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Sunoverbeach Offline
#151 Posted:
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OOOH YEEAAHH!
USNGunner Offline
#152 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?


Punch Punch?
USNGunner Offline
#153 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?


Center punch?

USNGunner Offline
#154 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?


Drift punch?
USNGunner Offline
#155 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?



Rum Punch?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#156 Posted:
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Now you're just being silly. Are you punch drunk?
USNGunner Offline
#157 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?



Fruit Punch?
USNGunner Offline
#158 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Now you're just being silly. Are you punch drunk?



Like a boiled owl?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#159 Posted:
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Was thinking the traditional pugilistic sense, but that works too
MACS Offline
#160 Posted:
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He prolly took one of FGM's meds... lost his damn mind.
USNGunner Offline
#161 Posted:
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If a poison is past it's expiration/best if used by date, is it more poisonous or not poisonous at all anymore?
izonfire Offline
#162 Posted:
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Why does Gunner's moustache always look like it's been dipped in soul glow?

Easy. That’s his zamboni for his cu.nteater...
izonfire Offline
#163 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
was it like a gut Punch?

A complete sucker punch...
RMAN4443 Offline
#164 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
well, it's got an obvious hole...

wild turkeys do fly, so that pre-supposes they know...


that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....fog




https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ
frankj1 Offline
#165 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....fog




https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ

one of the greatest segments in TV history.
izonfire Offline
#166 Posted:
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I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...
delta1 Offline
#167 Posted:
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wonder how/why a flock of wild turkeys ended up living on and around the golf course at Waikoloa on da Big Island
RMAN4443 Offline
#168 Posted:
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because they're BIRDIES....Think
frankj1 Offline
#169 Posted:
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izonfire wrote:
I've seen wild turkeys fly up into the trees to escape coyotes.
Lookin' at 'em, it's a wonder they could even get off the ground.
They're like a buffet with wings.

And they're stupid as schitt too.
Diving towards a pack of 'em,
they'll scatter, but inevitably one will run right in front of you at the last second.

Amazing that they even survive.
Kinda like stupid people...

seen them fly onto roofs and trees around here. Not sure if they can figure out how to get back down though. They stay for days up there.
delta1 Offline
#170 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
because they're BIRDIES....Think


Applause Applause
Sunoverbeach Offline
#171 Posted:
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Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?
izonfire Offline
#172 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Why will geese during nesting season attack me in a full sized vehicle, yet run away from other geese?

Guess you're gonna hafta start hittin' the gym...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#173 Posted:
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Well barring x-ray vision, I'd assumed my lack of muscular definition was cleverly disguised by Detroit rolling iron
delta1 Offline
#174 Posted:
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huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac
Sunoverbeach Offline
#175 Posted:
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Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him
delta1 Offline
#176 Posted:
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they can be aggressive...had a few pecks and bites from various ones over the years just walking around some local park lakes
delta1 Offline
#177 Posted:
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why do we call it sun rise...
tonygraz Offline
#178 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
huh...when did they start issuing driver's licenses to geese?

aflac


When Drafter started chasing them.
izonfire Offline
#179 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Pilot's license. Full on air strike to the windshield of a company vehicle. Me, quickly swearing that if the bastid caused me property damage paperwork, I'd deep fry him

Geese are anything but endangered.
Just shoot 'em. I'll vouch for ya...
RMAN4443 Offline
#180 Posted:
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delta1 wrote:
why do we call it sun rise...

Yeah,everyone knows it's really Earth Drop...Anxious
CelticBomber Offline
#181 Posted:
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RMAN4443 wrote:
that's what they thought at WKRP in Cincinnati....fog




https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ



That will never, ever get old. 500 years from now that will still be one of the funniest things ever on TV,
teedubbya Offline
#182 Posted:
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Who would you rather schtup.... grace jones or grace slick
CelticBomber Offline
#183 Posted:
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We have tons of Turkeys around here. They're safe because they're inside the city. I've seen a half bald turkey walking along the road and feathers everywhere because I assume it was clipped by a car. Nothing wrong with it other than being a half naked tease.

Those farm raised Turkeys on the other hand have been so grossly genetically modified they can't even breed naturally let alone fly.
CelticBomber Offline
#184 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Who would you rather schtup.... grace jones or grace slick


We talking now? I think Grace Slick is 81... Grace Jones is like 72.... You're sick.
teedubbya Offline
#185 Posted:
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Knowing that I take Jones.
CelticBomber Offline
#186 Posted:
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Gotta go with Slick... She needs to be punished for Jefferson Starship.
RMAN4443 Offline
#187 Posted:
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Your gonna have to work at it to get either Grace slick enough to schtup….Not talking
Sunoverbeach Offline
#188 Posted:
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Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer
Palama Online
#189 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer


You rang? Gonz
teedubbya Offline
#190 Posted:
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Freaks
izonfire Offline
#191 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Currently, neither. Back in the day, I'd have to go with Grace Jones due to a childhood crush developed during Conan the Destroyer

Yeah, she was an exotic beauty for sure.
But I would love to have seen her in some longer hair...
MACS Offline
#192 Posted:
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Grace Jones looks like a dude.
teedubbya Offline
#193 Posted:
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Shhh. I was conducting one of those horseshack tests for gayness and stuff
MACS Offline
#194 Posted:
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teedubbya wrote:
Shhh. I was conducting one of those horseshack tests for gayness and stuff


Well you found some backdoor buddies... Starfish
RMAN4443 Offline
#195 Posted:
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Drafter saw her boobs...Anxious
corey sellers Offline
#196 Posted:
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When you watch porn do you like the man to have a small d ick or a strong throbbing d ick?
RMAN4443 Offline
#197 Posted:
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corey sellers wrote:
When you watch porn do you like the man to have a small d ick or a strong throbbing d ick?

I'm not sure, which do you prefer???Anxious
delta1 Offline
#198 Posted:
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you freaks...what kinda porn you watchin?
izonfire Offline
#199 Posted:
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MACS wrote:
Grace Jones looks like a dude.

This ain't no dude, dude...

http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/grace7.jpg
teedubbya Offline
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