list!


Not in CA, that I know of... because you can buy booze in grocery stores! Beer, wine, liquor... but the selection is no bueno on beer and booze.
danmdevries Offline
#319 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 2:31 AM EST
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Happy Tuesday fellas
tonygraz Offline
#320 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:18 AM EST
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Crazy Tuesday here - 5" of snow on the ground just below freezing and on the way up to 47 this afternoon. Mrs. Tony gets to go pick up our neighbor across the street this morning from the rehabilitation facility she has been at as the result of a bad fall. Need to go on a shopping trip - stores have geezer hours early in the AM. All I really need is milk and salad fixin's , but I plan on picking up some other stuff too. I should have gotten a haircut before they closed the barber shops and salons. I'm going to end up looking like a mountain man. The good thing is I can get a cigar or 2 or 3 in today.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#321 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:49 AM EST
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I hear you Tony. I was just thinking about how I was overdue for a haircut before all this started. Going to be rocking a sweet mullet before too long
Ram27 Offline
#322 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:04 AM EST
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Coffee is on..............



...............................................morning danm & gang. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#323 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 6:50 AM EST
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Cool Dudes...
corey sellers Offline
#324 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 7:36 AM EST
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Morning gents
deadeyedick Offline
#325 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 7:48 AM EST
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Woke up at 3:00 can't sleep. I'm up but that's all. May go play golf as thats one of the only things left open.

Stay safe folks.
teedubbya Offline
#326 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:07 AM EST
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill
8trackdisco Offline
#327 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:18 AM EST
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Wife now wfh. Will see if the internet is sturdy enough for both of us.

Mid 40s forecasted. Another 10 degrees and it’s outside cigar weather.
deadeyedick Offline
#328 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:43 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Wife now wfh. Will see if the internet is sturdy enough for both of us.

Mid 40s forecasted. Another 10 degrees and it’s outside cigar weather.


Damn, them northerners are a hardy lot.Think

Waiting for it to warm into the 70s before I light up.
victor809 Offline
#329 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 8:59 AM EST
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Driving up to Iowa tomorrow to implement some of the fun tests on site.

Maybe I'll give some Iowans the coronavirus.
USNGunner Offline
#330 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 9:17 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Wife now wfh. Will see if the internet is sturdy enough for both of us.

Mid 40s forecasted. Another 10 degrees and it’s outside cigar weather.


Yep. Wife is not running the mobile Wuhan swab tests at the hospital. They have a drive thru going. Pull up, get a swab shoved into your brain, move along. Today's the first day, I'm waiting on news of how that's going. Think
jespear Offline
#331 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 10:09 AM EST
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I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you this lil tidbit...
Last night I went to the ShopRite to buy just a bag of food for my dogs.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze ) ...but then why would I be buying dog food...right?
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me.
I answered...of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack...he was laughing so hard! d'oh!

...Let’s continue Laughing We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY
delta1 Offline
#332 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 11:40 AM EST
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get the license number of the truck, John?
tonygraz Offline
#333 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 11:51 AM EST
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No, but I hear he's chasing them now and writing the plate numbers down.
victor809 Offline
#334 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:25 PM EST
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Well, our city is on a "Stay at Home" order starting tomorrow. Any "non essential" businesses must go to work from home or otherwise close.
Dg west deptford Offline
#335 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:30 PM EST
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Smoking down by the river in a van. Usually dead here this time of day on a Tuesday but it's a festival here! Grateful dead blaring coolers open fish are biting, beautiful!
deadeyedick Offline
#336 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:33 PM EST
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Thats prolly a good place for you Vic. If you been hanging around bat chit in the cave you are most likely a carrier.
victor809 Offline
#337 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 12:52 PM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Thats prolly a good place for you Vic. If you been hanging around bat chit in the cave you are most likely a carrier.


True.
That's why I'm heading to Iowa tomorrow. Want to make sure I share the wealth.

They're not on lockdown up there yet.
tonygraz Offline
#338 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 3:20 PM EST
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Where in Iowa are you going ? The only thing I miss about Iowa is a pork tenderloin sandwich---and a few of the people I knew.
Ram27 Offline
#339 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 3:48 PM EST
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Where is MACS ???Think

Howdy folks. ram27bat
rfenst Offline
#340 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 4:09 PM EST
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Ram27 wrote:
Where is MACS ???Think

Howdy folks. ram27bat

Probably sleeping. I think he is working this week. How you doing, RAM?
MACS Offline
#341 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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Yessir... afternoon Ram, rfenst, dudes...

Stayed up late, slept in late, to prepare for the night shift tomorrow. I've got 7 weeks of night shift to do. Likely have to be on days the last week so I can check out, turn in my uniforms, gear, badge, ID, etc.
DrafterX Offline
#342 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 4:56 PM EST
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Well hell... The CV got me... not infected but furloughed... no pay but get to try to survive on unemployment for a few weeks... damnit... I'm really surprised.. maybe it's time for the DPA to kick in afterall... I'll be fine tho... not worried.. glad I'm not blowing money in Jamaica tho... Mellow
MACS Offline
#343 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:05 PM EST
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Sorry to hear, Drafter.
teedubbya Offline
#344 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:07 PM EST
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I’m sorry brother. I sincerely mean this... if there is anything I can do to help....
Ram27 Offline
#345 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:08 PM EST
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Hey Robert, MAC & gang. Getting ready to go to local Acme and see what is available. Good luck X.

Later folks. ram27bat
DrafterX Offline
#346 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:14 PM EST
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Thanks guys... it sucks but I'm not worried... i'll try to get some stuff done out in the yard instead of drinking beer all day... Laugh
victor809 Offline
#347 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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That's no fun Drafter. Want me to go to the office and give them all the coronavirus?
Palama Offline
#348 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:15 PM EST
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Bummers Drafter. Sad
USNGunner Offline
#349 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:28 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Well hell... The CV got me... not infected but furloughed... no pay but get to try to survive on unemployment for a few weeks... damnit... I'm really surprised.. maybe it's time for the DPA to kick in afterall... I'll be fine tho... not worried.. glad I'm not blowing money in Jamaica tho... Mellow


We're waiting for that hammer to fall as well. Hang in there bro.
DrafterX Offline
#350 Posted: Tue, Mar 24 2020, 5:28 PM EST
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Ya... bummer but at least it's not the middle of winter.. this could be a good little break.. not contributing to da 401 kinda sucks tho... Mellow
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