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Sunoverbeach Offline
#1301 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 10:50 AM EST
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Possibly my favorite standup special of all time
rfenst Offline
#1302 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 11:03 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
👎🏽

Unless you were getting laid, there’s no other acceptable excuse...

Thus, I am absolved of leaving early, suckers!
izonfire Offline
#1303 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 11:09 AM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
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rfenst wrote:
Thus, I am absolved of leaving early, suckers!

Good answer!
MACS Offline
#1304 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 11:23 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Macs what happened? You left pretty quickly.


No idea... musta been past my bedtime. That last glass of whiskey kicked my ass good.
teedubbya Offline
#1305 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 11:58 AM EST
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But it is as right as you were going to say something profound and important I could tell.

Was fun last night but I’m tired as hell.
izonfire Offline
#1306 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 12:12 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
But it is as right as you were going to say something profound and important I could tell.

Was fun last night but I’m tired as hell.

Why don’t you lay down and I’ll sing you a lullaby...

🎶🎵 I don't get many things right the first time,
In fact, I am told that a lot
Now I know all the wrong turns the stumbles,
And falls brought me here
And where was I before the day
That I first saw your lovely face,
Now I see it every day
And I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest
What if I had been born fifty years before you
In a house on the street
Where you lived
Maybe I'd be outside as you passed on your bike. Would I know?
And in a wide sea of eyes
I see one pair that I recognize
And I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest
I love you more then have
Ever found the way to say
To you
Next door there's an old man who lived to his nineties and one day
Passed away in his sleep,
And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days, and passed away
I'm sorry I know that's a strange way to tell you that I know we belong,
That I know
That I am, I am, I am, the luckiest🎵🎶.......
teedubbya Offline
#1307 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 12:31 PM EST
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I’m getting a little misty.
dkeage Offline
#1308 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 12:48 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
I’m getting a little misty.

Is she hot?
teedubbya Offline
#1309 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:06 PM EST
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If you mean living yes
izonfire Offline
#1310 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:20 PM EST
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I’m very moist...
fishinguitarman Offline
#1311 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:21 PM EST
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What did I miss?
izonfire Offline
#1312 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 1:25 PM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
What did I miss?

You missed some good schitt.
And we missed you.

Why couldn’t you get in?
CelticBomber Offline
#1313 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 2:00 PM EST
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
****. I missed it. Drunken MACS is usually pretty entertaining.



He was HILARIOUS! He even brought himself to tears laughing so hard twice. He was magnificent! He was glorious! Last night was a really good one.
delta1 Offline
#1314 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 2:06 PM EST
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dayum...third time I left before the good stuff...we were just talking about knitting loops and gardening tips when I realized I had to get dinner on for the grandkids...

then.....I....ummm...got laid....Liar


(waylaid)
cacman Offline
#1315 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 2:46 PM EST
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I had to leave early. Sounds like it was a good time. After pics of the dolls started popping up I thought I was in the wrong meeting.
corey sellers Offline
#1316 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 2:57 PM EST
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No that's a normal thing.
clintCigar Offline
#1317 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 4:18 PM EST
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magnificent MACS! lmao
teedubbya Offline
#1318 Posted: Sun, May 31 2020, 9:55 PM EST
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I never knew he was bi-curious... or did he settle on he’d resolved his curiosity?
fishinguitarman Offline
#1319 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 3:02 AM EST
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?
fishinguitarman Offline
#1320 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 3:02 AM EST
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fishinguitarman Offline
#1321 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 3:02 AM EST
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teedubbya Offline
#1322 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 8:48 AM EST
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Looks like fgm is too.
fishinguitarman Offline
#1323 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 9:10 AM EST
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🥰
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#1324 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 10:43 AM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
He was HILARIOUS! He even brought himself to tears laughing so hard twice. He was magnificent! He was glorious! Last night was a really good one.


So since you were there, how did MACS or anyone else ever manage to get a word in edgewise?
KingoftheCove Offline
#1325 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 11:26 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
So since you were there, how did MACS or anyone else ever manage to get a word in edgewise?

Well, when Celtic eats enough edibles, he quiets down, slumped over in his chair, drooling a bit while fumbling around trying to light a cig.
rfenst Offline
#1326 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 3:19 PM EST
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Anyone loging on tonight? Who is hosting?
corey sellers Offline
#1327 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 3:36 PM EST
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I might join later
izonfire Offline
#1328 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 4:07 PM EST
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I’m still visiting south of the cheddar curtain.
Catch ya next time. Have fun!
ZRX1200 Offline
#1329 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 4:31 PM EST
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Apology accepted
Palama Offline
#1330 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 4:35 PM EST
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Just TW and me but Tim seems MIA.

Will check back later.
teedubbya Offline
#1331 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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I’m driving home from Costco. I think Ron was in.

I’ll be 20 minutes or so.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#1332 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:13 PM EST
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I can't tonight. Will give it a shot next week
corey sellers Offline
#1333 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:24 PM EST
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Maybe in another 30 minutes I can get on.
Palama Offline
#1334 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:44 PM EST
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TW, Opel, FGM and me are on now.
corey sellers Offline
#1335 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:54 PM EST
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I am getting the laptop
Palama Offline
#1336 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 5:56 PM EST
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MACS is on now too.
corey sellers Offline
#1337 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 6:08 PM EST
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My freaking laptop just crashed
DrafterX Offline
#1338 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 10:41 PM EST
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Link please... Mellow
izonfire Offline
#1339 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 11:20 PM EST
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Don’t tell me Drafter’s gettin on and I’m gonna miss it.
Fucque that. Nobody give him the link...
DrafterX Offline
#1340 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 11:24 PM EST
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Poor X... Sad
izonfire Offline
#1341 Posted: Sat, Jun 6 2020, 11:30 PM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
Poor X... Sad

Don’t have my laptop. Sad
I gotchya next week.

Wanna drink? 🥃
zody Offline
#1342 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 12:16 AM EST
Joined: 05-03-2005
Posts: 1,149
Things I learned this week on teh vHerf...

People actually think I smoke in alphabetical order. Now I'm going to have to try it you azzes. I still blame fankj for the whole alphabetical thing, I'm a lemming I s'pose.
Good people on cbid, I'll just slip that one in quicklyHerfing
End your sentences with "..and that's when I became bi-curious." , it will keep the conversation flowing quickly.
Flaccid midget blow ups continue to trend. Wait. What??
Plastic walls make people ask a LOT of questions. We don't talk abouts it....the backgroud screams were from gaming. Think
Corey, FGM, Opie, and teedubbya are the people to fish with. Really.
Of the three that I've been on this was the shortest vherf. I think I charmed it out of style.
Corrie doesn't have an azz. At least that's what we're told in earnest.
The "Mad Hawaiian" isn't really mad, and I allegedly like to win trades. d'oh! (Note to self, if you write it down its evidence.)
I can talk cigars and tobacco with delta1 until I put him to sleep.
MACS was less talkative without Piny and Aberlour.
celtic and izon nowhere to be found.
FGM didn't have to poop.
UPS has many slogans.
California rainbow trout are fan-friggin-tastic.
If cbidders all lived in one locale, the county would either be in big big big trouble or a better place. You decide.
zody Offline
#1343 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 12:22 AM EST
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One last thought. I'm sorry.
rfenst Offline
#1344 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:17 AM EST
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Good time v-herfing last night guys!
corey sellers Offline
#1345 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:25 AM EST
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I enjoyed it haven't laughed that much in a while.
teedubbya Offline
#1346 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:35 AM EST
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Just realized that is an anytime meeting. Anytime two or more people want to use that link you can in case anyone ever wants an impromptus herf with anyone else.
teedubbya Offline
#1347 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:36 AM EST
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That was fun last night. Smaller but good group.
teedubbya Offline
#1348 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 9:38 AM EST
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Just realized that is an anytime meeting. Anytime two or more people want to use that link you can in case anyone ever wants an impromptu herf with anyone else.
delta1 Offline
#1349 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:18 AM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Just realized that is an anytime meeting. Anytime two or more people want to use that link you can in case anyone ever wants an impromptu herf with anyone else.




bears tri-peating
teedubbya Offline
#1350 Posted: Sun, Jun 7 2020, 10:24 AM EST
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Yea that’s weird.
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