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Virtual herf
clintCigar Offline
#2451 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,219
WTF were u TW? Celtic was gettin all jacked up and frisky. We needed u to console him.
MACS Offline
#2452 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 75,940
Started with me, Celtic and Opie... I ducked out for food and stuff... got back in and Celtic was already gone. Word on the street was the moonshine whooped his arse.
teedubbya Offline
#2453 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Had a chill night with my wife watching videos.
Notthe1 Offline
#2454 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 858
teedubbya wrote:
Had a chill night with my wife watching videos.


Man on Man porn, I'm surprised your wife puts up with you when you watch that stuff.

I missed you, though. Looking forward to our next encounter, I'll bring the camera...

Onlyfans.com here we come... c u m ... no come. Here we come.
CelticBomber Offline
#2455 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,762
MACS wrote:
Started with me, Celtic and Opie... I ducked out for food and stuff... got back in and Celtic was already gone. Word on the street was the moonshine whooped his arse.


The moonshine mixed with the the edibles I had gave me this lovely glowing feeling. I wasn't stumbling drunk or anything like that. I was just feeling so warm and COZY that I just wanted to put an audio book on and relax in bed. I didn't actually go to sleep until like 4 am. No hangover at all. I don't understand why I don't sleep as much when I drink any kind of hard liquor though. I sleep for 3 or 4 hours and pop up fresh as a daisy. Wish I had been drinking Bourbon or Scotch all these years instead of beer.
Notthe1 Offline
#2456 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 858
CelticBomber wrote:
Wish I had been drinking Bourbon or Scotch all these years instead of beer.


Products of a misspent youth I'm sure.

I get messed up on the hard liqs, the beer leaves me feeling refreshed, like a daisy in the morning.

I wish I could stay on beer now. LOL

Different strokes for different folks, Like using my left hand.
tonygraz Offline
#2457 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 18,625
So that's why they call you Lefty.
clintCigar Offline
#2458 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,219
i can do left or right. #GotSkillz
MACS Offline
#2459 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 75,940
clintCigar wrote:
i can do left or right. #GotSkillz


Can you switch in mid stroke? #realskillz

twenty four fifty NINE!
teedubbya Offline
#2460 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I don’t even need to touch it. I just ****.
clintCigar Offline
#2461 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,219
Hands free
https://www.cc.com/video/x8mxvu/workaholics-hands-free-ejac
teedubbya Offline
#2462 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Safety first
rfenst Offline
#2463 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 36,992
Are there fights to watch? What time?
bgz Offline
#2464 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
8pm EST

Alistair Overeem vs. Alexander Volkov
Cory Sandhagen vs. Frankie Edgar
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Manel Kape
Cody Stamann vs. Askar Askar
Diego Ferreira vs. Beneil Dariush
rfenst Offline
#2465 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 36,992
bgz wrote:
8pm EST

Alistair Overeem vs. Alexander Volkov
Cory Sandhagen vs. Frankie Edgar
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Manel Kape
Cody Stamann vs. Askar Askar
Diego Ferreira vs. Beneil Dariush

Thanks, see you later.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#2466 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,960
Preliminary fights start at 5 eastern and will likely be significantly better than main card action... I mean, clay guida is the third to last fight of the night, so that gives you an idea of the card quality...
bgz Offline
#2467 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
opelmanta1900 wrote:
Preliminary fights start at 5 eastern and will likely be significantly better than main card action... I mean, clay guida is the third to last fight of the night, so that gives you an idea of the card quality...


Yeah, I remember that dude, I'll be on there watching.
MACS Offline
#2468 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 75,940
Well I just ate a 10 mg dose, so I should be high as fuuuuuuh until 7pm.

Might even have a couple beers later...
DrafterX Offline
#2469 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 96,334
I can eat fifty mgs.... Mellow
teedubbya Offline
#2470 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
Last night I had north of 30mg maybe as high as 50. I’m still feeling the effects lol.
cacman Offline
#2471 Posted:
Joined: 07-03-2010
Posts: 12,216
Hey folks. Will be back on the herf as soon as I'm allowed to smoke.
izonfire Offline
#2472 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,446
cacman wrote:
Hey folks. Will be back on the herf as soon as I'm allowed to smoke.

I will allow you to smoke if you promise to be a good boy.
That means no accidents...
8trackdisco Offline
#2473 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 57,203
That was fun.
Nice to meet rfenst.
Good to see FGM ain’t dead.
Celtic....... actually made me genuinely laugh. I was drinking though.
izonfire Offline
#2474 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,446
8trackdisco wrote:
That was fun.
Nice to meet rfenst.
Good to see FGM ain’t dead.
Celtic....... actually made me genuinely laugh. I was drinking though.

WTF?

Can you fucquers hold off on having fun until I can get back on???
teedubbya Offline
#2475 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
It’s always a lot more fun when you are not on. Not sure why.
MACS Offline
#2476 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 75,940
izonfire wrote:
WTF?

Can you fucquers hold off on having fun until I can get back on???


Um....


...


... no.
rfenst Offline
#2477 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 36,992
Had a nice time. Had to bail after 30+ minutes of physics arguments and it is, to say the least, not my thing. I also was so f'd up from 50-100 mg of RSO THC concentrate. I was having trouble speaking and remembering what we were talking in the middle of a sentence. LOL. Too much. Gonna start weighing the dose ahead of time so as not to take too much and so I know exactly what dose I need.

Was great to meet 8-Track and Brewha! Thanks, guys.

Can't wait to do it again next Saturday.




Anyone getting on line for v-herf during the super bowl???
bgz Offline
#2478 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Gonna jump on.
DrafterX Offline
#2479 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 96,334
I would but everybody would leave as soon as I got there... Not talking
bgz Offline
#2480 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
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That's cause you'll show up after the game is over.
Notthe1 Offline
#2481 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2020
Posts: 858
I'm in Sorta.
rfenst Offline
#2482 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 36,992
up
bgz Offline
#2483 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Oh yeah, fights on today... They start a little after 4pm I think.
rfenst Offline
#2484 Posted:
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Posts: 36,992
bgz wrote:
Oh yeah, fights on today... They start a little after 4pm I think.

5pm EST?
What channel or link?
bgz Offline
#2485 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
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er, 6pm eastern... forgot.
bgz Offline
#2486 Posted:
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I posted my time, oops.
HockeyDad Offline
#2487 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 43,940
You completely ruined it.
bgz Offline
#2488 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
Happens
Mr. Jones Offline
#2489 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,080
Virtual herf nonsense
Sounds lovely to me ..
Unadorned Jr highschool hijinks run amok by 35 - 70 yr olds
On a mission...

No way my likeness will ever be featured all over the globe for sub Sahara & somAliAn bush leaguers Africans to kibosh...like those fuc**Ers at the Himalayan cafe buffet backed up by FBI-SSG FAKE JOGGERS AND DELIVERYMEN BACK IN 2016?17? in Lancaster, PA AT LUNCH...They are all long gone from the night of the long knives truman ghost curtain of doom in their Conestoga, Hazelton and Scranton safe huts...it was
Custer's last stand that night...42 by my Intel...

It begs the answer...

Don't F*CK wiT' maSter trUmAn gh0¢π Mr. HoneSs
bgz Offline
#2490 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Can we get this guy ^ on the virtual herf?
rfenst Offline
#2491 Posted:
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Posts: 36,992
bgz wrote:
Can we get this guy ^ on the virtual herf?

PM sent to Jonesy.
Cheno Offline
#2492 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,627
We need some fresh fish in here..
tonygraz Offline
#2493 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 18,625
Well you could say something was fishy about Mr. Jones. Isn't MACS fishy enough ?
rfenst Offline
#2494 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 36,992
Wish I could have been there. Anything out of the ordinary go on?
bgz Offline
#2495 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Nah, Celtic cut out early.
Cheno Offline
#2496 Posted:
Joined: 06-06-2019
Posts: 1,627
Anything streaming tonight?
teedubbya Offline
#2497 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Cheno by the time I moved funds it was already over $50. Looks like I missed out.
MACS Offline
#2498 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 75,940
I ate half a chocolate peanut butter and jelly square. 5mg since I had half... we'll see if I need the other half.

I doubt it.
BuckyB93 Offline
#2499 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 12,647
teedubbya wrote:
Cheno by the time I moved funds it was already over $50. Looks like I missed out.


Chicken $#it. Ya can't win if you don't try, bid that bitch up. Up until yesterday, it was the only thing showing daily greens for me - most of my other stuff had a down week.

Might pop in after work tonight. I have a short term paper due tomorrow that I should start but as the saying goes... never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

Twenty-four NINE!tee NINE!

Next page...
bgz Offline
#2500 Posted:
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Posts: 13,023
You guys already at it?

F*ckin early birds.
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