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Last post 12 days ago by Stogie1020. 12 replies replies.
Trump joke, Yiddish style
frankj1 Offline
#1 Posted:
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President Trump calls the Head of the CIA and asks, "How come the Jews know everything before we do?" The CIA chief replies, "The Jews have this expression: “Vus titzuch?'

“The President asks, "What does that mean?"


"Well, Mr. President," replies the CIA chief, "it's a Yiddish expression that roughly translates to 'what's happening'. They just ask each other and that's how they find out about everything.

Trump decides to go undercover to determine if this is true. He dresses up as an Orthodox Jew, wearing the traditional black hat, beard, long black coat... the whole schtick.

The President is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York, picked up in an unmarked car, and dropped off in Crown Heights, Brooklyn 's most Jewish neighborhood. Soon a little old man comes shuffling along.

The President stops him and whispers, "Vus titzuch?"

The old guy whispers back, "That shmuck Trump is in Brooklyn today.
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teedubbya Offline
#2 Posted:
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Oh vey
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
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Mellow
Gene363 Offline
#4 Posted:
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Sneaking in another Trump slight, even if it was funy. Shame on you
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Gene363 wrote:
Sneaking in another Trump slight, even if it was funy. Shame on you

oh, for sure.
but this one was soft.
delta1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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nuh uhhh........................I heard Trump has a hard-on for NYC
USNGunner Offline
#7 Posted:
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OMG, That is freaking hilarious Frank! LOL

I'm sharing that one.
jjanecka Offline
#8 Posted:
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That was awesome!
Dg west deptford Offline
#9 Posted:
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Prettay, prettay, prettay good
thurson Offline
#10 Posted:
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LOL LOL LOL
frankj1 Offline
#11 Posted:
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I thought it was cute and not attack mode
Stogie1020 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
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Well done.
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