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JadeRose Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:34 PM EST
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Post random thoughts here. Let's see what you clowns think about when you ain't thinking about anything. I know this will get queered up pretty quick but what the hell......


The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
MACS Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:38 PM EST
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If the object of golf is to play the least amount of golf... I am the all-time f'n MASTER!

I've never played golf.
Speyside Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:39 PM EST
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How come people think abortion is wrong and the death penalty is right, or abortion is right and the death penalty is wrong.
MACS Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:42 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
How come people think abortion is wrong and the death penalty is right, or abortion is right and the death penalty is wrong.


Easy... the unborn are innocent and do not deserve death. If you're on death row, you have done something to deserve it or had a very, very bad lawyer.
fishinguitarman Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:45 PM EST
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Why do they put round pizzas in square boxes?
fiddler898 Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 3:59 PM EST
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I never think about things I never think about.
Panama Red1 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:15 PM EST
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The object of Golf is to take the lowest number of strokes(ie; how many times you hit the ball)

Abortion is never ok !

,so therefore #3 & #4 are correct !

#5 so there is room in the corners for condiments.

Dang it feels good to be so well informed !!

neener#X
Panama Red1 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:16 PM EST
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OOOPS that should have been neener 3X
8trackdisco Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:21 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Easy... the unborn are innocent and do not deserve death. If you're on death row, you have done something to deserve it or had a very, very bad lawyer.


Good points.
That’s always intrigued me. Life and death aren’t consistently applied on the Dems or the Reps.

You’d think a party for All Life or Kill ‘Em All.

I am more puzzled by the Dems. Kill the babies, save the felons. Weird.
fiddler898 Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:26 PM EST
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^. Not random enough. 😎
CelticBomber Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:28 PM EST
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When you guys are thinking do you see images in your head or do you just hear your voice in your head?
victor809 Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:29 PM EST
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If one is religious, then the unborn are not innocent.

They are part of their god's plan, and when aborted, that is according to plan as well.

If they go un-aborted, given that they were "given life" by an omniscient and omnipotent creator, that creator had already predetermined at the time they "gave them life" exactly how their entire life would go, down to the smallest minutia. As such, they are not "innocent". You just personally don't know what atrocities they will commit in the future. But if you're religious then you have to believe that they are already predetermined to create them.

Kill the fetuses. Kill the prisoners. Hell, kill the prisoners using dead fetuses.... or vice versa.
victor809 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:29 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
When you guys are thinking do you see images in your head or do you just hear your voice in your head?


I only hear James Earl Jones's voice in my head when I think.
Cheno Online
#14 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:36 PM EST
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CelticBomber wrote:
When you guys are thinking do you see images in your head or do you just hear your voice in your head?


I don't hear any voices. It's hard to believe that people actually can hear voices since I cant and it seems like it's fake. One of my buddies and I talked about this for a long time, he thought everyone heard voices like him, I thought nobody did like me.
Gene363 Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:52 PM EST
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I feel sick.




















Full disclosure, I just got back from mailing a check to the IRS. We're getting a refund from the state, however it's less than half of what I owe to the Feds
delta1 Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:54 PM EST
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Walking in the neighborhood after 11pm the other night was an odd experience...very little sound, nobody else, no cars...

a random thought popped into my head...an old Herman Hermits' song, "There's a Kind of Hush, All Over the World"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB_abiqrPM8
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 4:57 PM EST
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Drive on a parkway, and park in the driveway.
Brewha Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:09 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Post random thoughts here. Let's see what you clowns think about when you ain't thinking about anything. I know this will get queered up pretty quick but what the hell......


The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

You left out drinking and talking smack....
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:11 PM EST
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Boobs... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#20 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:12 PM EST
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Is it wrong for one man to yodel in another man’s cave?
delta1 Offline
#21 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:13 PM EST
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miss a full daily "sports" section in the paper and live televised sports on TV every day...we'd be in the middle of the NCAA Basketball tournament now and nearing the playoffs in the NBA
delta1 Offline
#22 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:14 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Is it wrong for one man to yodel in another man’s cave?


only if the other man's in that cave...
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:16 PM EST
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To each his own...but...never the same....
Brewha Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:18 PM EST
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The fool is the twin of the wise.
MACS Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:18 PM EST
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If you have a problem with me, call me. If you don't have my number, you don't know me well enough to have a problem.
Brewha Offline
#26 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:24 PM EST
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Life is like a box of chocolates:
It goes much faster for fat people.
delta1 Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 5:59 PM EST
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ever wonder what your shadow is thinking
MACS Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 6:10 PM EST
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delta1 wrote:
ever wonder what your shadow is thinking


This jackass is making me fat?
clintCigar Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 6:31 PM EST
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Fuuck the CCP
8trackdisco Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 6:51 PM EST
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Put this on the 500 thread, but it fits better here.

When birds first arrive north from the south, where do they sleep the first night?
They don’t have nests yet.
Speyside Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 6:57 PM EST
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Anyone who thinks money is the root of all evils doesn't have any.
teedubbya Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:05 PM EST
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If the WNBA season was cancelled would anyone notice?
MACS Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:07 PM EST
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I wonder if Bruce Willis is gonna come back in time to look for the 12 pangolins... ??
Dg west deptford Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:10 PM EST
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People with wives in menopause should be allowed to go to the bar
teedubbya Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:16 PM EST
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Is Keith Richards really alive or is it faked like the moon landing
teedubbya Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:17 PM EST
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Is Caitlin Jenners wiener still bigger than mine?
8trackdisco Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:24 PM EST
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teedubbya wrote:
If the WNBA season was cancelled would anyone notice?


Also don't understand why my team (Arsenal FC) can't play.

Their defenders are never within 6 feet of an opponent attacking player and never get closer than 7 feet from the goal.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:41 PM EST
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If the universe is truly infinite, then isn't every imaginable version of life on other planets guaranteed to exist?
8trackdisco Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:45 PM EST
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fiddler898 wrote:
^. Not random enough. 😎


Sorry Fiddler. How about this.

Portugal's two biggest exports are olives and cork.

Better?
8trackdisco Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 7:47 PM EST
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Speyside wrote:
Anyone who thinks money is the root of all evils doesn't have any.


Money is like sex and oxygen. Not a problem unless you aren't getting enough.
fishinguitarman Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 8:40 PM EST
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Fahafah
delta1 Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 9:15 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
This jackass is making me fat?


excellent!
delta1 Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 9:17 PM EST
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anybody like to eat sea cucumber dishes?
DrafterX Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 9:54 PM EST
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Seen one once... thought TW would have have fun with it... poor sea cucumber... Sad
teedubbya Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 10:31 PM EST
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Chewbacca must have a small one
frankj1 Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Apr 7 2020, 10:56 PM EST
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Jack Handy's attorney is on the phone.
He's asking for jade...
JadeRose Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 5:10 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
Jack Handy's attorney is on the phone.
He's asking for jade...




Those are DEEP THOUGHTS, Frank, No worries about that here.
RMAN4443 Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 12:31 PM EST
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how come nobody eats cake for breakfast.....it's got all the ingredients of breakfast...wheat, eggs, milk...Think
delta1 Offline
#49 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 12:42 PM EST
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didn't some bitch lose her head after telling peeps to eat cake?

you better be careful, you sumbitch...
RMAN4443 Offline
#50 Posted: Wed, Apr 8 2020, 12:44 PM EST
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I'm sorry...Anxious
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