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teedubbya Offline
#101 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:51 PM EST
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10 of the 20 posts
delta1 Offline
#102 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:54 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
Half of the posts in that thread are fgms lol


you know he's a legend, right?
teedubbya Offline
#103 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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Oh he’s a leg and alright lol
teedubbya Offline
#104 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:55 PM EST
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We need a Telly savalas who loves ya baby emoji
delta1 Offline
#105 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 6:58 PM EST
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https://www.uniquely-local.com/store/p6154/Poop_emoji_with_tootsie_roll_pop.html#/
frankj1 Offline
#106 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:06 PM EST
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I must recuse myself, doctor's orders.

but these 2 or 3 500's have been absolutely hysterical.
teedubbya Offline
#107 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:07 PM EST
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There is only one person getting hysterical and he deserves the June cleaver treatment
teedubbya Offline
#108 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:08 PM EST
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She speaks jive
DrafterX Offline
#109 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:32 PM EST
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Yo ah speak jive otay buh-weet.... Mellow
delta1 Offline
#110 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:35 PM EST
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but you don't want her hand jive
delta1 Offline
#111 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:37 PM EST
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we keep telling FGM he shouldn't be listening to Trump...this is proof he ignored us ...
DrafterX Offline
#112 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 7:40 PM EST
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OhMyGod
Speyside Offline
#113 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 9:35 PM EST
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Man, the multiple 500s are funny. What a chit storm I started. When I try to be funny, I don't come close to this.
fishinguitarman Offline
#114 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 10:04 PM EST
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Lmao!
8trackdisco Offline
#115 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 11:05 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Man, the multiple 500s are funny. What a chit storm I started. When I try to be funny, I don't come close to this.


You should not be this funny more often!
MACS Offline
#116 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 11:18 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Man, the multiple 500s are funny. What a chit storm I started. When I try to be funny, I don't come close to this.


You did what any good soldier would do. You stepped up when the guy responsible failed to perform.

Carry on.
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#117 Posted: Fri, Apr 3 2020, 11:53 PM EST
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They have pills for that now
Ram27 Offline
#118 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:33 AM EST
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👀
izonfire Offline
#119 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:35 AM EST
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opelmanta1900 wrote:
I'm just gonna call this 500 the straight 500 and the other 500 I'll call the thuper thtraight 500...

What?
Was anyone questioning???
izonfire Offline
#120 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:46 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I really don’t have anything to defend myself for but for you, I’ll only say this

I still have bad health... that’s all

What we need to find out is exactly why tw and 8
Keep up the jeckle/Hyde backstabbing farce

At the beginning of the other thread I asked what to do

What a pity post-pile!!!

I have bad mental health,
yet I was able to post my new 500 thread only 2 minutes after claiming the 500.

You are a seasoned FOG Vet, and you waited HOURS???
And to think we're supposed to look up to you...
(Figuratively, not littorally, your fucquin pervs!)

BTFW - Yes, I mean littorally Gunner!!!!
MACS Offline
#121 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 2:39 AM EST
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End of the 3 day week... 4 more hours and it'll be time to relax for a bit.

Need to change my bathroom faucet. Handle broke and since the fixture is 20 years old, I'm betting i'm gonna need to buy two and replace momma's side, also, so they match.

If she'd stop using my sink it prolly wouldn't have broke!
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#122 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 2:41 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
End of the 3 day week... 4 more hours and it'll be time to relax for a bit.

Need to change my bathroom faucet. Handle broke and since the fixture is 20 years old, I'm betting i'm gonna need to buy two and replace momma's side, also, so they match.

If she'd stop using my sink it prolly wouldn't have broke!

She must have a strong wrist.
Nothin' to complain about MACS...
MACS Offline
#123 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 2:58 AM EST
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HA!!

Uhhhhmmm, no... I meant from overuse.
izonfire Offline
#124 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 3:01 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
HA!!

Uhhhhmmm, no... I meant from overuse.

Uhhh, yeah!!!
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#125 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 6:22 AM EST
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Happy Saturday fellas
izonfire Offline
#126 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 7:05 AM EST
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Be safe Danm.

Do they have face masks for your staff yet?
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#127 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 7:10 AM EST
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Morning gents
Speyside Offline
#128 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:09 AM EST
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Morning all. Finally, nice weather here the last 2 days. I just returned from a fine run. I am going to spread peralite on the garden and then roto till it again.
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#129 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:12 AM EST
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The sun rose again today. Well, it’s behind the clouds.
Clear and cool. High in the mid 40s.
fishinguitarman Offline
#130 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:17 AM EST
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They smile in yo face........

You know the rest
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#131 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:32 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
The sun rose again today. Well, it’s behind the clouds.
Clear and cool. High in the mid 40s.


I'm glad to hear this. I was afraid from this chitstorm that this was the end.
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#132 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:33 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Be safe Danm.

Do they have face masks for your staff yet?


Kinda. Not really.

Wrote out too much detail originally but redacted.

Pretty much the only thing you're gonna get fired for right now is talking about shortages of supplies. I gotta stay employed if my family's gonna get the life insurance.
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#133 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:36 AM EST
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fishinguitarman wrote:
They smile in yo face........

You know the rest



WHAT THEY DOIN'?
fishinguitarman Offline
#134 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:46 AM EST
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😂🤣🤡
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#135 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 10:20 AM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
Kinda. Not really.

Wrote out too much detail originally but redacted.

Pretty much the only thing you're gonna get fired for right now is talking about shortages of supplies. I gotta stay employed if my family's gonna get the life insurance.


Yeah, my wife's in that pool as well. Our local "found" two cases of n-95's stashed somewhere. They were old enough that the elastic was trash, so they got more "before" the run on it, and have had volunteer folks replacing it. That was a plus.

The wave hasn't gotten here yet. A local prison is a hot pin, a couple here and there, our guy at work. Janice has been making masks at home for the hospital using disposable scrubs as a moisture barrier layer. They'll work for incidental contact I reckon. I'm using one and my Oakley safety glasses when out in public closed places. Stores, getting to the lab through the factory at work, etc. Gotta protect the mucous membranes. d'oh!

Let's me safe out there folks. Kind of sad that "Wrap that rascal" isn't about my johnson anymore. Not talking

teedubbya Offline
#136 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 10:41 AM EST
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Danm I’m in that boat too. I don’t know how many posts I’ve deleted for that very reason. I’ve still tip toed close a few times.
Ram27 Offline
#137 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 10:42 AM EST
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Hello 👀
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#138 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 10:46 AM EST
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Morning Ram and lads.

Set your clocks, Vherf today at 1600 CST, 1700 EST, 1400 in Kali, Conan, sorry ole buddy but you're on your own there. LOL
teedubbya Offline
#139 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 11:27 AM EST
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Chocolate cookies for breakfast
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#140 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:35 PM EST
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Cool Dudes...
DrafterX Offline
#141 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:35 PM EST
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french toasts and hot links.... Mellow
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#142 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:55 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Morning Ram and lads.

Set your clocks, Vherf today at 1600 CST, 1700 EST, 1400 in Kali, Conan, sorry ole buddy but you're on your own there. LOL



Will be 11:00 am here but I’mma gonna be fashionably late. d'oh!

Got stuff I gotta do before the predicted thunderstorms in the afternoon.
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#143 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 1:57 PM EST
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USNGunner wrote:
Morning Ram and lads.

Set your clocks, Vherf today at 1600 CST, 1700 EST, 1400 in Kali, Conan, sorry ole buddy but you're on your own there. LOL



Gonna be colder than I thought but I will be there at some point.
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#144 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 3:07 PM EST
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Good afternoon, just finished the garden work. Gonna grill Tuna marinated in peach nectar with cracked white pepper. Sides will be sweet potatoes, and creamed kale and spinach, finished with poached pears drizzled with 30 year old balsamic vinegar.
MACS Offline
#145 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 3:24 PM EST
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I had about 5 hours of sleep for breakfast.

Went to Home Depot... line out the door. Buy 2 faucets for the master bath... wrong hardware. Went back, returned, got the right faucets, replaced the broken one and put the other one in the garage. Fuggit... the other one works. I'll change it before I sell the house so they match.
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#146 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 5:51 PM EST
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Back to work.
8trackdisco Offline
#147 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:19 PM EST
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Back to the couch.
Speyside Offline
#148 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:23 PM EST
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Back to the future.
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#149 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 8:35 PM EST
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Back in black
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#150 Posted: Sat, Apr 4 2020, 10:06 PM EST
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Did you really want the one he dropped??? CB, we are are waiting???
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