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ZRX1200 Offline
#301 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 12:42 PM EST
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Posts: 60,589
I’m just glad you’re alive, I thought you ran away when I logged in... Mellow
clintCigar Offline
#302 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 12:48 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
Was great meeting all you azzhats! We'll def have to do this again. I think I laughed more than I talked LOL.


AND for the record, I smoked that LGSB in 1.5hrs and apparently ruined that last 3rd. Gonna have a do over soon with that one. Herfing
delta1 Offline
#303 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 12:54 PM EST
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,782
ZRX1200 wrote:
I’m just glad you’re alive, I thought you ran away when I logged in... Mellow



dammm...sorry I missed you...

my arm was getting sleepy anyway, holding the phone up, by the time the grandkids came over and wanted to play...


def gonna have to use my wife's laptop next virtherf
Whistlebritches Offline
#304 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:00 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
teedubbya wrote:
Ron it was good to see ya brother. You have to pipe down and let the others speak though lmao.


Well the room was crowded.........and I'm much better live,definitely much prettier.You can attest to that from our Vegas herf and Kansas City nights.WHOA........have I said too much already?LOL
teedubbya Offline
#305 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:03 PM EST
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Posts: 95,637
I feel tingly all over
Whistlebritches Offline
#306 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:03 PM EST
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Posts: 22,128
delta1 wrote:
dammm...sorry I missed you...

my arm was getting sleepy anyway, holding the phone up, by the time the grandkids came over and wanted to play...


def gonna have to use my wife's laptop next virtherf


Al you had us worried.I virtually kicked you a couple times,you didn't move.We prayed over your lifeless image.It's a freakin miracle I tell ya
Whistlebritches Offline
#307 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:04 PM EST
Joined: 04-23-2006
Posts: 22,128
teedubbya wrote:
I feel tingly all over



That was my finger.........practicing for my self prostrate exam
Palama Offline
#308 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:19 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,669
A few of my thoughts:

1. Connecting handles with names and voices was definitely the biggest thing I took away. Hearing people speak instead of reading their typed written words really made a difference. People who I thought were complete d*ckwads were, in reality, really nice guys. On the other hand, there were seemingly good guys that I now know are d*ckwads. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

2. Actually the 4th sentence above is completely false. All the guys I thought were good guys are, indeed, good guys. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

3. I don’t know what Joel was smoking but I sure would like a hit! (...sung / said in my best Lowell George voice...)

4. Shoutout to my boy ZRX! Jamie and I sported similar looking hats during my first session. And no Ron (Whistle), mine wasn’t a “Ho Chi Minh” hat! d'oh!

5. Frankie, you can talk that Jewish talk anytime!

6. “Wait, I wasn’t finished!” was, for me, the best line of the VHerf. Tim, that was you, right? Think

7. Later into his evening - Izon would make a great “Horror Theater” TV host. Gotta have the sidekick gnome too.

8. TW said he was black from the waist down...but I’ll never ask him to prove it.

9. Did we ever get a good look at Shaun241’s S/O? if not, OUTRAGE! ram27bat

10. Some of you looked really cold.

11. I sometimes wished I could have muted some people. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hmm, okay, maybe a little....

12. Given social distancing, I shouldn’t have opened up that brand new bag of One-Ton Chips since I don’t go out too much and sometimes when I do, the stores are out of the chips!

13. I love Greg / Cheno’s oldest son!

14. Agreed - underwear needed for Ants. I think Vince could use some too. Gonz

15. MACS / Shawn - you’re definitely “DA MAN!”

16. Chips! Chips! Chips! No Coke, Pepsi. https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo

17. It really was a blast and hope we do it again soon.
opelmanta1900 Offline
#309 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:25 PM EST
Joined: 01-10-2012
Posts: 13,954
It was marijuana...
delta1 Offline
#310 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 1:29 PM EST
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those were some impressive looking buds...and that plant was awesome...

one positive aspect of life in California
Sunoverbeach Offline
#311 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:10 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Temp was my only regret. 34 degrees yesterday by the time I bowed out. 67 the day before. Mother Nature hates me
corey sellers Offline
#312 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:16 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Teedub when do you want to do this again ? Looks like everyone had a good time and no one got butt hurt.
ZRX1200 Offline
#313 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:42 PM EST
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Posts: 60,589
Well other than Stephan.
MACS Offline
#314 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:43 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,770
If anyone got butthurt it was their own doing... we were practicing proper social distancing. It was their own finger wave... Shame on you
corey sellers Offline
#315 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Fester?
clintCigar Offline
#316 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:52 PM EST
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Posts: 4,682
Delta was there in spirit for the majority of the time lol
Brewha Offline
#317 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:53 PM EST
Joined: 01-25-2010
Posts: 12,170
Palama wrote:
A few of my thoughts:

1. Connecting handles with names and voices was definitely the biggest thing I took away. Hearing people speak instead of reading their typed written words really made a difference. People who I thought were complete d*ckwads were, in reality, really nice guys. On the other hand, there were seemingly good guys that I now know are d*ckwads. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

2. Actually the 4th sentence above is completely false. All the guys I thought were good guys are, indeed, good guys. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

3. I don’t know what Joel was smoking but I sure would like a hit! (...sung / said in my best Lowell George voice...)

4. Shoutout to my boy ZRX! Jamie and I sported similar looking hats during my first session. And no Ron (Whistle), mine wasn’t a “Ho Chi Minh” hat! d'oh!

5. Frankie, you can talk that Jewish talk anytime!

6. “Wait, I wasn’t finished!” was, for me, the best line of the VHerf. Tim, that was you, right? Think

7. Later into his evening - Izon would make a great “Horror Theater” TV host. Gotta have the sidekick gnome too.

8. TW said he was black from the waist down...but I’ll never ask him to prove it.

9. Did we ever get a good look at Shaun241’s S/O? if not, OUTRAGE! ram27bat

10. Some of you looked really cold.

11. I sometimes wished I could have muted some people. No StePHen, I wasn’t talking about you! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hmm, okay, maybe a little....

12. Given social distancing, I shouldn’t have opened up that brand new bag of One-Ton Chips since I don’t go out too much and sometimes when I do, the stores are out of the chips!

13. I love Greg / Cheno’s oldest son!

14. Agreed - underwear needed for Ants. I think Vince could use some too. Gonz

15. MACS / Shawn - you’re definitely “DA MAN!”

16. Chips! Chips! Chips! No Coke, Pepsi. https://youtu.be/puJePACBoIo

17. It really was a blast and hope we do it again soon.



Wait.... Frank is Jewish?
I thought he was Italian.....
Plowboy221 Offline
#318 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 2:57 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2013
Posts: 5,144
If I don’t have the kiddo I’m in next time.
delta1 Offline
#319 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:02 PM EST
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Posts: 28,782
clintCigar wrote:
Delta was there in spirit for the majority of the time lol


I didn't know there was a process to "leave"...didn't realize my image was still up, until Opel and Whistle texted me to see if I was OK, about an hour after I bailed...




note to self: don't die in the presence of Opel and Whistle...they aint gonna notice for an hour...
delta1 Offline
#320 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:03 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Wait.... Frank is Jewish?
I thought he was Italian.....



family is from southern Italy...known as the heel of the boot...
Brewha Offline
#321 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:03 PM EST
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Posts: 12,170
Timer starts NOW!
delta1 Offline
#322 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:04 PM EST
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helllloooooooooooooo....
Brewha Offline
#323 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:05 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
family is from southern Italy...known as the heel of the boot...


Oy Vey!
opelmanta1900 Offline
#324 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:11 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
I didn't know there was a process to "leave"...didn't realize my image was still up, until Opel and Whistle texted me to see if I was OK, about an hour after I bailed...




note to self: don't die in the presence of Opel and Whistle...they aint gonna notice for an hour...

we noticed right away, but whistle was all high af and I was worried about him... gotta tend to the living afore the dead...
Whistlebritches Offline
#325 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:25 PM EST
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Posts: 22,128
opelmanta1900 wrote:
we noticed right away, but whistle was all high af and I was worried about him... gotta tend to the living afore the dead...



Umm yea ok.......LOL
delta1 Offline
#326 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 3:39 PM EST
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LOL


Big Hug
engletl Offline
#327 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 4:03 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Had a great time.........some things I learned.

1. I had no idea Jeffrey Dahmer hung out on CBID
2. Robin Williams is alive and well
3. TW is white........Who knew?
4. Bunch of hairy bastids these days
5. Celtic Bomber is a cutey but only when the lights are out
6. Victor is much more likable in person........and I did have an erotic dream about his hair last nite.
7. Frank is just as adorable as I've pictured him
8. Gunner is a tease........**** ing 15 YO Pappy
9. Does anyone know what the **** Anthony said?
10. All these years I've suspected Da General lived in the basement and sported headphones.........I was spot on

I'll get to the rest of you azzhat's next virtual herf

Yes, I understood Anthony said

That was the garage...we don't got no basements only 13 or so feet above sea level...and the head phones...we l i am half deaf
frankj1 Offline
#328 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 4:53 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
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engletl wrote:
Yes, I understood Anthony said

That was the garage...we don't got no basements only 13 or so feet above sea level...and the head phones...we l i am half deaf

you got a forum named after you...General Discussion.
frankj1 Offline
#329 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 4:55 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Wait.... Frank is Jewish?
I thought he was Italian.....

goyishe kopf!
Palama Offline
#330 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:25 PM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
It was marijuana...


Ahh...DUH! d'oh!
Palama Offline
#331 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:26 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Temp was my only regret. 34 degrees yesterday by the time I bowed out. 67 the day before. Mother Nature hates me


At least your name ain’t StePHen! Gonz
corey sellers Offline
#332 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:30 PM EST
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Posts: 10,363
Conan please send the man some chips and make his life complete.
corey sellers Offline
#333 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:31 PM EST
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I still want to know how long he was locked in Franks basement?
frankj1 Offline
#334 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:33 PM EST
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until he learned
corey sellers Offline
#335 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:36 PM EST
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Haha
corey sellers Offline
#336 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:36 PM EST
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Maybe he needs to go visit Conan for a little while
teedubbya Offline
#337 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 5:55 PM EST
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I’m just shocked Frankie T isn’t nearly as ugly as Tail described him.... I knew it wasn’t possible but...
frankj1 Offline
#338 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:21 PM EST
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he's a lying sack of chit...standing too.
corey sellers Offline
#339 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:24 PM EST
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Frankie is dreamie
corey sellers Offline
#340 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:24 PM EST
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I would love to see how high he can make a goat jump.
frankj1 Offline
#341 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:27 PM EST
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so, looks like you missed my confession yesterday
delta1 Offline
#342 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:29 PM EST
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you think Frank is good looking...you should see the owner of his lap-top...
frankj1 Offline
#343 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:32 PM EST
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it's really true
MACS Offline
#344 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:36 PM EST
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Those that joined in late missed me showing off some 20 year old p*ssy.

Her name is Phoebe...
corey sellers Offline
#345 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:44 PM EST
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Dammit I always miss the good ****
corey sellers Offline
#346 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:45 PM EST
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Frank my wifes name is Karen also and she is lovely also.
Brewha Offline
#347 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 6:49 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
goyishe kopf!




Ok, not Italian.....
Palama Offline
#348 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 7:01 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Conan please send the man some chips and make his life complete.


There musta been a run on OTC. I went out to buy some stuff for the house and the two places I went to were both out. Regular price is like $5 a bag. Overpriced! They’re good but not $5 good. Right? Think
Palama Offline
#349 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 7:01 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Maybe he needs to go visit Conan for a little while


Not talking
frankj1 Offline
#350 Posted: Sun, Apr 5 2020, 7:03 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Frank my wifes name is Karen also and she is lovely also.

different spelling but the name is a winner!
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