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victor809 Offline
#451 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 5:31 PM EST
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Hell with that. Claim the coffee maker as your own and drink it by the pot


If you lick the rim it's yours.


(also applicable to women and TW)
opelmanta1900 Offline
#452 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 5:34 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I'm high and full...
delta1 Offline
#453 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 5:46 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
nice to meecha, Mr. Full
danmdevries Offline
#454 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 6:08 PM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
Back to work.
MACS Offline
#455 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 6:11 PM EST
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Posts: 79,770
danmdevries wrote:
Back to work.


Yup...
Brewha Offline
#456 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:01 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,170
Dropping in to share a story here...

My wife and i took a train trip to San Antonio. Got a cabin, sleeper, with a high def view of The Poverty Channel though a bay window in the cabin. Brought a picnic basket filled with wine and cheese. Took a water bottle filled with my favorite Scotch. The wife stuck to the wine - hates scotch. Ate dinner in the diner car, cocktails on the upper deck. Spent some man and women time in the cabin. Took a long nap.

About midnight, we arrived in San Antonio. Got off the train and stood waiting for a cab. Thirsty, very thirsty. Grabbed out the water bottles and both took a deep dive. Long, glug, glug, glug drinks. My wife, skinny blond with back bone and bite, had accidentally picked up the scotch bottle.



Yes - she swallowed.

What’s not to love?
Cathcam13 Offline
#457 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:04 PM EST
Joined: 01-11-2018
Posts: 1,264
I’ll bet that water had one heck of a bite. I believe that the proper term is Fire Water. 🤣😂🤣
teedubbya Offline
#458 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:09 PM EST
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Hey Macs

Papa Murphy’s s’mores bars.

Yum.
Brewha Offline
#459 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 7:25 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,170
Cathcam13 wrote:
I’ll bet that water had one heck of a bite. I believe that the proper term is Fire Water. 🤣😂🤣

The look on here face lasted all night....
delta1 Offline
#460 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:03 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
best line of the story: Yes - she swallowed.
Ram27 Offline
#461 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:07 PM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,009
Be safe danm and MACS. 👍
USNGunner Offline
#462 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 8:11 PM EST
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
Well, I now have a long weekend. Operations manager came up, "Hate to tell you this, we're shut down. Confirmed case of Wuhan in the facility."
"Do I need to self-quarantine?"
"No."
"Good enough."

I finished starting up the test I was working on and rolled.

They're bringing a company in to do a deep clean and we are going back Monday as it stands now.

What a damned day.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#463 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:43 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Company just got it's first confirmed case but not at our plant. Think they'll probably lock people in soon. Told my boss I'll do whatever's needed, but would prefer to be locked out than in
frankj1 Offline
#464 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:47 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
I may be sleeping when this wraps up.

MACS/Drafter...go ahead and approve the new 500 if I am MIA.


really hoping for a good sleep, very much needed.
frankj1 Offline
#465 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:47 PM EST
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Posts: 44,221
465...
Speyside Offline
#466 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 9:54 PM EST
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Posts: 13,106
466
USNGunner Offline
#467 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 10:10 PM EST
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Posts: 4,402
467
Sunoverbeach Offline
#468 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 10:21 PM EST
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Posts: 14,665
Now, now. That's no way to fly through the end of a 500. I expect a better level of azzhattery
izonfire Offline
#469 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 11:13 PM EST
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Posts: 8,647
My dog has no nose...
MACS Offline
#470 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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^Loss of taste and smell is a symptom... he prolly caught the covid.
USNGunner Offline
#471 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 11:30 PM EST
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Posts: 4,402
izonfire wrote:
My dog has no nose...


So what, he goes "mark, mark mark!"

That's sad.
izonfire Offline
#472 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 11:34 PM EST
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...but he still smells...
USNGunner Offline
#473 Posted: Thu, Apr 2 2020, 11:53 PM EST
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Posts: 4,402
izonfire wrote:
...but he still smells...



That's the other end.

You getting in the V herf Saturday?
danmdevries Offline
#474 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 2:12 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2014
Posts: 17,359
Happy Friday fellas.

Cant you see this is the land of confusion.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#475 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 5:23 AM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Oh man did I ever throw up... For some reason, like twice a year, I forget that I can't have strawberry anything and I do something stupid like eat an entire pack of strawberry newtons...
Ram27 Offline
#476 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 5:37 AM EST
Joined: 04-30-2005
Posts: 49,009
Oh joy laundry morning. Frying pan

Happy Friday & stay safe folks.

Wrap this 500 up soon. 😉
rfenst Online
#477 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 5:40 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,289
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Oh man did I ever throw up... For some reason, like twice a year, I forget that I can't have strawberry anything and I do something stupid like eat an entire pack of strawberry newtons...

Sick
Cheno Offline
#478 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:38 AM EST
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Woohoo, it's Friday! Have a good and safe day.
Mr. Jones Offline
#479 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:45 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,421
Hangover

Uuuugggggghhhhhhh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#480 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:05 AM EST
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Posts: 55,411
Mr. Jones wrote:
Hangover

Uuuugggggghhhhhhh



Rookie!
rfenst Online
#481 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:06 AM EST
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Posts: 39,289
DrMaddVibe wrote:
Rookie!

LOL!
izonfire Offline
#482 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:10 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Oh man did I ever throw up... For some reason, like twice a year, I forget that I can't have strawberry anything and I do something stupid like eat an entire pack of strawberry newtons...

Next time you’re about to have strawberry 🍓 anything, tell me, and I’ll remind you that it’s a dumb idea...
8trackdisco Offline
#483 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:11 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
USNGunner wrote:


You getting in the V herf Saturday?


Bad idea. A Viral Herf?
8trackdisco Offline
#484 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:14 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Ram27 wrote:
Oh joy laundry morning. Frying pan

Happy Friday & stay safe folks.

Wrap this 500 up soon. 😉


Have to hand it to you, Ram. Most retired people I talk to are not aware of what day it is.
izonfire Offline
#485 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:16 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
USNGunner wrote:
You getting in the V herf Saturday?

Plannin on it. Gonna try to link up tonight and test it.

Everyone should do it. Especially FGM.
This fiasco was born out of the FishNHerf.
He should suffer too...
8trackdisco Offline
#486 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:16 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
Mr. Jones wrote:
Hangover

Uuuugggggghhhhhhh


Did you reinvest a found $10 lottery ticket into a bottle of Pinnacle Birthday Cake Vodka?
8trackdisco Offline
#487 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:17 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,075
izonfire wrote:
Next time you’re about to have strawberry 🍓 anything, tell me, and I’ll remind you that you are a dumbass .


FIFY
izonfire Offline
#488 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:17 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
8trackdisco wrote:
Bad idea. A Viral Herf?

Wear plenty of protection.
You’re gonna need it with these sick fucques... 😷
8trackdisco Offline
#489 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:18 AM EST
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Posts: 60,075
izonfire wrote:
Plannin on it. Gonna try to link up tonight and test it.

Everyone should do it. Especially FGM.
This fiasco was born out of the FishNHerf.
He should suffer too...


FGM causes much of the misery on and off of the boards.
MACS Offline
#490 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:18 AM EST
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Posts: 79,770
Good morning... and good night.

Drafter... you got this. I'll be asleep.
rfenst Online
#491 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:19 AM EST
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,289
izonfire wrote:
Plannin on it. Gonna try to link up tonight and test it.

Everyone should do it. Especially FGM.
This fiasco was born out of the FishNHerf.
He should suffer too...


Precisely.
What a bummer, but we have no business at herf right now.
8trackdisco Offline
#492 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:19 AM EST
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Posts: 60,075
Backing out of the thread now. Let the snipe hunt begin!
rfenst Online
#493 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:19 AM EST
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present
rfenst Online
#494 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:28 AM EST
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Anyone out there?
fishinguitarman Offline
#495 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:29 AM EST
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Posts: 69,148
👀
rfenst Online
#496 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:36 AM EST
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What you peeping at?
fishinguitarman Offline
#497 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:37 AM EST
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I know you’re lurking Robert... Get it!!!
rfenst Online
#498 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:38 AM EST
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Posts: 39,289
fishinguitarman wrote:
I know you’re lurking Robert... Get it!!!

No, I am just trying to set you up for the win...
fishinguitarman Offline
#499 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Well
fishinguitarman Offline
#500 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:39 AM EST
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Well
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