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Following Dr Trump's Medical Advice...
tonygraz Offline
#301 Posted:
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I used to work for a company that made syringes. I have some that I'll offer to a MAGA friend for his MAGA buddies. Helping others is a virtue.
JadeRose Offline
#302 Posted:
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I KNEW jamming that blacklight up my ass back in the 80's was a good idea
teedubbya Offline
#303 Posted:
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who knew the cure could be so fun? they say, lots of people say, we never could have known how fun it it but they really are on to something and what do you have to lose and such and stuff
delta1 Offline
#304 Posted:
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remember when huffing Dust Off was a thing?

this will be even better...


if you squint and look from an angle, Trump kinda looks like the Reverend Jim Jones...
tailgater Offline
#305 Posted:
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JadeRose wrote:
I KNEW jamming that blacklight up my ass back in the 80's was a good idea


Like you had to Jam it.
More like duct tape it securely.

tailgater Offline
#306 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I used to work for a company that made syringes. I have some that I'll offer to a MAGA friend for his MAGA buddies. Helping others is a virtue.


You know stealing from the clinic isn't really considered "working for a company".


teedubbya Offline
#307 Posted:
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He was younger then
tailgater Offline
#308 Posted:
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We all were.
izonfire Offline
#309 Posted:
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Not me.
I was so much older then. I'm younger than that now...
tonygraz Offline
#310 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
remember when huffing Dust Off was a thing?

this will be even better...


if you squint and look from an angle, Trump kinda looks like the Reverend Jim Jones...



In the video where he spouts the crazy medical advice, it looked like he missed part of his head with the comb over.
MMM Lysol flavored kool aid for all.
Speyside Offline
#311 Posted:
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Injecting a disinfecting agent is pure genius! It is an absolute that no one who does this will die of COVID 19!!!
fiddler898 Offline
#312 Posted:
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Another possible way of dealing with COVID-19 might be Amendment 25... (OK, I stole this.)
HockeyDad Offline
#313 Posted:
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Here’s your marshmallow
izonfire Offline
#314 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Here’s your marshmallow

I'll take it if he doesn't want his...
frankj1 Offline
#315 Posted:
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it's been bleached
delta1 Offline
#316 Posted:
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more than 24 hours later, shocked that nobody died...guess his base deserves more credit...they DO know he lies...
teedubbya Offline
#317 Posted:
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His lie today about being sarcastic and questioning the press is blatant.
izonfire Offline
#318 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
it's been bleached

Ooooohhhhhh,
I'm feeling anemic...
frankj1 Offline
#319 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
more than 24 hours later, shocked that nobody died...guess his base deserves more credit...they DO know he lies...

as of mid afternoon, over 100 calls to Maryland board of health just checking if it was safe...
teedubbya Offline
#320 Posted:
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CDC had to clarify how to and not to use disinfectant.
victor809 Offline
#321 Posted:
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I find it slightly ironic that the same group that whined incessantly about the money wasted by the government to translate documents into various languages has no issue with the wasted resources in correcting our idiot president's daily lies and stupidly incorrect statements
Speyside Offline
#322 Posted:
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Victor, you are one mean SOB. Quit picking on someone who has dementia damn it. What are you going to say next? To open the salons in DC so he can get his bald spot covered back up? What next? Accuse the Catholic church covering up for pedophiles, of burning people at the stake, of supporting Hitler? Wait, bad examples, that's all true. I know you are going to say Tail is a member of mensa.
teedubbya Offline
#323 Posted:
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I suspect he was one of those Mensa Cycles
delta1 Offline
#324 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
as of mid afternoon, over 100 calls to Maryland board of health just checking if it was safe...


hah...in the words of the great Reagan: "Trust...but verify"
ZRX1200 Offline
#325 Posted:
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I obviously selected a good rename for this section.
tailgater Offline
#326 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
CDC had to clarify how to and not to use disinfectant.


This is only true because of the headlines (blatant lies).
I hope people understand this.

victor809 Offline
#327 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
This is only true because of the headlines (blatant lies).
I hope people understand this.



Or it's because of you know... the things the president has said on video.

I hope you understand this
tonygraz Offline
#328 Posted:
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I liked the SNL Brad Pitt skit as Fauci.
tailgater Offline
#329 Posted:
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victor809 wrote:
Or it's because of you know... the things the president has said on video.

I hope you understand this


It's not this President's fault that your reading comprehension is so poor.

Read or listen to his quote. His actual quote. The words he said.
Without the media headlines you wouldn't be saying what you are.


I can almost see the headlines from 50 years ago if you walking-zombie-like media lemmings were equally against Kennedy:
JFK forced to apologize for telling people to fly themselves to the moon.


For crying out loud.
Think for yourself at least once during Trump's 8 years.
tailgater Offline
#330 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
I liked the SNL Brad Pitt skit as Fauci.


I missed this, but plan to watch.
Pitt is dreamy.
teedubbya Offline
#331 Posted:
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I dunno..... I watched it several times.... full context not partial... it was effed up. You really can't blame the media for it, it is on him. I also have considered the admins changing explanations of it trying to spin it..... um no...... adding context of past "cures" he was pimping.... um no.

It was dumb and didn't belong on that stage. He simply needed to stay silent on the topic. And yes some people are really maliable. Some will try stupid things based on things like this. Others will justify things like this.

talk about syndromes...... i'm sure it was "perfect" as it always is and everyone is just misinterpreting it and taking it out of context. give me a break.
delta1 Offline
#332 Posted:
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tail is a true believer...loves the Reverend Trump...
victor809 Offline
#333 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
It's not this President's fault that your reading comprehension is so poor.

Read or listen to his quote. His actual quote. The words he said.
Without the media headlines you wouldn't be saying what you are.


I can almost see the headlines from 50 years ago if you walking-zombie-like media lemmings were equally against Kennedy:
JFK forced to apologize for telling people to fly themselves to the moon.


For crying out loud.
Think for yourself at least once during Trump's 8 years.


Tail... do you think I actually didn't look up his quote? Of course I did. I was wondering why we had all these sudden "don't use disinfectant" warnings. I thought to myself... self... there's no way our president is dumb enough to suggest disinfectant injections...

tails stable genius wrote:

A question that probably some of you are thinking of if you’re totally into that world, which I find to be very interesting. So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that. So that you’re going to have to use medical doctors with, but it sounds interesting to me. So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute. That’s pretty powerful.

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it’d be interesting to check that."

Now you're going to white knight your little princess pwesident and say "he never told other people to inject it!!!" but guess what, what he said was close enough.

If the CEO of Lysol said what he said above, there would be an immediate printed retraction. Because companies (actual businesses, run by actual businessmen, not reality show businessmen) understand that suggesting that we're going to be looking into injecting disinfectant into humans, or "cleaning" out the inside of our bodies with disinfectant, is sufficient to make a company liable if some moron does it.

But let's also look beyond Trump's suggestion that our population should be injecting bleach and using UV light on themselves.... Let's look at the phenomenal lack of knowledge required for those suggestions.

Do you even realize what he's suggesting? Getting light into the lungs? Is he suggesting we take the lungs out and open them up so we can get light all over them? Or is he suggesting putting a light into our lungs and hitting every centimeter of our lung tissue with tissue damaging UV light?

This is beyond "dumb". I cannot stress this enough, tail. When I call you dumb... which I often do... I am still giving you the credit to understand that injections of lysol into a body, or removing internal organs, dissecting them and hitting them with UV light and putting them back in.. may be worse for a body than COVID-19. I'm giving you that level of credit. Twitler has gone beyond the lowest level of expectations for "dumb".
HockeyDad Offline
#334 Posted:
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Like people could actually find Lysol. That’s only for us essential people.

I find it interesting that Trump said something “close enough” to everybody inject Lysol and Clorox yet nobody actually did.

Sounds like it wasn’t quite close enough.
teedubbya Offline
#335 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Like people could actually find Lysol. That’s only for us essential people.

I find it interesting that Trump said something “close enough” to everybody inject Lysol and Clorox yet nobody actually did.

Sounds like it wasn’t quite close enough.



More true than you know LOL

I am finding TP with "regularity" now though.

We did have a local try diluted bleach in her neti pot.


The funny part is I do use NB UVB for cancer treatment AND put a cup of bleach in bathwater once a week per doctors orders. Maybe Trump was just talking about my rare cancer.
victor809 Offline
#336 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Like people could actually find Lysol. That’s only for us essential people.

I find it interesting that Trump said something “close enough” to everybody inject Lysol and Clorox yet nobody actually did.

Sounds like it wasn’t quite close enough.


Meh.... was it not close enough? Or was every disinfectant company scrambling to say "don't inject us" sufficient? Can't know which had the impact. Or was it the news saying "Don't inject lysol"...

I was personally less worried about the health of anyone dumb enough to listen to the president, and more worried about how phenomenally poor his understanding of basic biology is. One should question the american school systems if someone who grew up as privileged as he did managed to avoid learning even the most basic understanding of biology.
HockeyDad Offline
#337 Posted:
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Every news agency said don’t inject Lysol because they need to keep everyone afraid and tuned in. Good “we care” advertising for the disinfectant companies to seize.

In the American school system, biology is for nerds.

teedubbya Offline
#338 Posted:
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Like any good american I intend to continue UV treatment and bleach baths.
tonygraz Offline
#339 Posted:
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Well, he has lawyers that threaten schools to not release his grades. Try finding a special award for him at any school he attended (not including Trump University).
teedubbya Offline
#340 Posted:
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I think he is special
teedubbya Offline
#341 Posted:
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Can you imagine people like Tail defending Bammy if he said the exact same thing in the same circumstance....
victor809 Offline
#342 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Can you imagine people like Tail defending Bammy if he said the exact same thing in the same circumstance....


I wonder what we can dig up if we put out enough effort
HockeyDad Offline
#343 Posted:
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I don’t recall any shortage of people defending Bammy for any situation
teedubbya Offline
#344 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
I don’t recall any shortage of people defending Bammy for any situation



True and they were rightly called out on it in these sorts of situations. To then do the same is funny to me. Not surprising but funny.
teedubbya Offline
#345 Posted:
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an occasional oopsie daisy is fine by me. Just correct it and move on. But Baghdad Bob has never had one. Just ask him. And this was more than an oopsie daisy..... I suspect this shows what the scientists have to deal with in briefings with him. He likes to help and hes got it .... right there
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#346 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
You know stealing from the clinic isn't really considered "working for a company".



so funny.

meant to tell you the other day...
victor809 Offline
#347 Posted:
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Here's a thread of tail literally defending one of those "Obama is a Kenyan Mooslem" chain emails
http://www.cigarbid.com/...what-of-this-is-untrue-

This is a delicious quote from tail
hypocritail wrote:

Senator Obama is underqualified, has a questionable spiritual base, and a suspicious upbringing. If we can not delve into these details without fear of being labeled a racist, then you obviously have no bullets left in your gun.

.... Replace obama with trump and "racist" with "TDS" if you want.
http://www.cigarbid.com/...ts/190884/-Ping-SteveR- (the irony is that it was on a thread complaining about another where people were literally using the N-word in complaints about Obama here)

Here's tail complaining that people aren't criticizing Obama for what he said
http://www.cigarbid.com/...c-Obama-will-Get-Us-Out

Tail complaining that Obama doesn't understand the engine HP properly.... and something something...
http://www.cigarbid.com/...ush-look-like-a-genius-

Tail not wanting to give obama credit for the stock market going up...
http://www.cigarbid.com/...sts/286672/STOCK-MARKET

Tail complaining that Obama is going to have an appearance on late night tv when the dollar is dropping
http://www.cigarbid.com/...286231/U-S-Dollar-drops

Tail upset because Obama is willing to play nice with Chavez. His reasoning? Chavez called Bush "The Devil". Wonder how that changed....
http://www.cigarbid.com/...290823/Obama-and-Chavez

Tail upset with Obama because "you can't spend your way out of a defecit"
http://www.cigarbid.com/...sts/292973/BUSH-v-OBAMA

Here's tail literally saying "Obama told them all black kids look alike".... (and he complains about trump being misinterpreted)
http://www.cigarbid.com/...has-been-discussed-yet-

Here's tail complaining that Obama points fingers too much at previous administrations...
http://www.cigarbid.com/...d-job-numbers-Wait-what

here's a sweet one... where tail is upset that obama doesn't understand economics...
http://www.cigarbid.com/...24299/The-Debate-So-Far

Ok... I'm done... I can't dig through that tripe any longer. I hadn't even gotten to the second term yet.
delta1 Offline
#348 Posted:
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I'm reminded why I didn't bother checking into the politics board then...most of the cons who were outraged by Obama have moved on, barely lifting a finger to defend Trump...

prolly why I didn't say anything to defend Obama: he was doing the job and I was satisfied...the pack of critics seemed rabid and vicious, so there was no point...

imagine that's how we libs who are attacking Trump now are viewed by cons...

but really...when was the last time something inane out of the POTUS's mouth got so much world-wide attention? had to be when Reagan said "ketchup is a vegetable"
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#349 Posted:
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You unable to fill your RX Vic?

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