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Brewha Offline
#251 Posted:
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,147
Great time guys!

But once I got the grid view up it looked like nine of Americas Most Wanted.

And that included me...Think
opelmanta1900 Offline
#252 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
jjanecka wrote:
Did y'all ever figure out if opel was just hiding a ton of bodies behind that sheet or was he really stuck in a tent somewhere in Afghanistan?

lotsa people gotta peek... you were late...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#253 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
Brewha wrote:
Great time guys!

But once I got the grid view up it looked like nine of Americas Most Wanted.

And that included me...Think

like an obese, hairy, homo-erotic brady bunch...
CelticBomber Offline
#254 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
opelmanta1900 wrote:
lotsa people gotta peek... you were late...



Anthony gave us all more than a peek.... Some things just can't be unseen.
RMAN4443 Offline
#255 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
opelmanta1900 wrote:
lotsa people gotta peek... you were late...

you green thumbed devil you...Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#256 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
8 months cigar free and I start with 3. Blah.... cigar hangover.

At least I’m still black.
RMAN4443 Offline
#257 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
8 months cigar free and I start with 3. Blah.... cigar hangover.

At least I’m still black.

black and hung like a light switch in the off position...there goes another stereotype...Anxious
teedubbya Offline
#258 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
There is only one of me. Barely touches the average. Barely.

I do wonder if delta is ok.
teedubbya Offline
#259 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
I did have fun though.... and the beginning was a bit jumbled , especially the audio. The trick is to mute unless you are talking to get rid of feedback etc but I didnt want to try that, I figured something bad would happen. As time went on it got much better.

Not bad for a first try. Tripod was there until almost the end. But he looked a little pale by then.
izonfire Offline
#260 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
CelticBomber wrote:
One thing was cleared up last night. I now know where all of Victor's emotion comes from... it's spending all that time with the other girls in the hair products aisle!

That, and he’s got a very itchy vagina...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#261 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
I learned, yet wasn't overly surprised, that there appears to be a serious razor shortage amongst cbidders
RMAN4443 Offline
#262 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
teedubbya wrote:
There is only one of me. Barely touches the average. Barely.

I do wonder if delta is ok.

well,put some clothes on, and stop touching it...Shame on you
teedubbya Offline
#263 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I learned, yet wasn't overly surprised, that there appears to be a serious razor shortage amongst cbidders



We later learned abrig actually has an inside and needs to shake a few more times when putting it away.

That’s my take away.
teedubbya Offline
#264 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
RMAN4443 wrote:
well,put some clothes on, and stop touching it...Shame on you



With the work from home thing that’s the first time I’ve actually had clothes on in a week. Figured I’d start with a shirt. Pants come later. Baby steps for a baby deek.
izonfire Offline
#265 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
teedubbya wrote:

I do wonder if delta is ok.

Haven’t watched a movie for years.
Finally saw one yesterday.

FROZEN starring Delta...
corey sellers Offline
#266 Posted:
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,338
LMAO
MACS Offline
#267 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
izonfire wrote:
Haven’t watched a movie for years.
Finally saw one yesterday.

FROZEN starring Delta...


LOL
MACS Offline
#268 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,593
teedubbya wrote:
We later learned abrig actually has an inside and needs to shake a few more times when putting it away.

That’s my take away.


Or just wear underpants to soak it up.
CelticBomber Offline
#269 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
teedubbya wrote:
8 months cigar free and I start with 3. Blah.... cigar hangover.

At least I’m still black.



I realized this morning I had smoked 4 cigars...

2 Party Shorts
1 My Father Le Bijou
1 Caldwell Signature

8 Beers and 1/2 a bottle of Baileys....

Not even hung over.... Where was this magical power in my 20's? WTF?
Whistlebritches Offline
#270 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,127
Had a great time.........some things I learned.

1. I had no idea Jeffrey Dahmer hung out on CBID
2. Robin Williams is alive and well
3. TW is white........Who knew?
4. Bunch of hairy bastids these days
5. Celtic Bomber is a cutey but only when the lights are out
6. Victor is much more likable in person........and I did have an erotic dream about his hair last nite.
7. Frank is just as adorable as I've pictured him
8. Gunner is a tease........**** ing 15 YO Pappy
9. Does anyone know what the **** Anthony said?
10. All these years I've suspected Da General lived in the basement and sported headphones.........I was spot on

I'll get to the rest of you azzhat's next virtual herf
teedubbya Offline
#271 Posted:
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Posts: 95,637
Ron it was good to see ya brother. You have to pipe down and let the others speak though lmao.
teedubbya Offline
#272 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I smoked a big ass R&J from 2002 I forgot I had, a R&J turbo (not sure the name and too lazy to check) and a scdh elprincipe.

I switched bottles of bourbon so have no idea how much I had. Plus a beer or three.

Not hung over from booze but definitely know I smoked.
CelticBomber Offline
#273 Posted:
Joined: 05-03-2012
Posts: 6,786
I really thought I was finally one of the guys.... until Conan set me straight.

I feel like I got Mr. Chowed from the Hangover. Oh you want a chip? Well too bad b1tch there's one on the floor you can have! Then he mocked my whining.....
Sunoverbeach Offline
#274 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,586
CelticBomber wrote:

8 Beers and 1/2 a bottle of Baileys....

Not even hung over.... Where was this magical power in my 20's? WTF?

Think it has something to do with the fact that it's physically impossible to get drunk off of Baileys, unless you Irish it up a bit
izonfire Offline
#275 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
CelticBomber wrote:
I really thought I was finally one of the guys.... until Conan set me straight.

I feel like I got Mr. Chowed from the Hangover. Oh you want a chip? Well too bad b1tch there's one on the floor you can have! Then he mocked my whining.....

To be Frank, he did a SPECTACULAR job of mimicking your whining.
OK. Done being Frank...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#276 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
I smoked a single la Promesa lancero from either gunner or delta (thank you much gentlemen)...

Burned for just under 3 hours...

only the second cigar I'd smoked since December...

gave me a thick nicotine buzz...
teedubbya Offline
#277 Posted:
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I would just like to say that tripod is even more dreamy than I pictured him.
teedubbya Offline
#278 Posted:
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Opel I had to eat cookies, ice cream, pasta and gummy bears (not the special ones) yo fight that.
izonfire Offline
#279 Posted:
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Posts: 8,642
teedubbya wrote:
I would just like to say that tripod is even more dreamy than I pictured him.


I know I blew my load a couple times before he left...
teedubbya Offline
#280 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Me too
RMAN4443 Offline
#281 Posted:
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Posts: 7,683
mmmmmmmmm, special gummy bears...Drool
RMAN4443 Offline
#282 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
I know I blew my load a couple times before he left...

That explains things...I thought you were having a seizure...Anxious
izonfire Offline
#283 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
teedubbya wrote:
Me too

Was wonderful to experience that with you.

Almost magical...
opelmanta1900 Offline
#284 Posted:
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
teedubbya wrote:
Opel I had to eat cookies, ice cream, pasta and gummy bears (not the special ones) yo fight that.

You mighta gotten a contact high from me... Think
teedubbya Offline
#285 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Iron you have a way of making me feel extra dirty
izonfire Offline
#286 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
RMAN4443 wrote:
That explains things...I thought you were having a seizure...Anxious

That’s how I look before I’m about to climax.
And then I laugh hysterically like a hyena.

Just ask Celtic.
Oooops. I’ve said too much...
teedubbya Offline
#287 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
Opel I was gonna call 911 to send you help but wasn’t sure what else was behind the tarp.
Numismaniac Offline
#288 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
Can't believe I missed this dammit!!

When is it happening again??
izonfire Offline
#289 Posted:
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Posts: 8,642
teedubbya wrote:
Iron you have a way of making me feel extra dirty

I have powers.
I can see the filthy whore that you truly are...
Numismaniac Offline
#290 Posted:
Joined: 01-13-2012
Posts: 12,222
Whistlebritches wrote:
Had a great time.........some things I learned.

1. I had no idea Jeffrey Dahmer hung out on CBID
2. Robin Williams is alive and well
3. TW is white........Who knew?
4. Bunch of hairy bastids these days
5. Celtic Bomber is a cutesy but only when the lights are out
6. Victor is much more likable in person........and I did have an erotic dream about his hair last nite.
7. Frank is just as adorable as I've pictured him
8. Gunner is a tease........**** ing 15 YO Pappy
9. Does anyone know what the **** Anthony said?
10. All these years I've suspected Da General lived in the basement and sported headphones.........I was spot on

I'll get to the rest of you azzhat's next virtual herf




TOO funny about Anthony, LOL! I grew up with cajun cousins, so I would've understood what he was saying, no problem.
izonfire Offline
#291 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
Numismaniac wrote:
Can't believe I missed this dammit!!

When is it happening again??

Never. As in zero.
Zilch, ya metal currency freak!!!

JK - hopefully again soon...
ZRX1200 Offline
#292 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,476
Not the same as an in person herf but that was a fun time, needed the laughs!

It’s always weird meeting up (even in that medium) people you type with here. Like today when I’m reading this stuff I read what a particular person says it has a “voice” to it based on stuff I remember reading from that person. The live and in person is completely different. I’m worried about Al still, Ron definitely talks more in person than on video chat, Anthony pisses with me on the phone or video, Victor is dreamy in any format, and Zombie is ISO chips....Teedubya looks like the teacher that wanted to get stoned with you, and Opel’s dungeon might be where all the ISIS videos are made.
teedubbya Offline
#293 Posted:
Joined: 08-14-2003
Posts: 95,637
I think Chipless Bomber sounds like Artie Lange. Looks like him a bit too other than the whole no hair thing.
frankj1 Offline
#294 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,211
finally got to see what the well armed militia in the Constitution looks like....
RMAN4443 Offline
#295 Posted:
Joined: 09-29-2016
Posts: 7,683
Uncle Fester....Whistle
izonfire Offline
#296 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
frankj1 wrote:
finally got to see what the well armed militia in the Constitution looks like....

We’re loaded to the teeth Papa.
Just be extra careful when you select that target...
delta1 Offline
#297 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
I had to leave sometime after 3pm, a little over an hour after the scheduled start time...my two little grand daughters came over and demanded to play...I didn't want them in the Fuente Hemingway Work of Art smoke-filled man cave, so we went out to the backyard...I forgot to exit the app...

that was fun TW...thanks for setting it up...

I thought I had stumbled into a casting call for Gandalf the Wizard from the Lord of the Rings...mostly a buncha pale guys with beards...one bald gnome, an elf, a hobbit and a golum


next time (I hope we do this again) I've gotta use my wife's laptop or borrow my SIL's....I used my old Samsuck Galaxy 5 dumbphone...I couldn't tell if anyone could hear me and the audio reception was horrible...lotsa raspy voices and laughter...still fun to put some faces to the names...
izonfire Offline
#298 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,642
Gotta feeling with a high speed connection and the latest laptop, you’d still do the same thing... Think
izonfire Offline
#299 Posted:
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Posts: 8,642
delta1 wrote:
I thought I had stumbled into a casting call for Gandalf the Wizard from the Lord of the Rings...mostly a buncha pale guys with beards...

Hey, I ain’t white muthafucqua.
I donate my melanin to the pigmentation challenged...
delta1 Offline
#300 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,754
haha...you're prolly right...I was known in college as the guy who passed out at a party at my friend's house, on the floor, in the narrow hallway between the front room and the back of the house...people were walking over and on me for a couple of hours...woke up and everybody was gone...
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