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500 ways to occupy your time
teedubbya Offline
#301 Posted:
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I think he wanted the 3D printer to make a regular printer first.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#302 Posted:
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Oh that's smart...
MACS Offline
#303 Posted:
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Mornin' dudes...
USNGunner Offline
#304 Posted:
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Hey all. Just put two loaves of sourdough in the dough retarder to bake in the morning. Pre-shift relax time. Time for a smoke and some water. Back into the mosh pit of random dna.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#305 Posted:
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You said da r-word...
HockeyDad Offline
#306 Posted:
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Dough retarder......I’m outraged.
MACS Offline
#307 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
Dough retarder......I’m outraged.


Le Hockeydad is always outraged. We would be surprised if you were not outraged.

It would be an outrage!
Ram27 Offline
#308 Posted:
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They love us, need more to join us!!!!Frying pan
Ram27 Offline
#309 Posted:
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About time for delta to be dropping in. Think
8trackdisco Offline
#310 Posted:
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Posts: 59,992
Rebooting the work computer after three meetings. This may be the best part of my work day.
MACS Offline
#311 Posted:
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8trackdisco wrote:
Rebooting the work computer after three meetings. This may be the best part of my work day.


Video conferences?

I'd rather work in a jail.
delta1 Offline
#312 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
you rang?


just lerching around today


https://www.facebook.com/pg/Lerch-166453100920/posts/
delta1 Offline
#313 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
MACS wrote:
Video conferences?

I'd rather work in a jail.



does seem safer inside a jail facility than out and about in the community...

what's the lowest level crime somebody has to commit to get some jail time now?
8trackdisco Offline
#314 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 59,992
MACS wrote:
Video conferences?

I'd rather work in a jail.


It’s best when some senior officer says “We are in this together “ and he’s broadcasting from a room the size of our kitchen and living room combined, natural light pouring in, and a mini chandelier hanging above him and he says ‘I’m broadcasting from my laundry room.’

All in it together. Yes.
MACS Offline
#315 Posted:
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Posts: 79,593
We're not even booking misdemeanors. We're allowing the homeless dbags to trespass and loiter.

Anything but felonies are getting cites with court dates... and the bail schedule has changed so more people can afford to bail out.

Lots of anti-gun jagoffs buying guns now!! Welcome to CA's 10 day waiting period. Need ammo? Better have one of them new "real ID's" or a passport in CA... otherwise nope.

I have 4 handguns and a sh*tload of ammo.
MACS Offline
#316 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
Alright ya jackasses... I'm grabbing a cigar and going for a walk.
USNGunner Offline
#317 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
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MACS wrote:
Lots of anti-gun jagoffs buying guns now!! Welcome to CA's 10 day waiting period. Need ammo? Better have one of them new "real ID's" or a passport in CA... otherwise nope.


LOL

The same thing happened during the Rodney King riots. "What do you mean 10 days?!!!"

Yep. My room mate asked if she could borrow one of mine. "Nope". "You don't know how to use it and are liable to shoot yourself, me, your boyfriend or one of your kids by accident. Sorry."

She eventually got over it. Kind of. Not talking
opelmanta1900 Offline
#318 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
8trackdisco wrote:
It’s best when some senior officer says “We are in this together “ and he’s broadcasting from a room the size of our kitchen and living room combined, natural light pouring in, and a mini chandelier hanging above him and he says ‘I’m broadcasting from my laundry room.’

All in it together. Yes.

He could only afford the mini for the laundry room? What a loser...


Also, I get the feeling "laundry room" is what he calls his maids living quarters...
victor809 Offline
#319 Posted:
Joined: 10-14-2011
Posts: 23,866
opelmanta1900 wrote:

Also, I get the feeling "laundry room" is what he calls his maids living quarters...


Thought the maid's quarters were called the "sex room"?
opelmanta1900 Offline
#320 Posted:
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I think Olga was his wife's hire... Handsome women... And balls as big as her Adams Apple...
danmdevries Offline
#321 Posted:
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I go back in tomorrow. Just got done going through about 40 emails to update myself on changes in procedures.

Soon enough it's going to change to "do whatever you have to do"

Brick wall

opelmanta1900 Offline
#322 Posted:
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A guy in Fresno heard a fight break out between 2 chicks behind his house...

So he went out with a gun and fired a warning shot...

A warning shot that struck one of the chicks in the leg...

Clearly, not all heroes wear capes...
corey sellers Offline
#323 Posted:
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I bet they stopped fighting
MACS Offline
#324 Posted:
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And I am 100% certain he's in jail for aggravated assault with a handgun.

1 hour 10 minute walk... lit the smoke as I left... put it in the ashtray when I returned.
USNGunner Offline
#325 Posted:
Joined: 05-17-2019
Posts: 4,402
opelmanta1900 wrote:
A guy in Fresno heard a fight break out between 2 chicks behind his house...

So he went out with a gun and fired a warning shot...

A warning shot that struck one of the chicks in the leg...

Clearly, not all heroes wear capes...


What a maroon. Warning shots are a no-no.

Sunoverbeach Offline
#326 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
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Turns out he was trying to warn her head. Just a poor shot
corey sellers Offline
#327 Posted:
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Anyone heard from Smokemonkey?
deadeyedick Offline
#328 Posted:
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Played golf today. Beautiful weather. The public courses have about 20 rules to follow to keep everyone from contamination. Single carts only or walk, no rakes or ball washers no removing the flag, etc. Great way to get some exercise and social distance at the same time.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#329 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
And I am 100% certain he's in jail for aggravated assault with a handgun.

1 hour 10 minute walk... lit the smoke as I left... put it in the ashtray when I returned.

it's fresno... he's white... no arrest made, charges up to the DA...
corey sellers Offline
#330 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
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So a bunch of honkeys got into it and someone got shot .Down here just another great party.He shot her in the leg she was probably just bigger and he was trying to make it a fair fight.
izonfire Offline
#331 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
corey sellers wrote:
Anyone heard from Smokemonkey?

Talked to him a few weeks ago. He’s OK.

He was just dealing with some frustrating family schitt.
Which I’m sure is worse with the crap that’s happening.

I should probably buzz him again soon...
rfenst Offline
#332 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,100
What's up. Got a cold front approaching and my neck and hand are really bothering me. Maybe go for a smoke...
MACS Offline
#333 Posted:
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
it's fresno... he's white... no arrest made, charges up to the DA...


Oh, hell no. Gotta be more to that story...
corey sellers Offline
#334 Posted:
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Thanks for the update Izon
corey sellers Offline
#335 Posted:
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DA's sister
chazbo Offline
#336 Posted:
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Took a hike today looking for Elk sheds. None found but great to be out in nature😁
Cathcam13 Offline
#337 Posted:
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Good afternoon from the West Coast! I am still enjoying this semi vacation, but I must say, that I really need to find a couple new hobbies. I am running out of stuff to do.
tonygraz Offline
#338 Posted:
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Good to hear that Smoke Monkey is OK.
frankj1 Offline
#339 Posted:
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Cathcam13 wrote:
Good afternoon from the West Coast! I am still enjoying this semi vacation, but I must say, that I really need to find a couple new hobbies. I am running out of stuff to do.

still have a cast?
rfenst Offline
#340 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Good to hear that Smoke Monkey is OK.

Yeah.
MACS Offline
#341 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
still have a cast?


I got a wicked cast!! I'm better with some of my fishing poles than others, though...

And since the sportfishing fleet is shut down right now, I ain't practiced in awhile.
corey sellers Offline
#342 Posted:
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Used to be pretty good myself brother always thought bass fishing was about putting lures etc... where others would not still love doing it .
frankj1 Offline
#343 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
I got a wicked cast!! I'm better with some of my fishing poles than others, though...

And since the sportfishing fleet is shut down right now, I ain't practiced in awhile.

why, i oughtta...
corey sellers Offline
#344 Posted:
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You have one hell of a rod Frankie but how accurate are you with that thang is it like an unguided missle . I am sure Celtic can tell us all .HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHABHAHAHAHAHHA
frankj1 Offline
#345 Posted:
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345...


eeewwwww!
corey sellers Offline
#346 Posted:
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If I had a flipping stick like that I could have went a long way.
USNGunner Offline
#347 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
345...


eeewwwww!



345. Right? d'oh!
delta1 Offline
#348 Posted:
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